Rating Every Porg
The long-awaited never-requested video is live!
Comments (26)
That edit between Ambulatory Knows-Something Porg & Talking Porg! Nice. Poor Hugo, though. ☹️ Don’t worry, Hugo, you just stay right there in your paper bag; that’s right. *pats paper bag sadly*
Target Porg "Doesn't invoke any of the texture of an actual Porg"? How do you know, Jenny? How do you know?! Jenny is Snoke theory confirmed.
PORG SCARCITY is a star wars headline that really gets my attention, thanks for this
This is the content I signed up for.
Wholesome content
Clearly rated PG. For Porg Goodness.
Poor Hugo...
Wow! They're also all 1/6th scale with four points of articulation and retail for $24.99!! Awesome!
I had to say it a couple times, but OMG that was majestic!
I really want to know who buys any of these <a href="https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/klls/?srp=8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/klls/?srp=8</a>
I don't care what the description says; that is the least huggable porg I have ever seen.
The Animal Topics Coalition appreciates this extra bonus space-animal video! We know you're with us!
I thought my name would have been cut from the thank you/credits by now. I can't tell if it's shorter or not. I find the long credits kind of satisfying anyway; Jenny earns every cent, plus it builds anticipation for the finale. Jenny in the porg-suit was the highlight for me, by the way.
So is this a sequel to Porg.mp4 or to Nobody Loves BB-8 Like I Love BB-8? Either way, it more than lives up to the the expectations set by the original.
I hate to disagree with a fellow fan, but if this was a sequel to Porg.mp4 I would be a little disappointed. Only because I liked seeing Jenny out of her natural enviroment and interacting with other people in a way that wasn't scripted(like MF). Hence my constant harping on the issue of another vlog-style vid. Sorry to butt-in and ramble..
I don't even like porgs, yet I liked this video.
Me too!
What’s the life expectancy of a Porg? If there’s a big time jump in episode IX, we might have Porg skeletons all over the Falcon.
Has canon ever established what the MIllennium Falcon uses as fuel? If not, I suspect there's a bio-fusion reactor (like in Back To The Future) that is fed by organic material* Roomba-ed out from a vast network of makeshift porg tunnels that twines throughout the ship. ------------------------------ * skeletons, furballs, etc.
The Kylo Ren Porg 10/10!
6:22 The Claw!
This is exactly why I signed up for the Internet.
By her own admission, JennyPorg does not rule them *all*.
What about that cute Porg on the bed with the eight legs?
I think that's based on the earliest porg concept sketches, the ones by H. R. Giger.
Yay!!!