Ramble #106: Themed Hotels Tier List

Just wanted to chime in that I'm coincidentally wearing a shirt rn that says "I got my ass eaten at the bass pro shops pyramid in Memphis, TN"

I WAS WAITING FOR CHARLES LINDBERGH ! I stayed here and it was AMAZING! The food was so good. Only down side is they have no AC, and I was there during a heat wave 😭 also the entrance is from outside the theme park

Jenny the Sandman hotel at Efteling is super cute too! They give you free night caps to take home 🫶

"i shouldnt say wrath, just hunger" thank u for correcting yourself

HUGE missed opportunity at 2:16:50... they should've made the giant moonshine equipment in the middle of the room ALSO be a functioning bathtub.

there is circus themed hotel in sarasota florida themed to the the 1920 ringling brothers circus. it's probably in the just the lobby to / okay tier but still super fun!

I love u but that is not a glockenspiel

I stayed at the hotel next to California adventure once, and after the park closed they ran the world of color fountain show at full volume about 4 times in a row (presumably for testing). Back to back to back Disney music medley blasting into the hotel room at midnight was not the most luxurious experience. Better than construction noise though I think!

please do a epic universe video even if its patreon exclusive, after going to the park twice im extremely curious to hear your thoughts on it both good and bad

Great video, Jenny! Thanks for including west Edmonton mall. As an Albertan, I’ve commented on it before as being super dated now but used to be the coolest destination for western Canadians to go to. I’m surprised that you never covered any of the “Ice” hotels. There is one in Quebec Canada. They are definitely immersive but look very uncomfortable lol.

The tents from the field of the cloth of gold were cloaked in real gold cloth! Henry VIII and the king of France were having a dick waving contest (now that bit is figurative)

I think I have the perfect movie rec! The Night of the Hunter (1955). not as iconic as psycho but extremely cozy horror/thriller vibes. acclaimed southern gothic I watched it with a friend with zero clue what it was and we had a great time. a surprising amount of animals in it. and very strange, fun, interesting to experience what a movie was back then. great visuals too.

ah Athena P mention! i found her via the great wolf lodge video and immediately thought of you!

Wow was so excited for the Dells to be mentioned only for them to let us down with the AI art

not so fun fact: the port orleans riverside hotel used to be called 'dixie landing' for about nine years before it merged with the french quarter hotel, and it was specifically themed to the antebellum south. so it's not icky in a tone-deaf accidental sense (which would be bad enough), but it was an intentional connotation they were drawing on. it's less of a bug, more of a feature, that sort of thing. they just kind of changed the name, and later refurbished it to princess and the frog and hoped it would provide enough exculpation. but i feel like they could have gone further to distance itself from the rancid history and the approval of it the resort conveys. i found this out right before my family and i were supposed to stay there, and i really was not upset when that trip ended up getting cancelled.

I am desperately trying to find the avatar tree Airbnb 😫

Laughing so much at the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid hotel. My husband and I were driving through Memphis and we stopped by and there was a guy on the shop floor who would not stop hassling us about booking a stay at the hotel. We tried explaining that we don't live in the US, we're not coming back to Memphis anytime soon, this was literally a once in a lifetime trip and he would not take no for an answer. We missed out!

it just wouldn’t be a themed hotel review without lindsay’s background commentary

The little mermaid rooms in Art of Animation are better (in my opinion)

i never thought of it as a themed hotel but trixie motel has a similar concept as the madonna hotel, rich old lady making a fun hotel with themed quirky rooms. the themes are on that chrysanthemum room with a lot of flowers side tho

YAY I honestly agree with all of these takes!! My friend and I stayed in the phantasialand FLY hotel this year actually, and it's definitely only for people who feel comforted by small spaces (like us lol), the theming is so cute, our beds had pilot names and "travel" tally marks on it, and we got a cute binder with in-universe info, postcards and a steampunky version of the park map. You also get acces to the hotel bar which is also veery themed and chill to hang out in (which you wanna do cuz your room is so tiny), plus you can walk around the coaster at night and climb all the way to the top (which gave me massive vertigo but what did I expect from climbing a rollercoaster). Anyway seeing it on this list was a fun surprise! Staying at the Efteling hotel is still one of my dreams, I live very close to the park so I never really have an "excuse" for an hotel stay, but seeing the rooms.. aahhh I gotta, someday, you've convinced me again.

tbh all the iberian rooms at europapark look like every spanish house i've ever stayed in. they're so obsessed with tiled floors in a way that doesnt seem to exist in the uk

Nyehhh another deviously vile ramble, your maliciousness 🐌

For ultimate immersion, play “Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon” INSIDE the train car!

Well, you have a huge spider with you, maybe that spider in your hotel room thought he'd be welcome.

i used to have to drive past that clown motel all the time between my hometown and vegas. sad to see it's been painted that awful red color.

When our kids were little, Great Wolf Lodge was their idea of heaven. They loved the water park, loved Magi Quest, loved the elevator, loved the rooms (occasionally we even got a Wolf Den type of room). We visited the nearest one many years in a row. It's cheesy, yes, but we have so many good memories wrapped up in GWL.

all this time i thought that the bass pro pyramid sold instruments...

There's a new themed hotel outside Vancouver called Hazelnut Inn that I really wanted to stay at but had family with me. Their rooms are only good for couples.

Is this video file corrupted or something, or is it just me? I can't get past ~half way through for some reason.

Madonna inn mentioned!

Somewhat related, has anyone told Jenny about this? : https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/mcdonalds-facebook-22447451.php?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

I can't watch this, the patreon app doesn't wanna load it....

i absolutely love how jenny always thinks of the kids!!!

This was such a great video, I’d love to see more stuff like this! 😭💖 My family went to Disney in 2006. I genuinely believe the DVD they sent us showing off every single hotel package is the reason why I love videos like this now. My sister and I watched that thing so much, it basically is an Oscar winning film at this point. Hysterically, we stayed in the Port Orleans Riverside Resort. I vividly remember being disappointed in the lack of theming in the room, even though I was literally 13. This video has validated little kid me. I did think the hotel was so pretty at night. Walking back to our room after dark felt like a beautiful dream of softly lit pathways, so they did something right!

the AI art at a themed hotel… IS INSANE

I recently stayed at the Madonna Inn, and the hotel and all of its wild pink accoutrements was in fact the brain child of the eccentric Mr., not Mrs., Madonna. Mr. Madonna struck me as very secure in his masculinity; Mrs. Madonna as blessedly long-suffering.

The Bass Pro Pyramid room feeling lux is not at all surprising to me! Johnny Morris (Bass Pro owner) also owns Big Cedar Lodge in Branson, which was a quick drive away growing up, and all the details are genuinely beautiful - lots of high-quality materials, wrought iron and stonework and wooden beams everywhere...my family stayed in a cabin once, and we still go to the restaurants on special occasions. Even went to a Thanksgiving dinner there once. The whole place is $$$ but Johnny is known to be extremely detail-focused so everything looks fantastic. Also part of the golf course at Big Cedar collapsed and revealed a beautiful cave system lol - thankfully no one was hurt.

I share your distrust of hotel rooms that are musty, too ornate, or couldn’t possibly be maintained properly. I even tend to trip out on dust and moisture in other peoples’ homes or in workplaces. Consequently very few of these places looked appealing to me at all, though I enjoyed your ramble immensely as usual.

I just learned about the Sunset Inn and Suites in Illinois. Im just very charmed by it, but in a way where idk if it would be super cute or a nightmare. I love how even though all the rooms are intensely themed, they all have giant leather recliners in the middle. And i also love how one of their rooms is the Executive Suite, which some might say is just a normal hotel room, but i chose to believe the theme is ‘90s businessman on a work trip.’ Im just very charmed by such an intricately themed hotel in the middle of nowhere. It looks well maintained! But unfortunately i am very freaked out by the dust potential

The Pixar eatery looks like my college dining hall in 2017 lol

Nice to see Jenny returning to the short form content I have been waiting for

For the Efteling Grand Hotel, no the rooms are not themed unfortunately... Maybe it's supposed to be its own story, so it's themed to itself? I haven't looked into it because last time I checked it was booked solid. If initial hype slows down a bit I hope to finally stay there and then I'll look into it. It is however reallllly cool that you are staying literally inside the park. Like, there's a terrace with a view of the Meer van Fantasie. If you're willing to split up your booking again, I think doing one night in the Grand Hotel would be really cool. From what I've seen from just visiting the park and looking around the ground floor it looks beautiful.

While you're at it do you think you could get them to fix their regular player too? I hate watching the vids through Patreon because the navigation is horrendous and buggy.

I had a dream that Jenny published a 3 hour long -Halycon-like Review- but it was about Me. I was devastated

the new clown motel owners definitely should have just cleaned the place up and leaned even more into the dated but sincere clown appreciation vibe the original had

Still hoping we will get a video on your trip to France. I will always hold on to this dream

The Santa Isabel gave inquisition vibes 💀

Yaaaaay west ed mall mention

I would -massively- love content on Universal Epic Universe, and I'm not a fan of any of that stuff. I would love to know what Jenny thinks before dropping thousands to take my kids.

Maybe I’m in the minority, but I would LOVE to hear your take on Epic Universe. I went in March and there were lots of goods and bads… im always game for your theme park content

I’ve been really depressed this year and your videos have helped keep me occupied, so thank you :)

Europapark doesn't get enough credit. Also, a source of great mohnstrudel, which is sadly hard to find in the U.S.

Love the spider story! I love spiders but I would also be panicked at seeing a giant sun spider

I understand the reasoning behind why the youtube mirror is gone, its just really sad I cant play your videos on my phone anymore... I click the video, get a blank grey screen and nothing else. Or sometimes it wont even register that.

Jenny, please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I NEED TO KNOW!! Did you go to Wizard Quest in WI Dells? If so, how’s it holding up? It was the most epic themed experience growing up outside of Madison. It’s seen a lot since its heyday…but I still believe ❤️❤️❤️

I feel so seen re: wanting to live in a store as a kid. I remember trying to turn my room into a store and making price tags and cutting out my own money

This is such a good ramble

A curse upon whoever was sharing Jenny's patreon videos. I'd have watched this video weeks ago if I didn't have to watch it here. This sucks.

It is both funny and sad that the shameless knockoffs of Star Wars Hotel not only survived the original, but arguably did the premise better than Disney. Guess that there brand integrity isn't what it used to be.

Omg I don't like waterparks and I LOVED Rulantica, completely regretted only spending a day in it. I spent my trip between Europa park (doing the pirates ride about three times), the Colosseo sauna/pool, and staring at everything in Rulantica cause I thought it was so cool and their mascot is so cute. Next time I'll just spend three days in there and do the slide that has a vortex inside fifty times. Also Puy du Fou looks great but as a French person I just can't deal with the fact it was founded by a horrible extreme right wing man and he uses it to do weird nationalist propaganda shows. I feel it's a blessing for tourists to not know about him lol, he's just so evil and gross.

God I wish I could watch this, but the Patreon player doesn't work on my laptop or either of my phones T_T

It's not quite a "themed hotel" but the Liberty Hotel in Boston was built in the historic Charles Street Jail. The lobby kept most of the original atrium (narrow catwalks where guards would patrol in front of the cells etc). There are several bars/restaurants in former cells. I haven't stayed there and I'm not sure if I would. There's something kind of in bad taste about the high-luxury concept overlaid on a jail that was apparently shut down for violating prisoners' 8th Amendment rights. I feel like it's just asking to be haunted.

re: problematic, no we do realise that the tipis and feathered headdresses aren't great, it's taken longer than in the US (which makes sense, i guess) bu it is catching on. the "africa" themed hotel has also been criticised as of late, because their idea of africa is unfortunately not great and pretty stereotypical.

This was so fun!! :D

It’s unfortunately not open anymore but I live near a really unique looking historic Aztec Hotel that’s a century old, was on Route 66, and apparently has an interesting seedy history https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-aztec-hotel

Redesign Ideas for princesses - Snow White could have a cute little cottage room with a bed with her name carved on it, as well as fake windows (plus fake shutters to dramatically open the window) - Cinderella would have a grey stone room with a patchwork blanket and more fake windows and more fake shutters, as well as a mannequin kids can put dresses on - Aurora would have a grey stone room with a dramatic purple canopy bed (with a crown on the top) and a (obvs fake) spinning wheel in the corner of the room - Ariel would have a stone room with a bunch of random shelves kids could put their toys on, with a bed in the middle, as well as a light at the top middle of the room made to look like a skylight - Belle would have a room filled with bookshelves (I literally have no other ideas) - Jasmine would have a room covered in pillows and blankets with curtains all around, as well as a magic carpet by the bed for ultimate play - Mulan would have a room with fake cherry blossoms, as well as a fake view on the wall of the great wall of china and a little tent to feel like your in the cute camp - Tiana would have a swampy room with lots of fake trees as a small pond with lilypads and a little kitchen with a bed behind the counter - Rapunzel would have a room based on the tower with tile floors, a fake window, fireplace (with the lantern painting) and lanterns hanging around a purple canopy bed

I think Hotel Matamba should've gone into the top tier as an extremely immersive themed experience of the Animal Kingdom hotel

Here to talk about our dear departed original Royal Rooms at Port Orleans riverside. (If you circle back to POR later in the video then I apologize!) Look these things up because they were beautiful! The immersive storytelling wasn't really there but I spent one night in one and it was the cutest place to be down with covid ^^; There was a recent remodel that ruined all the charm, but the OG rooms had a pattern in the carpet of the Carpet from Aladdin, the Footstool-dog from Beauty and the Beast, Magic Lamp-shaped faucets in the bathrooms, and headboards over the beds with an LED fireworks show you could trigger wtih a button. And for some little bit of real immersion, a paper scroll with a letter from Princess Tiana welcoming you to the room. (Able to be kept in a theme park binder)

I just came back to the patreon after a break of not being able to afford it and am super bummed to see the youtube mirrors gone. Glad to have access to the old catalog but I effectively can’t watch any of the new stuff as a result ☹️

The lobby in the EftelingWonder hotel was sadly overhauled to an industrial (I wanna say steampunk but that would be too much) vibe and now they charge a lot more for their food, which doesn't even come with one vegan option. They also got rid of the staff at the check-in and you have to do it yourself via app. It's so sad because I liked it before a lot more.

Omg the Madonna inn... I grew up in SLO county and we'd get birthday cake from there every year. I feel like there could be a California based quirked up retelling of the Eloise books set in that hotel cause it's such an interesting place to grow up going to. We'd get breakfast there sometimes and we'd get hot chocolate in these massive challices covered in whipped cream and everything was so weirdly shaped that just sitting at a booth felt like you were in a jungle gym. My sister and I would go to the gift shop whenever we finished eating and it was such a sensory overload I honestly can't even picture what it looked like anymore even though ik for a fact I'd probably spent 60% of my time there in that gift shop. Awesome place

I stayed at the GWL in the poconos a few years ago with my college friends as a spring break trip lol. We got a groupon and got a super nice room with a balcony and a fire place that was sort of on theme!!! There was also a child rave in the lobby from like 7-10pm which was wild to see on our way to getting our pizza delivery.

Wow, I wish I had watched this ramble sooner! We actually stayed in the Pixar Hotel you reviewed while it was under construction, and I had Thanksgiving dinner under those weird moody Jessie/Buzz/Woody portraits. We all kept cracking jokes about them, so. At least it wasn't a total waste.

I stayed at Paradise Pier right before it transformed into Pixar Place. I could already tell the overlay was going to be pretty cheap and unimaginative. Paradise Pier felt like it meant to be permanent. There were sea shells in the tiles of the bathrooms. The furniture was surprisingly of a higher class than I imagined. The dresser came with neat seaside theming worked into handles and knobs. They had little statues of Lifeguard Mickey that functioned as nightlights. Even some of the artwork in the halls did a good job of giving ambiance without overstuffing the place with characters. Leave it to Disney to not understand when they had a good thing.

Fascinating to me that the Delshire exterior looks like a castle to the American eye. To my UK eye it looks like a giant old people's home built in the 80s lmao

This was amazing, and not to bring things down, but would be interested in your take on Puy du Fou and how nationalistic/right wing it is. I imagine you weren’t aware when you went but like what would you say about this article as someone who has been there? https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/09/world/europe/theme-park-france-right-culture-war.html?unlocked_article_code=1.AFE.ZiWo.2YxSq9zY9a1J&smid=nytcore-ios-share

Holy crap😭 The clown motel reveal was beyond disappointing! I can't believe they thought that was good idea in, like, any capacity

Excellent video!! Only one small critique: you didn’t take the ambient music into account. I feel like 80% of the vibe at both Boardwalk Inn and Port Orleans French Quarter is the themed music that plays everywhere.

As a former circus artist (I was doing aerial silk),I'm always sad to hear about how clowns are perceived by the public nowadays. To me they really are circus rock stars. As a aerial girl,I just needed to be good in my field, but they need to be good at literally everything. Historically, they make their own costume and makeup, they need to create a character, do crowd work, juggle, do acrobatics, balance objects, balance ON objects, be able to perform with animals, do handstand, hand to hand, be able to be base and flyer... I really wish to see them being more appreciated in the future despite their iconography being cheaply used and abused in horror. Oh, and thank you for so many cool travel ideas, especially with so many in my own country (France) where I can easily go with the kids! Next time, since you like themed parks and animatronics, you should gotoNantes and check "Les Machines de l'ile". They have giant animatronics you can travel on, beautiful caroussels.. Just check out their website, I'm sure you'd be a huge fan. And they have lots of lore.

My SO was one of the Imagineers working on the pool at French Quarter when you stayed there…I’m bummed it wasn’t open yet so you didn’t get to review her work! If you ever come back to Boardwalk, she’s currently working on a new themed dining/show venue going up quite soon—maybe we’ll get to see that in a future video 🤞🤞

The problem is that fantasy rooms are loved by two distinct and opposite clientele: families with children, and couples who want to have roleplay sex. The layout of the room is all different for the two use cases, but hot tub in the middle and mirror over the bed makes a lot of sense for one and not the other.

wrt the lack of youtube mirror, i dont mean to be all "ooo my lobster is too buttery", but when the video is this long (which i love) i generally like to be able to watch it in more than one sitting, and the patreon player does not remember my place in the video. not having that feature (plus the player just in general sucking compared to youtube's on mobile) makes it kind of suck to watch. not that my individual small payment means anything in the grand scheme of things, but losing the youtube mirrors for good makes me less inclined to stay subbed

You know its a good data set when it begins to resemble the normal curve

Not to be too annoying, but if they want to cater to families I do think two bunks is better. You can sleep 2 kids on each twin in you need to, you can't put four kids on a queen bed.

Thank you for, instead of showing a picture of the spider creature, describing it in the most vividly horrifying language possible, thereby embedding an image of it in my mind that will never leave and which is probably way scarier than the real thing.

I guess it has been a while since I've stayed at a fancy hotel but I was surprised at how many had the built in bunkbeds.

Disney's refusal to have comforters on the beds even at the most expensive levels is so wild and makes the rooms look so cheap.

I absolutely loved the traverse city great wolf lodge and magiquest game as a kid, especially around Christmas time! I think it's become like waaay more expensive these days?? They had the animatronic shows there and a themed restaurant I loved too!!

I stayed at the boardwalk inn as a kid!!! My 1 time staying on property, my cousins who were regulars stayed at the beach club. I can't (can) believe they tore down the terrifying, bone-chilling carnival clown slide

If I knew this ish was $2 I would've been here a long time ago shiet

I feel obligated to say that I could not watch this video because of patreons video player. It would skip in place like a record, drop the audio but keep playing the video, and stop playing altogether. Refreshing the page wouldn't help only killing the tab and then it's a crapshoot if it doesn't break again after I click 20 minutes into the video to get back to my spot. The tech simply isn't there. The YouTube mirror was a kindness to spare us from this torture.

Love this video and love that you're making some extremely productive suggestions to Patreon that EVERYONE would benefit from 💕 I hate to ask How is once upon a time coming along? I crave Rumpy content

Why would Elsa have a sticker of Elsa on her wall is my same complaint about those old plastic halloween costumes where Batman would have Batman on his smock.

This is a real treat; I kept thinking surely this would be finished soon and you just kept having more and more, really makes for a broad view. One note on the Puy du Fou section; the park is sadly part of a fascist push to redefine history in France, which mars some of the good memories I had of it as a kid just watching the shows there. Also Clovis was a Frankish / the first French king - so something around him probably wouldn't be actual viking themed? Strange to make everything food wise fish though, unless for some reason they were going all in on his conversion to christianity lol

chiming in as someone who would LOVE to hear about your epic universe trip. I've never been to universal orlando and have a trip planned next year to visit epic. Totally get if you don't want to for your own reasons but I think you're underestimating how much your audience would enjoy that. Loved this one too <3

So, apparently, there are a bunch of sort-of rich people that want to make fantasy-themed entertainment venues, but are terrible at it.

Guys how many times do we think she pressed the red shoes button

Slight clarification as a biology nerd: the sun spider Jenny described is in fact another kind of *arachnid* separate from true spiders, scorpions, etc. Not an *insect*, which as a rule of thumb includes all six-legged bugs like ants, beetles, flies, etc

I’m super surprised to hear about Puy du Fou themed hotels and how good they are…! For some context, the idea for this theme park around French/European history came from Philippe de Villiers, a very conservative politician. He’s a frequent guest on the French equivalent of Fox news. Historians have also criticized the way history is depicted in the park: for instance, they show the 1789 French revolution (the one that ended the absolute monarchy) as this bloody and anti-religious movement. So it’s a controversial park to say the least. That being said, I’m glad to hear Jenny’s views on the hotels.

Is there a YT mirror for this video? I can’t see one but unsure if I’m just being blind 😮‍💨 gotta enjoy this behemoth on a big screen

There were bedbugs in my room in Art of Animation in 2019 😀😀😀 Disney customer service was exceptional but I wish we never had to experience that to begin with lol

I like the idea of bunk beds where your children can pretend to be anchorites.

I will say in favour of Paris’s Art of Marvel Hotel, those screen windows periodically have stuff like Spider-Man swinging past or the jet going by. I have only been in the bar, which if you want a very fancy and also very overpriced cocktail I actually would recommend!

Can't watch this on Roku :/

I'd love to know what you think of the Alton Towers Hotels! The main hotel is kinda Steampunk/Explorer theme and it's really fun. It has a lot of very random different themed rooms including ones themed to Coca Cola and Cadburys chocolate, as well as hot air balloons and The Smiler rollercoaster. There used to be a Sonic room but unfortunately not there any more! We stayed in the Princess room with our daughter which was cute, although not overly themed beyond the pink carriage bed. There's also the waterpark hotel Splash Landings which is quite crazy but fun, and the Cbeebies hotel which is really only for tiny kids but my daughter did enjoy it. Think the main hotel would def be my top pick. It may be a little old but has so many fun secret surprises. Also, the restaurant has a big tree with a face 😆

The igloo bed in Edmonton reminds me of A Pretty Cool Hotel Tour. They show off some really great kitsch and ~adult~ takes on wildly themed rooms.

i stayed at the Nick hotel during prime era and remember it being the coolest thing ever, but it was definitely just decals on the wall and bunk beds. still sick tho

I just subscribed and I’m actually overwhelmed at the amount of content presented to me

Rare redeeming trait of the Starcruiser: the suites were so cramped that they couldn't fit a bathtub in the middle of the room

Efteling looks AMAZING, how have I never heard of it before??

I would love a time travel hotel where every room is themed after a different decade complete with technology from that era!

I’ve stayed at the Charles Lindbergh and it was very cool but very small, the beds were also pretty uncomfortable. BUT a perk of staying there was they let you wander the rookburg area alone after dark and take pictures so, worth it .

No disrespect to the new owner of The Clown Motel. None at all. Ten seconds later: I’m putting it in HATE! Ten seconds later: No disrespect. None whatsoever.

I'm so glad Jenny finally watched ET!

When I was 13 my family did a quiz, we were asked "What's your favourite holiday destination," I said "West Edmonton Mall," and my dad threatened to disown me on the spot. So it was neat to see the Fantasyland Hotel to turn up, a hotel I have stayed in on multiple occasions as a kid and adult (the Polynesian room and the Hollywood room which appears to no longer exist), and yes the theme rooms do have hot tubs in the main room. I have occasionally thought "West Edmonton Mall might be right up Jenny's alley... if she could time travel to the early 90s," because the Bourbon Street theming and the Disney-level submarine ride are both gone. There is, however, an amusement park with (I am led to understand) some My Little Pony: FiM rides, an indoor waterpark, an aquarium, a dinner theatre, and if you stay in the hotel you never need to go outside. Probably not worth the trip up from California unless she paired it with either A) the Calgary Stampede, a ten-day annual rodeo and cowboy-themed Mardi Gras three hours south of the Mall, or B) the Edmonton Fringe theatre festival, but hey, just nice to see a local attraction make the list. (Especially since Calaway Park, an amusement park that is half-Flintstones themed despite having lost that license decades ago wasn't gonna.)

Curious if you've ever looked at Adventure Suites in NH it has the similar issue of the tub being in the middle of the room in alot of the rooms but it does have a room with a tree that has a face

I'm a little creeped out at a Hotel Charles Lindbergh in Germany, considering he was a very well-known Nazi sympathizer

JENNY! Next time you are in Utah you need to go to the Anniversary Inn in Salt Lake City. It’s notorious for being a honeymoon spot for Mormons and all of their rooms are themed! I think they have a twilight themed room, or maybe used to. I would love to know where it ranks. Also while you are In the area you could check out Lagoon!

Go back to the Wonder Hotel if you want Themed, we couldn't believe our eyes after seeing your version of the Wonder Hotel, they've re hauled the whole building. It's outstanding.

Can we make Spectacular Sun Spiders the official name of Jenny’s fandom?

also I feel obliged to say as an iphone watcher that cannot countenance paying for premium i hate the youtube mirrors so much

I feel like some of the stickers are cool for a LEGO themed hotel (and maybe this is a cope lol) because so many sets have cute stickers you put on the set. It sort of adds to the charm for me lol

I just spent two days at Efteling, and you absolutely have to go back. Their new ride, Danse Macabre, is exceptional.. possibly one of the best themed dark rides in the world!

My family is from Tombstone, so when people die or get married the entire extended family all has to stay together in the Tombstone monument ranch together since it’s the pretty much the only Hotel in the area. When my grandpa died there was a single room in the entire hotel that was NOT being rented out by people attending the funeral, so this poor family had gone on this fun western themed vacation was surrounded by my crying family (most of my family was wearing cowboy hats because they’re all in ranching—so at least the themeing stayed consistent).

I wish in America so many of the theme hotels weren’t like pioneers or hunting or western bleh

I hope this is ok, I just have trouble navigating and refinding my place on the player: 7:20 Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, 13:59 Canyon Motel & RV Park 16:06 Delshire Resort

Aw no updates in the description this month

on youtube premium i can download to watch later cuz i have a flight tonight 😭 i understand though

Some people have mentioned that they couldn’t read the list easily, so I thought this might help some people here: Immersive • Efteling Wonder Hotel Suites • Europa Park Krønasar • Hotel Station Cosmos at Futuroscope • La Citadelle at Puy du Fou • Le Camp du Drap d'Or at Puy du Fou • Tombstone Monument Ranch Theme at Expense of Hotel • The Canyon Motel and RV Park • Europa Park Camp Resort • Fantasyland Hotel • Galactic Starcruiser • Hotel Charles Lindbergh at Phantasialand Pretty Good • Big Cypress Lodge • Disney Animal Kingdom Lodge • Europa Park Castillo Alcazar • Phantasialand Hotel Matamba • Legoland Castle Hotel • The Madonna Inn Okay • Dellshire Resort • Disneys Boardwalk Inn • Europa Park Bell Rock • Europa Park Colosseo • Great Wolf Lodge • Inn at Christmas Place • Puy du Fou Gallo-Romaine Just the Lobby • Disneys Art of Animation • Disneys Port Orleans • Europa Park El Andaluz • Europa Park Santa Isabel Did they even try • Disneys Pixar Place Hotel • Helios Grand • Old Roadside Cones Hate • Disneys Hotel New York - The Art of Marvel • Puy du Fous Les Iles de Clovis • The Clown Motel

This is the second time the West Edmonton Mall has come up in a ramble and it always makes me excited because I've lived 20 minutes away from it all my life haha!! I agree that it's probably not worth going to Edmonton just for that, but if you ever do get a chance to go for whatever reason it would be awesome to see vlog content :)

That 2009 dingy clown hotel room could definitely be its own level in the Backrooms Wiki. Along with its inhabitants of course, which would be a mixture of clowns that look creepy but are genuinely just trying to entertain you, and serial killer demon clowns that murder you. I know, I know it doesn't hold a candle to the sentient cars that race each other. But I'm just assuming there's a dearth of clown levels, and it's up to us to add some.

The Great Wolf Lodge that's in Washington is co-owned by the Chehalis Tribe, and thus is an interesting combination of traditional Great Wolf Lodge and Indigenous design. The rooms and the large conference center there look quite (albeit stereotypically) Coast Salish, which I think bumps up the rating for me!

Currently watching this from the patreon app on Android TV What did you do, Jenny

Oooo thank you for the Dellshire overview because my sister in law wants to go there for her birthday next year since we’re within driving distance of the Dells.

Sorry if I'm being dumb but is there a YouTube mirror? I can't see the link

I finally got casting to work again with this video, but I’d gladly use a Patreon TV app!

Disappointing that people wouldn't stop sharing the youtube links to big groups. Unfortunately I don't like interacting with patreon in any way (I don't know why but the video player glitches out for me on my desktop?) so I don't think I can keep watching the videos here

As a Dutch person, I'm happy to see the Efteling hotel in the top tier :D

Thank you for leveraging your clout Jenny! I personally still prefer a YouTube mirror because I listen to your videos to fall asleep - and the YouTube app is better about not turning off after 5 minutes on my phone than Patreon is.

I wonder if you'd like Leavenworth, Washington? It used to be a logging town but when the lumber mills closed in the 50s or 60s and the town was struggling economically, they decided to try to attract tourists by theming their entire downtown to Bavaria. It's really charming.

So I actually stayed at the clown motel back when it was creepy (it actually was quite creepy) and I’m devastated to see what they’ve done to it. An actual gasp moment for me.

Rulantica sounds like a Drag Race challenge

Okay but picture a lady and the tramp room where the bed has an Italian tablecloth patterned bedspread and the pillows are shaped like big meatballs and spaghetti. And... Idk there's dog hair on everything.

No Kalahari! I think that's the only "themed" hotel I've ever stayed at

Yay, House on the Rock mentioned! I'm so curious about your thoughts on that place. Everyone I've gone with has either loved it or hated it. I love it, but wish it smelled less musty and dusty >_<

Did enough people share the YT videos that we get no more mirrors? That's fair but a bummer.

yesss athena p shout out!!! love her great wolf lodge video

an epic universe rant patreon video maybe?? i want to know your opinions but also I love your theme park content in general and want to know your opinions on all theme parks ever tbh

As soon as I saw the subject of the video I was SO hoping you would include my personal local western Canadian fascination, FantasyLand. I have extensive experience staying there and would love to give you a little more info. 1) You are correct in assuming you probably won't be in the area any time soon. I live a few hours away, and the big appeal of making a pilgrimage out there (for me anyways) is the indoor waterpark in the mall. I personally love waterparks and in a place like Canada the ability to go to a heated indoor fake beach style waterpark in the dead of winter is very appealing. It is otherwise several hours away from anything a tourist would be likely to do in Canada sadly. 2) I have stayed in the Space, Africa, Jungle, and Polynesian rooms - and have gone with friends who booked other ones I was able to look in - so I've also poked around the Truck and Roman rooms. Like all hotels, the nicest rooms are the newest ones, but generally it's really quite clean. 3) It is worth noting that the space room opened about 3 years before the Starcruiser - so while it may have been inspired by the renderings from Disney it's mostly it's own thing. For the record the space room is pretty huge and has access to an emergency exit so one could argue it's even better, but I guess there's no full length mirror sized AI droid chatbot so maybe it nets out. 4) You might be delighted to learn that not only are the rooms themed, but on every floor of the hotel, the hallways are themed after the rooms on that floor - so one of the things I always like to do when I make the trip out is to ride the elevator up and down to every floor and look at all the theming in the hallways lol. I am lucky that I have never had trouble getting my friends or husband to accompany me on this particular activity. 5) As for the mirrors on the ceiling, IDK how to explain it but it's just very Edmonton. They had a massive economic boom in the 80s, hence the mall, so there's just sort of aesthetic remnants of that era throughout the city.

i'm actually so obsessed with the portuguese monastery hotel, i love how they dedicated themselves so hard to the theme that they crossed over into being depressingly ascetic. i wanna watch the name of the rose there and not make any noise for fear of being chided by the abbot

It's so funny that the third hotel was similar to Evermore in theming and then ended up also being similar to Evermore with regard to rushing everything and not remotely having their act together lol

I got soooo nostalgic seeing Port Orleans riverside. I was deployed there for a couple weeks when I was on my DCP. I normally worked at the Contempo Cafe, so the Contemporary Resort was my home base, but I also got time at Port Orleans, All Star Music, and Pop Century. And to be honest I loved all of them lol.

Why aren't all the starcruiser fans going to France to live out their fantasies??

If any of y'all live in the Dallas area, does the Madonna Inn remind anyone else of The Magic Time Machine lol?

I started cheering when you mentioned watching ET. I can't believe it finally happened, you've been mentioning never seeing et for so many moons!

I wish I could sleep immersively inside Lady and the Tramp.

I can’t believe this is how Jenny reveals she has been to Disneyland Paris! I would be really curious (and slightly apprehensive) to hear what she thinks about my home park. Also, I totally agree with the lazy Marvel overlay of the New York hotel. It was already the ugliest of the most expensive tier of hotels.

I was a little surprised no mention of the Disneyland Hotel and their themed suites, and also how Grand Californian and Great Wolf Lodge are of a similar cloth but one costs like four times as much!

Oh no that living room bit in the Epic Universe hotel looks exactly like the sad "parents room" at the NICU my daughter was at when she was born.

At 56 minutes, the hotel you show was one my parents would walk preteen/child me n my siblings, and would take fancy “free” teas lol I think they were meant to be free to actual guests

Jenny I’m sorry to hear you have shitty people filming and/or stalking you! People suck, but you’re great! We love you!

i’ve never had the desire to stay in a themed hotel but i would be genuinely interested in a portuguese monastery hotel if they made one that was more historically accurate. lobby only plays cistercian chants. staff are all dressed like white monks. at check in they imply that they have baptism facilities should you wish to convert during your stay. etc. the idea is just tickling me

the concept of a giant bathtub in the centre of the hotel room is so foreign to me. I can see myself breaking a leg trying to go to the bathroom in the dark lol

I work at one of the hotels on the list and it was funny to come into work this morning (i have to go into rooms sometimes) and see all of Jenny’s observations and critiques of the room in-person

Dear Jenny, please make a stand-alone video on each and every hotel you've stayed at, it's what the people want.

This is just what I needed to get through some coding hell i accidentally put myself into. love a themed area

Santa Isabelle’s lobby looks like how Robin Williams’ and Nathan Lane’s characters redecorated their house for the straight people in The Bird Cage (1996)

This is the platonic ideal Jenny patreon video

Sometimes one of these topics wins and you can just tell in your heart that the ramble is going to be a banger... and this video is absolutely delivering on that for me. I'm so extremely impressed by the lobby of the hotel at Futuroscope... whenever I make it to that part of the world I would genuinely go so far out of my way to see it.

Jenny Nicholson lobbying for her patrons to get us a workable app on our TVs? Shut up and take more of my money, please!

Fun fact - I believe “Moyo” means heart in Swahili :)) What a cute name for that mascot!

you're in my blunt rotation

Wait….do American houses never separate the toilet and the shower into different rooms?

Yes, the Mickey's ToonTown Airbnb at 47:30 is impressive, but are we just ignoring the GUN?

Genuine question because I have not experienced the bathtub in the room. I’m however very aware of hot tub in the room. Could it maybe be a hot tub?

Oh man, Great Wolf lodge! Core memories unlocked

It’s weird that you brought up the tv show Supernatural because I was already wondering if it would get mentioned! There’s an episode where they stay in a themed cowboy town and they dress up and it’s really similar to the Tombstone hotel. Also throughout the show they travel around and stay in different motels every week and every once in a while they’ll end up in a kitschy themed room and not even mention it

Yay as a wisconsinite I am so glad you made it to house on the rock

"I sleep in a racing car, do you?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife." Now, at last, both can be true! Book a stay at the Hotel Fantasyland!

this summer, I was fortunate enough to fly to London to do the Mamma Mia experience, which is a four course meal and three act live show with different original story using ABBA songs!!! and I was sat behind a pole, thought about you 🫶

THANK YOU for pushing Patreon to get a smart TV app!! I actually like Patreon's native video player but I can't use it on the TV and it sucks. And great video as always!

Thank you Jenny for at least trying to get a smart TV patreon app

Your thoughts on the new clown motel are exactly how I feel about horror clowns in general who are intentionally trying to be scary. Clowns got popular in horror because people authentically found the look and the vibe creepy. A nice, simple, classic clown is already perfectly scary for most people. Clowns like Terrifier and bloody creepy clowns you'll see at haunted houses just all look like they're trying too hard. It's so gross and over the top it becomes cringey to me rather than scary. It gives me the ick. We must return to the basic, simple clown

I lovveee this Ramble! Thanks for sharing with us!

I love this video!!! I am a themed-anything enthusiast and a recent themed-hotel designer, so this is perfect for me! I would love an epic universe video and I am sure lots of people would too!

Wow I didn't know it was called a glockenspiel. For a minute I thought you meant the percussive instrument LOL

I know Jenny's being really nice about it, but that Dellshire place looks like the McMansion equivalent of a castle

the pea <3

the avatar themed room reminds me SO strongly of working on the Epic campus (the developers of mychart). they theme all their buildings for ''morale'' while being kind of an evil corporation so the experience of working there involved going crazy but doing it in like . public domain avatar themed elevator lobbies and wizard themed conference rooms.

epic universe video would be amazing….

Thank you for using your ✨power✨ to try and influence Patreon!! I'm not sure how much it's a me problem, but while casting to a TV isn't very possible for me and I'm happy to watch on my phone, the biggest problem I've seen with the patreon-hosted videos is how it very frequently forgets where I've left off. I've been loving this video, but I'm about to search for the fourth time since I've started for where I left off in this (wonderful) 2.5 hour length 🙈

omg the hotel madonna is like... EXACTLY my type of kitsch. or at least the lobby is, the rooms all seem a tad too saturated for me, but i love the ostentatious floral patterns on everything in the lobby/restaurant

I suspect the elephant in the lobby of the Disney Boardwalk is a reference to this building in Atlantic City https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_the_Elephant

Also my nephews used to love to go to the Playmobil theme park and they had themed rooms with like a room where one of the kid beds was like a little prison. I havent been but they loved it

I just know this is going in my regular rewatch rotation

I stayed at Helios recently in a park view room, and the room was nice but really I feel like I was paying for the convenience of being IN the park. With the afternoon thunderstorms it was easy to run back to our room and watch the storm from our room. I stayed at Stella Nova a few months before, and I felt like those rooms had more theming than Helios. If we hadn’t gotten a really good discount for passholder appreciation month, I would have been so annoyed. The price point is insane for what they’re offering. They don’t even include express for epic! Wtf!

the unmatched joy of hearing Jenny say a sentence like "disney would set their scary clock to 3AM if they knew ball"

in the process of an efteling booking & chose the wonder hotel (what they’ve renamed the original hotel) over the grand as the other doesn’t have much themeing from what i could see - did you know they had cabins in efteling loonsche land with a petting zoo ! they’re also doing a big ravelejin update in the next few months 👀

I liked that Arielle room. But okay to make it more immersive, instead of the Arielle statue, make it that Eric statue that Arielle had, so now you can pretend to be in Arielles wonder cave or something

LOVED this. I'd love your thoughts on like the Trixie Motel since that is very themed and being in Palm Springs is not far from you in Cali.

As someone who works at a hotel if I got called to deal with a spider and walked in to see Aragog I think I would cry laughing, assuming it wasn’t midnight though actually 😭

Also if ur interested, maybe the most high themed hotel I’ve ever seen in Canada is this one: https://www.hazelnutinn.com/ it’s actually insane. Like if the buildings in a fantasy mini golf course became life sized and you could go inside them.

Rulantica sounds amazing!

I feel like with the advent of genAI, I cannot help but side-eye any Air BnB listing (and a few regular ones). I'd love to believe, but unless it's a guest photo or a photo dated before 2023, I cannot help but be leery 😭

Has Jenny mentioned if any of her German themepark trips she intends to visit Spreepark in Berlin? It was the only themepark in East Germany, that, no joke, got shut down after the CEO was found to have used the ride attractions to smuggle hundreds of kilos of south american cocaine, after shipping the rides all to Peru and back again in an elaborate criminial scheme. It now gets used as a setting for post-apocalyptic movies and as a stomping ground by urban explorers. It also had a starring role in a very janky east german cult film about themepark animatronics from a ghost train that come to life and terrorise Berlin. Suffice to say, it seems right up her alley.

Rip YouTube mirror. The YouTube subtitles are so much better :(. but I understand why

Also: not shocked at all that a hotel in Alberta has a "we love cars and pumping gas" room lolllll

in the hotel with the boardwalk, disney has built the greatest possible fantasy: long branch, new jersey

i’m going into entertainment interior design and my true dream in life is to spearhead a rainforest cafe hotel

Anyone in the comments: I will start watching the video and pause when I need to do something. I leave the app tab open with the video paused where I was and when I come back it just starts at the beginning again. Am I doing something wrong or is it the app is just built like that?

I wish you had given us your thoughts on the galactic starcruiser :/ I remember hearing you stayed there but I wish I could listen to you talk about if you enjoyed the experience, ideally in a 4-hour-long video or something. Oh well

not the mccastle resort

Oooo what about Cababa Bay at Universal in Florida? Its pretty themed!

“Anna and Elsa do not sleep in a bed with themselves on the bedspread”. That is a bit too familiar for me. For as long as she fit into it, my daughter always wore her pajamas that looked like Elsa’s dress inside out. When I asked her why, she pointed to the screen print of Elsa’s face on the front of the PJs and explained she turned it inside out to look more like Elsa’s real dress, because Elsa doesn’t wear a dress with her own picture on it.

That Pixar hotel restaurant with the black and white photos reminds me of a dream I had a couple months back where I was eating at a diner that was Cars themed, but part of the conceit was that Lightning McQueen had died tragically and so their signature menu item was the Lightning McQueen Memorial Burger. If that was a real place those somber portraits are exactly the kind of decor I would expect to see.

I went to a really cool themed hotel in upstate NY called the Roxbury. We stayed in the Mozart room and then the vampire room and they were both awesome, but I think 1 or 2 of the largest deluxe rooms came with like escape room games and I wish we had tried to do that too.

Just went down a rabbit hole learning about the sun spider, which is actually in a separate order or arachnids called solifugae, so not a spider nor a scorpion! The are not venomous but they do run fast and I would absolutely not want to share a hotel room with one. I also found out their abdomens visibly expand and contract the little membranes around their exoskeleton when they breathe in and out and it looks really cool in a video, but yeah would not want one in my room.

It feels spiritually correct to me that you've only seen snippets of Supernatural on a hotel room tv, bonus points for it being a folksy themed hotel.

your horribleness i would be interested in your nasty foul epic universe opinion

As an indigenous person just a “fun” fact - Germany has a VERY extensive, strange, and insanely offensive obsession with “native culture” (or their weird fantasy version of it). It goes deeeeep

initially I wondered why you didn't have any vegas resorts on here but then i realized it would just be round after round of "just the lobby"

I want to shout out the Kennicott Glacier Lodge in Kennecott, Alaska where I stayed recently! It's themed around the copper mine that used to exist in the town, and my friends and I were SO charmed and excited by all the details inside. The walls (in all the rooms, lobby, hallways) are covered in genuine artifacts from the mine (1920s era) like old wooden objects and curious mechanical doohickeys. They're also papered with old manifests and telegrams and all kinds of paperwork from the mine. The best part though is that they've mixed in vintage ads from the early 1900s and they are hilarious. The bathrooms are full of them, I made a point to visit every bathroom (they're all shared) so I could see all the different ads. You can also take tours of the giant mill where they processed copper and walk around the old buildings like general store, post office, etc that are preserved as a museum. Plus the area is a national park and it's gorgeous.

I'm new here and been mostly watching old rambles. This one seems good enough to be on the main channel! As someone who pays for YT Premium, I love being able to download vids for offline viewing like walking the dog or listening in the car which has been nice about the old YT rambles. Would love if Patreon could figure that out.

Your Rulantica glaze makes me question (and I'm biased on this bc I'm German and I work at a bookstore): did you know there's a German children's book series about Rulantica?

Crazy to see the Madonna Inn (just a few miles away from where I went to college in San Luis Obispo) on this list. Highly recommend it to anybody passing through on 101, even if just to look around. As gaudy (positive) as advertised. If you're scared of the color pink stay away

If you ever come back to Europe, I think Plopsaland (Belgium) might be worth a visit. It's a theme park with an adjoining themed hotel. I've never been to the hotel myself, but it's been explicitly renovated to make rooms more themed. The park itself used to be more themed than it is now, as it's slightly shifted focus to be more attractive to teens by putting in daring roller coasters, but even still, it's themed pretty extensively! (They also have branched out to Germany, and possibly other European countries, but their flagship is in Belgium).

Jenny if you visit New Orleans (which you should) promise me you’ll explore more than just the French quarter

That would be really cool, Jenny! Thanks for looking out for us. Wishing you the best.

I'm shocked that House on the Rock was brought up but NOT the themed motel right down the street from it, the Don Q Inn. I thought for sure that's where the video was going after the comparison between the Madonna Inn and House on the Rock

You would LOVE Guédélon.

That monastery hotel is a must. Thank you for showing this one!

I'm obsessed with the Tipis! I had to look it up and also was met with the newer looking hotel site but after more searching The Tipi's and Wagons are still available! They are at Europa Park Tipi Town. I just had to see what they looked like inside!

2 and a half hour ramble on a rainy day!? Perfect timing!

Adored this video! So many fun hotels I haven’t even heard of!

Ahhh magiquest mentioned! I have fond memories of working at one in a GWL as my first job.

honestly, considering jfk's rampant philandering, he probably WOULD watch me shower

I always look forward to the ramble videos, and they always deliver, but this one was especially fun. Thank you!!! 🏰 ✨

I hope you got to do Wizard Quest when you were in the Dells!!!

Puy du Fou is right wing historical revisionism sadly :(

We all need a friend like Jenny who is willing to be rude on behalf of their friends. Trying to pretend that a $2,000 double-charge is a "security deposit" is RIDICULOUS.

Thank you! Casting is so annoying and often cuts out/disconnects multiple times during one video.

ive only been to disney world once when i was 14, but we stayed in the animal kingdom hotel and it was awesome. my brothers and i went and hung out in the lobby and watched the animals every night. one night we ate at the restaurant, and my brother who was 9 at the time saw "loin" on the menu and thought it said "lion" and was horrified.🤣

Is there a YouTube mirror coming or did people share them too much?

I've never been to Animal Kingdom Lodge but frequently went through Wilderness and Polynesian so just realized that they all have a similar lobby design - bridge walkover, conversation pits/areas, big viewing window that leads to an outside area (if I'm remembering correctly... Poly leads to the monorail though, and the beach area is off to the other side?)

If you had ever told me I'd want to live in a bass pro shop I'd call you a fool. After watching this Jenny has proved that it is I who is indeed the fool 😞

The thing about port Orleans riverside not usually being open is not true at all. It’s one of the largest and most popular hotels at Disney world- if it was closed while you were there, maybe it was for construction?

I've stayed at the Efteling Hotel before it had its major renovation (since rebranded to Efteling Wonder Hotel post-renovation, fwiw), in an ordinary room and not a themed suite, and I found it to be very nice. It indeed had the giant boots as trash cans but also other subtle details that honestly made it feel better themed than some other entrants on this tier list. I've also been to other Efteling resorts and in my experience their rooms always have nice subtle touches - the overall level of attention to detail in that place is incredible. (But I would honestly avoid the non-renovated parts for practical reasons. I hadn't had anything especially untoward but you can just feel that you're in an old building, and they're slowly working through all of them, I think. Also, many of their hotel rooms, old and new, just seem weirdly dark to me? No idea what's up with that.) The Grand Hotel is interesting because being a luxury hotel *is* its theme. They commissioned an entire new book of fairytales *about* the in-lore Grand Hotel, and it's such a curious artefact, because, like, yeah, it's essentially just an elaborate ad for the hotel, and the stories are very basic and follow very straightforward narrative structures, *but* because they actually are coherent and have conventional narrative structures, they are somehow better stories than the original fairytales that often leave one with the feeling that none of the characters are real people and that a great deal must've been lost in translation :D Like, somehow, despite the really obvious commercial aspect, and the simplicity of it, maybe *because* of the simplicity, I ended up really enjoying the book. And, since the real Grand Hotel is essentially themed to the imaginary Grand Hotel that is the quintessence of the luxury hotel experience, I think it's intentional that the Wonder Hotel continues to represent the other fairy tale themes. I've also stayed at Hotel Charles Lindbergh at Phantasialand and while I do agree that the rooms are cramped (but the shower is normal-sized IIRC), I think if taken as a whole, from the lobby through the restaurant to the whole structure you traverse to get to your room, the hotel is still *incredible* and putting up with the small room for at least one night is a totally fair price for the whole thing as an insular experience. (I think the restaurant is open for lunch for park guests, so you can also see it that way, but I think having the experience of going through about your day in all those places without ever going outside or "outside" is very special, and the theming is very thorough throughout.) Depending on where your room is, the window in the bathroom might open to an unthemed back yard too, though :D

booking the John F Kennedy Lighthouse Suite for my honeymoon

What is your process for finding themed hotels to stay at?

I really hope that "wizard day" at WI Dells included doing WizardQuest! Just knowing your love of indoor forests I hope you got to experience the ones there.

Hopefully this is helpful: for people casting from iOS to chromecast (like myself), I use this app and it’s been working out great - I had to frustratingly try a few so this might save someone some time? https://apps.apple.com/app/id1400866497

ahhhh such a great ramble!! themed hotels have been on the brain like crazy for me in the last couple years especially the goat suite at the efteling wonder! Also, I for one would love an epic universe video on patreon to hear your thoughts. I went last October and REALLY enjoyed pizza moon/celestial park + parts of dark universe, but found a lot of the rides not …great?? idk maybe i’m just a hater and expect more animatronics and dark rides

yeah i genuinely can't imagine staying at a hotel without air conditioning...i don't know why a hospitality business would be so reluctant to add AC. i just don't get the aversion to AC that some european businesses have. i think some of them claim it's a principled environmentalism stance, and just like with the cabin hotel, that's code for "we didn't want to spend the money" lol

I’m a little disappointed to discover that you didn’t stay at the Godzilla Hotel during your trip to Japan. I think it would probably rate fairly low and cost quite a bit, but… it’s still the Godzilla Hotel. Also, congrats on finally watching E.T. 😊

I really wish we could still watch these on YouTube but I’m thrilled for a 2.5 hour Ramble! Let’s go!

The depressing looking hotel rooms are the most Portuguese-themed part of the whole thing

loved the discussion of the dust on the leaves/rocks/other themed fixtures that are not being cleaned. i always think about this....

I am SO happy about this video! Always want more Efteling thoughts from you and this was great. We've stayed in the Raveleijn suite which was very fun (but has the bunkbeds in the tower room so I get why it didn't work for your needs). The lobby is renovated now by the way and I like it better! I haven't stayed in the Grand Hotel but have walked through part of it and it's less themed with no themed suites so not worth it I think BUT we ate in the restaurant in it which brings out magical ingredients with each dish e.g. snow and dragon powder and stuff like that which was really fun.

The theme of Efteling Grand Hotel is 'fancy hotel'

If you're already going to Europe for castle themed hotels, you could just stay at an actual castle. We have those over here!

“Great Wolf Lodge: Helping Weekend Dads fill custody time since 1997”

Jenny I would love your Epic Universe opinions!! I’m normal! I promise!!!

Regarding Jenny's concerns with the Tipi rooms: Germany and Austria were/still are obsessed with the concept of the Wild West, Cowboys and indigenous tribes. The 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and early 00s were rife with TV shows, books, parodies etc. of the Wild West to the point we're it was considered completely normal to dress up as an indigenous person with the headgear and everything for Carnival and Halloween. I remember a summer camp type thing that was themed after the wild west, including Tipies and I didn't know that it was appropriation and harmful until I was much older. They remodeled these rooms because it's slowly becoming more known as inappropriate. But yeah. Winnetou was a hit classic in Germany and Austria when it came out

I wish this could be a main channel video, because I can imagine a lot of people who may be kinda interested in knowing about themed hotels can stumble upon this. And to me, at least, your tone makes it clear that this is your-mileage-may-vary situation: just because something was bad for you/you didn’t like, it wouldn’t be the same to others/things may have changed. But also, I also understand why this is not a main channel video.

I hate it when hotels don't have a seprate, private bathroom or just have glassdoors.

That horror themed motel was shockingly bad. It could have been such a fun concept as well.

Why are teepees verboten?

wow, the pixar hotel restaurant looks like an off-brand panera bread lol was not expecting that

was so excited getting this email alert. I think about your road trip vlog all the time

Another great video! I'm surprised the Nickelodeon Hotel wasn't included, although it's been closed forever. I stayed there once as a kid with my family and would rate it "Pretty Good." The rooms were similar to the cheap Disney motels with the theming and character wallpaper, but the hotel itself was quite immersive (decorations, character breakfasts, etc.) The waterpark was also pretty great for a hotel. It was a very interesting effort and is a fascinating cultural artifact. Very fun as a kid, I'm sure it was a nightmare for any adult who stepped on the premises.

Oh, can you also get them to make the video player work properly in the browser? 😭 It's still so clunky and bad and plays without sound half of the time.

We need to see more of Jenny's adventures at the Efteling. The park is close to my home and I love it, so would be rad to see Jenny's take on the entire park.

Well now I want to stay at the hotel inside the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid

I love all your content, but just be aware that Puy du Fou is like a far-right propaganda machine.

Last comment i promise but i'm sorry the hotel you stayed at in the dells wasn't that great. Like you said it does seem like a slap dash job with a nice looking coat of paint. Among Wisconsin natives it's kind of a well known fact that the entire town of Wisconsin dells, while fun and entertaining, is ultimately a giant tourist trap. I grew up about an hour away so every time my family went when my sister and I were kids we didn't even bother to book a hotel because we could literally just dive back home the same day and sleep in our own beds. There were like a few times we would stay at one of the water park resorts as a sort of mini vacation and we stayed at the kalahari, The wilderness resort and great wolf lodge.

As a Nevadan I just have to say that both of the versions of the Tonopah Clown Motel speak to me as accurate representations of our state's vibes, but like you I also miss the Sad Clown version that was like a mild jumpscare every time we drove through on the way to or from Vegas. Also I actually haven't been down south for a while but I REALLY wanna check out that new Universal Horror Nights place that's over by Area 15 and Omega Mart and everything 👀

The bass pro shop hotel looks so lux yet homey and its giving vegas vibes and I MUST go there. Side note I LOVE large buildings and structures with no outside light coming in idk why. Thats part of the reason I loved the Luxor in Vegas as a kid even though the rooms aren't that nice or themed

Hold the flippin phone, Efteling has a suite with a mural of a tree with a face: https://imgur.com/a/djH6GJz

Feeling both called out and so seen and understood by the remark about fantasizing about living in a store lol. As a kid I would fantasize about living in upscale furniture stores (the ones we had in Wisconsin I remember going to as a kid with my parents were like Steinhafels, Ashley's, and Pottery Barn) and pretending that I was a billionaire and the store was my house and I would sit on all the furniture and pose elegantly like someone was painting me haha

I'm happy Clown Motel was mentioned but it's bittersweet because of what they've done to it.

Writing all of these down lol so kind of starting my second watch. Such a thorough analysis! I have to wonder if in Scotland there exists a Hogwarts themed airbnb where the Gryffindor common room suite has hung a large framed photo of Harry over the master bed.

<3

oh jenny, as an edmontonian i can hardly hope to express how happy i am that you’ve seen that kitschy WEM car room in particular. i’ve always wanted to bring it to your attention, but you’ve known. you’ve always known.

Not me googling “sun spider” and being surprised I’m now traumatized

As a Memphian I have to admit that I didn't know the Pyramid Bass Bro had a hotel in it haha

I guess if I was to have a former US president watch over me while I shower I would want it to be JFK

Huh...🤔 I guess I thought there would have been more cowboys, and more spooky locations.

1:15:21 an Africa land? Do they know that Africa is a continent made up of a lot of very diverse countries 😭 Sometimes I hate Europeans/Americans. Like you can recognise that Spain has a different culture to Italy but you can't recognise that Nigeria has a different culture to Ghana? And that within countries people also have different cultures. Bit similar to how I feel about the earlier Disney Animal Kingdom hotel when you said the decor is Africa inspired 😭 What does that mean? It's like when somebody says "Asian inspired". Japan and Korea and China and Thailand etc all have different cultures. Anyway, call me too woke or whatever but I find it annoying as a South African. (I did genuinely enjoy the video, it was very fun. But I had to say this bc it is frustrating and usually full of stereotypes. To be clear I'm not directing my frustration at Jenny but at the big companies who made these decisions.)

Time to look into themed hotels in Singapore for Worlds next year!

Please make an Epic Universe video!!!

BEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEEE

I'm sorry... ELEPHANT BROTHEL?

This reminds me of when we were on a family road trip and my dad was trying to drive through the night, but ended up needing to stop somewhere at like 2am and the only place we could get at that time was a themed hotel. Each room was a different old celebrity or something, and we got the Elvis room. It was just a depressing hotel room with some pictures of Elvis on the walls, and the bed was full of what I can only describe as human crumbs? Like I’m pretty sure someone with a skin condition slept there before us and the bedding was not changed. I ended up laying on top of the covers with a t-shirt spread out where my head goes and my hoodie as a blanket, with Elvis staring down at me as I attempted to sleep 🥲 But anyways, great video thank you Jenny (ˆ▽ˆ)

1:23:23 I have now found the bedroom for the home I'd build for myself if I were wealthier and most likely more evil.

WAIT i have stayed at every wdw hotel you mentioned lol. port orleans french quarter loml 🩷 edit: somehow i missed you talking about boardwalk, i have not stayed there, that is too bougie for my family lol

i actually have stayed at the art of animation and we stayed in a little mermaid room, which were slightly more themed than the other rooms imo. the shower curtain had a little mermaid overlay, the tables, mirror, and headboard on the beds were all shaped like seashells, and i think there was little mermaid art elsewhere too.

port orleans riverside is fully open year round! I think it was closed for a bit when disney reopened after covid

I feel that the analysis of story telling in the Disney airbnbs really points to why Pokemon is the perfect franchise for theming. Absolutely people in the Pokemon world would sleep in poke-beds with poke-sheets with their poke-dolls and with poke-paintings on their poke-walls. It is practically impossible to break immersion.

If no one ever checks in to the Bass Pro-Shop hotel how does it stay open?

I bring to you, a moderately amusing story about my listening experience. As I lay in bed, listening to Jenny tell her story of the spider in the cowboy motel, what should descend from the ceiling? Yes, it's true. Before my very eyes, a (rather small) spider appeared before me. It gave me quite the fright! Though as I'm typing this, the thought has occurred to me that perhaps the spider was enjoying the story as well, and wanted to get closer as to better hear Jenny.

damn I love this shit, A+ ramble video thank you

I’m delighted as I just stayed at Dellshire! One positive thing - the dragon does indeed blow fire now, and the hotel had stuff for us to make s’mores while we waited (it went off every half hour).

I imagine the historical event being referenced was this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_of_the_Cloth_of_Gold ?

A smart TV app would be such a great idea! Thank you for always being so contentious of your subscribers, I appreciate it more than I can say! Yet another amazing video, thank you again for another great month as a patron! I never know what to say to express how much I enjoy getting to hear your thoughts, but I know so many people are intent on hating on you, so I wanted to at least say something. I’ve been a patron for years, you’ve been the background to my master’s degree and first real job, and I’m currently listening to you while sewing my wedding dress. I love hearing from you! Thank you for making it so easy to support you!

Yay the AirPlay is working again!! A Patreon tv app would be awesome too

Are YouTube mirrors gone forever? If so I may have to pause my membership. The patreon app is really terrible and I don't have a smart TV, so even if that app happens it won't help me.

Thank you! Casting from Patreon is so hit or miss.

Smart TV app would be icing on the cake!

The clown motel is a must !! Not all the rooms are horror.

The Spain inspired hotel with mariachis was definitely something, but I think my favourite was the Frozen room with white rabbit sculptures so well hidden in the snow that Jenny didn't even mention them! (Probably because nobody can stop looking at the scary Elsa and Anna sculptures...)

I really agree about the whole a sun spider is just part of the experience thing. I travel SE Asia a fair bit and it's always funny to me when someone gives a bad review because of bugs in the general area or like that they left food on the outdoor table overnight and it's covered in ants now, how could this accommodation let this happen? My friend you are throwing distance from endless rice fields and ravines and jungles. What are you talking about.

47:27 ive literally had dreams that look like this

I feel so bad for anyone who went all the way to Tonopah just to see the Clown Motel. Usually the only ones within 100 miles of there are us sods in mining or people in national defense that aren't high enough up the list to get Janet flights from Vegas or Cal. Bleak, ruined country even by Nevada standards. But the Belvada there is a nice place to stay (only if you absolutely have to be there in the first place), its an old early 1900's bank that was recently renovated into a hotel, so its still got a bit of its original turn of the century aesthetic but is not too dingy yet.

The Lindsey Ellis/Jenny Nicholson upload schedule is so symbiotic this week.

you: turret room me, who has played too many video games: the room has machines that shoot at you?!

Children are nuts for the Great Wolf Lodge!

I should not have googled sun spider 😬

As much as I wanted to hear all about the WisconsinDells trip, I’m glad to get at least a taste of it here.

Of these, I have only stayed at Port Orleans (Riverside), fifteen years ago. It worked well for my wife and our two then-young kids and me. But my sister and brother-in-law have been flying cross-country to stay at the Madonna Inn every year or so for the last decade or two, and thank you for explaining in this video what the deal with the Madonna Inn is! Also, thanks for mentioning Puy du Fou, which I had either never heard of or had forgotten since your Europe theme-park trip video.

Did you go to Wizard Quest in Wisconsin Dells? I would love your thoughts on that, cause I thought that place was awesome.

I watch your Patreon videos via my “INTERNET” app on my FireStick, then going to Google then Patreon.

I would LOVE your take on Epic Universe!

Hearing Jenny say “if they knew ball” sort of gave me a jolt LMAO idk I’ve never heard her say that before

Only note was the colors seemed backwards for the ratings but thanks for a 2.5 hour video!

PARTY AT THE PRO SHOP!! https://youtu.be/jYE-1HfReQo?is=drUSgNpumsCsJbX4

What can we do to get YT mirrors back? I watch pretty much exclusively on YT so the Patreon videos aren't really useful to me.

I can't believe their solution to the double charge was to "Yes, and" Jenny

u forgot one entry on the "list of things i dislike in a themed hotel": poles that block your view of the unique dinner show

Someone may have already commented this, but that medieval tent one might be based on the "Field of Cloth of Gold" event between Henry VIII and Francis I. It was held in current-day France, in land that was controlled by England at the time, and was famous for its banquets, jousts, and other party activities.

I like how this Patreon subscription gives you access to Jenny's Masterclass on understanding Sad Clown Horror.

I have had the worst day ever and a 2.5 hour gift from Jenny helps a lot. Thanks Jenny!

This was such a fun ramble! (Maybe one of my faves?) I didn’t know puy du fou existed even though I live not too far away in the UK, I might visit it looks cool :)

I stayed at a themed hotel called The Tundra Lodge once, it was a hotel+waterpark that was all wilderness themed, taxidermied animals everywhere, kind of felt like staying at a northern vacation cabin but in hotel form, or like if you could live in a bass pro shops... It was fun! Its closed now lol but i remember enjoying the waterpark

So happy Jenny has seen and loves ET the movie

so blessed to get this tier list from an expert in the field!!!!!!! still watching rn but I'm never going to get over El Andaluz having mariachi art in the rooms like...as a Mexican that was a wild thing to see in a "Spain-themed hotel"

Id love an epic universe video, but I also get not wanting an inbox influx of people yelling at you 😭. Just know *i’d* be super chill and cool about it lol.

I was lucky enough to stay at Animal Kingdom Lodge as a child, with the giraffe view, and it really was incredible to be that close to the animals

Thanks for the extra long ramble, your Nastiness!

My assumption is that the Bass Pyramid Hotel is usually only booked by people who will be hunting humans through the store after hours, and you didn't give that vibe.

Jenny you are a GENIUS! I’m about to go on a cross country road trip! I can’t wait to see which of these I can go to!

If you are doing a Dollywood visit anytime soon? You could do their hotels as well!

I think the art of marvel hotel is fine because its not marvel themed per se. Its the ART of marvel themed. And it certainly had a lot of marvel art

i hope jenny knows that shes the most beautiful girl in the world ❤️

I found Hotel Matamba extra charming because my British travel party kept getting scolded by the German staff for punctuality (a flight delay pushed our check-in back and we were late to the breakfast by 10 minutes) – true cultural exchange <3

No main channel video update? Or did I miss it somewhere

"That's a Toontown basement I'm not gonna have to build for myself" is definitely up there with "Once you tear those train tracks out you're never gonna put em back in" in terms of old-timey idioms referencing theme park infrastructure

I just was able to cast this for the first time to my Samsung TV right from patreon. I have a Google phone and have never been able to do this before. So I wonder if they are working with Google cast now?

Cars Room: Snap-on® toolbox bureau and diamond plate backboard.

mmmm.... margaritaville

I thought we were going to reach the end without going to the Madonna Inn, and I would’ve protested… stayed in the old mill room when I was little, the water wheel spins and it’s a giant fountain… smells like mildew, parts definitely haven’t been cleaned, would still recommend, 9.9/10 🩷 Also, really needed a 2h video today, thank you Jenny! xx

Absolute horrendous outfit your Disgrace. And truly a vile video as always!

When I saw the Ariel room my first thought was "oh I'd have loved this as a kid" and my second thought was "this is the backrooms". I wonder what that says about me.

Yay 4 days before my bday an early gift :D A smart tv app would be great nothing like watching Jenny's videos on a big screen!

Gagged that you went to Efteling. My mom went when it first opened in the 1970s when it was just the Sprookjesbos . I would go whenever I was in the Netherlands with my Opa and Oma. I bet you loved Droomvlucht. Villa Volta is one of the first madhouses that makes you think you're on the ceiling and I love it dearly. It has a fabulous backstory that is in inscrutible old Dutch. It terrified me at 10 .

a patreon tv app would change everything. you're amazing

I read the notification email as ‘best themed hospitals’ and when I saw the runtime I thought wow there must be a lot more out there than I thought!

This was such a fun topic! Do you have any opinions on the Tokyo Disney hotels? We stayed in the Toy Story hotel and thought it was really well themed!

My mom worked as a maid at the Madonna Inn for a single day until she had to dust the rock cavern room and decided waitressing was less of a hassle.

Fake Fireplace! (Fake Fireplace)

Trigger warning: Last hotel is CLOWNS themed.

BTW when testing out AirPlay, it can help to set the video resolution to 720p (via the gear icon) before trying to cast

The Modern American Eatery is something I would expect to hear purely out of parody. I lost it right as I saw the dour, black and white portraits of Buzz and Jessie. lol

The Patreon app is loaded with obvious concerning problems with playback, downloads, casting, etc. for such an important platform, but do what you can.

"oh my god, we're right over the sandals!!"

Lol I’ve worked at Pixar and the pixar hotel is very much decorated like the studio lobby… great theming for families who want that fun office feel for their vacation i guess

roku too please if thats in the same wheelhouse 🥺

Yes! Patreon casting stinks.

Whoever suggested this topic— I hope both sides of your pillow are cool tonight

this is going to transform my vacationing life

I attended a professional conference that was held ast a great Wolf Lodge, which was such a bizarre venue. They actually have very good conference facilities and, no - the conference area is not themed. The hotel WAS themed, and pretty impressive. There were kids actively playing the immersive games, characters walking around (especially in the restaurant), my room looked like a log cabin. That clown hotel makes me think of those dumb Halloween costumes of pumpkins. Like...who wants to be a pumpkin for Halloween?

I have been to West Edmonton Mall and my impression was that it's a mall that's big. Admittedly, I am not a mall person generally, and it has a couple unique things (go kart racing is the only rhing I remember off hand) but most of what I heard from locals was reminiscing about the glory days rather than thinking it was cool now. Also! A friend of mine went and stayed in the hotel there as a kid and her only real memory of it is the glass ceiling breaking over the pool and everyone having to get out immediately because the water was full of glass. Also as a kid I wanted to live in Ikea LOL.

Are next video update messages in description also being phased out? Just curious. Thank you for the videos as always! Very grateful for the amazing content.

i would love an option for a smart tv app since i've always just airplayed it to my tv from my laptop😅

as someone who worked at PORS, it's not abandoned I promise lol. it's just people always want to stay at French bc they've got the beignets. mostly old people stay at riverside. also you're right! it WAS a plantation! it used to be called dixie landings! then they changed it bc yikes. now it's called port Orleans. then they added FQ and that's far better. but riverside is open year round!

Efteling Grand Hotel is pretty luxe and has a nice lobby but it isn’t themed at all, if you go again I would still recommend you eat at the restaurant in Grand Hotel (it’s called Bar Mystique) which has a magical / faire tale themed food concept that’s really fun (also friendly to vegetarians)

I am not vibing with the Delshire lobby at all. It reminds me of the lobby of a cheaply built modern college dorm.

2.5 hours on a Sunday. I’m eating so good

WISCONSIN MENTION

Am I on the wrong tier list or are youtube mirrors no longer going up

Ironically, if an actual Evermore hotel could have pulled off anything, it would be an indoor AR/VR game experience. [muffled "The Grid!! Whooaaa!!!" in the distance]

"I'm leveraging my clout" Jenny's in full First Order garb right now, motioning with a black-gloved hand for her spaceship to ominously descend on the Patreon headquarters.

absolutely freaking out over the toontown basement. if anyone manages to find the rental listing so i can gawk at it please share

Thank you for using your clout to advocate for a Patreon TV app!!! I’ve been wishing for one for years.

Jenny have you been to Trixie Motel

When I went to a Fallout convention earlier this year in West Virginia, I almost booked a "Skoolie" like 45 minutes away from the actual convention hotel because I thought "What is more appropriate for a Fallout convention than to stay in a converted school bus?" ( Though the kind of rundown motel we ended up staying in probably visually matched the vibe more than the skoolies, which actually look pretty nice.)

Lol about living in a mall. I always imagine what it would be like having to stay for days due to zombies or a Mist situation in whatever store I am in. Is there food? Weapons? Amenities? Your Costcos and Sams Clubs are obviously the best choice.

I don't mind watching on Patreon, but a native AppleTV app would be excellent. I am a ramble re-watcher. I haven't had trouble screen mirroring Macbook -> AppleTV, but it is an extra step. Thank you for the entertainment regardless.

Ummmm Jenny, Port Orleans Riverside is most definitely a full on resort. However, French Quarter is my favorite. Just the music walking to my room is satisfying. It's the vibe.

I think wilderness lodge is the best themed disney world hotel!!!!! i’ve stayed there and at the old faithful inn that it’s based on and it’s truly so similar

Didn't even think about the amount of potential clout you have at Patreon. Thank you so much Jenny for thinking of us, and working to make our experience better!

Yes girl thank you for looking into YouTube mirror alternatives, such a better viewing experience on TV. Much appreciated ✌🏻❤️

Finallyyyyyyy!!!!!!! The ultimate list I have been waiting for! I LOVE hearing you talk about theme parks and themed experiences, and I tend to look for the same things you do out of these places. Plus it’s my birthday month so this feels like a present made for me 😆 Thank you for the amazing content as always

Where's the mirror?

Thank you Jenny! (Also fwiw the player seems to be working for me now 🙌🏼)

Charlock headband?? Foli plush??? The video hasn't even started yet and I'm losing my MIND

thank you queen. still working on ouat video?👀👀👀

A smart tv app would be sweet. Thanks for all your hard work Jenny.

It's so cool to hear someone talk about the bass pro shop pyramid bc when I went the rooms were completely booked for the prom! I was so jealous but the teens had fun i think

Snorri in the house.

This looks so fun! I wish there was a YouTube mirror in the meantime 🥲

S-tier ramble. Right up there with the insane Japan trip one

I love watching your videos on my Apple AirPlay feature on my TV, but I'm hoping one day Patreon will fix the issue that I can't exit the app without the video stopping, maybe it's just my tv that's the issue.

Lindsay Ellis video yesterday and Jenny video today omg it's like Christmas

i really hope i don’t get banned for this but while link sharing the youtube version is disrespectful and sucks, if it’s not seriously harming your income i hope you will reconsider youtube mirrors - it is the most convenient standard of web video. thank you for another patreon video 🙏

YES YES YES. I hope my enthusiasm for this topic on the poll post inspired others similarly, I am so psyched to watch this one. Also I would kill for a Patreon smart TV app, glad Jenny is in touch with them about this!!

I paused my rewatch of the Wire for this. Let's go!

if anyone is having issues casting from patreon, the "web video caster" app works if you enter the webpage with the video

the content is so varied on patreon, i bet thats why there isnt an app already; how do you translate that to a TV? i hope we get an app tho, cause i’d love that!

15th! Thanks for the video Queen. Edit: I call you 'queen' and then you reveal you love castles. haha. Thanks again.

a patreon tv app would be so greatly appreciated please 🙇‍♂️ i would 100% use/watch on patreon more that way, because now i've settled for using my tv's browser app and it's such a chore to get through content that way 🥲

Jenny is currently number 11 on the list of Most Popular Creators in case anyone is wondering what we're talking, cloutwise ✊

2.5 hours oh we are eating GOOD this month

any chance of a youtube mirror or is that era over?

jenny using her powers for good. the people’s princess!!

Two and a half hours? Amazing. Does anyone know if Patreon has the ability to download for offline playback? I've got a long drive coming up... (ETA thanks! Got it~)

I guess we lost YouTube Mirror privileges 🥲

i’m so hungover i needed this today queen x

THANK YOU i need the smart TV app so badly! I end up watching the youtube mirror instead but i'd really prefer not to. Casting can be so hit or miss, just let me watch it on my TV natively!

Coolest patreon note of all time

2.5 hours... what a gift. thank you queen 👍🏻

2nd comment!

lmao i was just check the master post.. first