New Main Channel Video: My Favorite Twilight Knockoff
I never know if it's necessary to cross-post the main channel videos here, since most patrons are (presumably) subscribed on youtube anyhow!
But I don't want you to miss it!
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Shayne said on her instagram that the songs will be released to all streaming platforms on May 1st!
i don’t know if other people have already said this, but i personally enjoy the cross posting cause it means i can lock my phone and listen while i drive or whatever whereas youtube forces you to actually have the video open. (unless you pay for bougie youtube of course)
this video was so funny because I do have a friend exactly like the girl who made this film. she actually is at a prestigious film school now but if blockbuster was still a thing you can bet this would have happened. I remember she bought a website domain for her name when we were like 14 and lied about her age for screenwriting credits. much respect to all the delusional creatives out there
the he was her irl crush bit was kind of glossed over a little bit it’s so insane to me. I had a stumped he was her classmate but that doesn’t seem to be the case lol. like was this some random dude she just saw on Pinterest?? surely he wasn’t already an established actor given his performance? also I need to know how long they were married for
My bb shut down to be replaced with a tanning salon. Not a great trade, considering I’m black and lived in the south at the time.
One day I'll learn my lesson and trust Jenny, this was a painful movie to watch if you don't have the same emotional connection to it as Jenny did
I really like that at 1:04:12 they imply that demons actually do exist. There are imaginary demons, such as incubi, and there are real regular demons.
love love love this video. haven't watched the movie itself yet, but I DID purchase a piece of the official merch. specifically a black T-shirt that says "badder than bianca" in red text, with a picture of her posed with lethargy printed large on the back. I love it. instant classic.
Bianca is iconic
need to see a ramble reacting to the backlash from vampire jack’s fandom 😭😭
I haven't seen the movie, but one thing I'm wondering on a rewatch is if Bianca had been in Walters head for years. Is there meant to be an implication, based on what she did with Raphael, that this entire thing was planned? As in, she convinced Walter to kill the parents to eventually add to her crew? It's unlikely, but... It feels like maybe it was a goal at some point
Might that also explain why Raphael is so quick to kill Johnny and push Shaye towards Walter at the end? Maybe he was in on it the whole time too
Johnny acting is like an Emo version of Roman Roy from Succession, what a visionary this actor was. Where is HIS emmy award?
this is such an apt comparison and im mad i didnt think of it
Is this how I find out that I am subbed to Jenny on Patreon, but not Youtube? Yes. Yes it is. Actually, I might have subscribed after the Star Wars Hotel video, so that checks out given there's been one main channel video since then. This one.
Devastated that Twilight: The Musical didn't get at least a passing comment in this video. I've waited YEARS for the revival
See, I even let the van hit you a little.
Wait, that *wasn’t* Michael Rooker?
The Jeff Burgess cover song at the end is awesome. I’m putting it into my listening rotation immediately.
This was the perfect opportunity to settle the “incubuses” or “incubi” matter once and for all but honestly you’ve just left us more confused
she wanted that incubussy
I unironically like the idea of their telekinesis being just the power to control doors. Like they're a foil to vampires requiring permission to enter homes, totally beholden to doors.
it also makes them feel more like a goofy halloween monster that they can make doors slam behind people to trap them in their mansion or enter dramatically to the sound of a pipe organ
I had a totally different interpretation of the movie ending and the incubus powers, and want to share even though no one will read this: - Based on Olivia's and Bianca's reactions to Rafael bringing Marnie back to life, and the lack of the previously featured swirl pendant, I interpreted Marnie's resurrection as something different from the other incubi. So, she's still undead, but not exactly the same, which I assume plays into how the town disappears. - I also interpreted the timeframe for the movie differently. Given the lack of Halloween decor, and how the first class prof talked about turning in term papers, I thought this movie was set in August/September at the end of a summer term. Thus, the disappearance of Spoon River doesn't happen in this movie - that's the sequel! - I also thought the tarot card with the demonic character (?) was foreshadowing, maybe for how Marnie's new undead form will create problems for our existing incubi and their magic "source". - I also interpreted the incubi powers as being air/ether-based. This doesn't totally match the way they absorb emotional life energy from people, but it would explain door opening/closing (manipulating air), fire, and maybe teleportation (they became the wind). I do agree with Jenny some of this is overpowered and inconsistent, but I saw it as all being the same magic "type". - Last comment I'll make is that I thought some of the incubus emotion stealing did seem to impact their victim's memories and thoughts. We see the main bully apologize to Marnie. Also, at the final beach scene, when Marnie wakes up, she doesn't remember Rafael killing Johnny. This made sense to me (since Rafael had consumed energy from her), and made Rafael's statements that nothing happened even worse. I felt that was setting up conflict between our lovers in the sequel (along with the conflict from being different kinds of undead). Maybe Rafael's sudden violence against Johnny is due to that demonic tarot card character (with whom Bianca is aligned), and he has to break free from that influence, with help from Marnie as she shows him a different path since love resurrected her instead of demon energy. Idk, just making up a story here, but I felt like I could see the next steps for how some of the plot "holes" are actually setup for the next installment.
I support this view of the timeline! In the “Walter goes to jail” article the newspaper is dated August 4th, and that’s when the story is already well underway 🤔
I had forgotten how wonderful these videos are. Jenny will take something ultra-cringe yet she loves it anyway (or loves it because it’s ultra-cringe) and point out every funny thing about it in such an engaging way. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy the Patreon vids — I do and I’m glad to support her content. But with Patreon, a committee of higher tier supporters are telling her what to cover, and it’s just not the same as when she has genuine passion for some bizarre but hilarious media content.
chappel my girl
Jenny I BEG you sit us down and make us watch all those music videos in a future video (it 100% IS socially acceptable)
i would pay extra for this to be a ramble video topic
The way Jenny enunciated ‘Crazy Straw’ the same way one of the characters said ‘Wild Fire’ as two distinct and unrelated words
"crazy straw" and "family punching" took me out lmaooo
Jenny you are the GOAT and I think you know that
If I had a nickle for everytime Jenny discusses a female author who made a film from a Twilight inspired fan-fiction....I'd have two nickles.
Nickle pickle
Jenny not being able to tell bald men apart is a huge blow to my self confidence
The discussion about the huburis of someone writing/directing/etc their own movie makes me wonder if jenny saw iron lung
Bianca looks so similar to Danielle Soibelman (famous for being friend #2 in Dog with a Blog), I spent the entire video trying to figure out if the timelines matched for it to be the same actress.
Of all the baffling choices: The FACE SHIRT hwhy? But also, where buy?
They must have been a thing because I had a similar one at the time and thought I was cool stuff whenever I wore it
Do we think the Vampire Boyfriend's actual last name is Townsend or is he just trying to invoke Stuart Townsend who was in Queen of the Damned (noones favorite vampire movie)?
I could be wrong but my impression (after reading a ton of posts on the snark subreddit about him) is that his whole persona is based on his Vampire: The Masquerade OC
The family name Burgess from the credit song was tormenting me all night. I kept thinking "why do I think there is a female broadway singer that did phantom of the opera called like Sarah Burgess??". My boyfriend tried to gaslight me into thinking I was thinking of Hannibal Buress which is honestly closer than what I was actually thinking of. I know this will not help anyone else because how could it possibly... but no, Jeff Burgess is not related to Sierra Boggess, a person with a completely different last name, lol. A nuance, really.
Sierra Burgess is the protagonist of the modern high school Cyrano adaptation that was a star vehicle for Barb from Stranger Things, further adding to the confusion
Good to see jenny experimenting with shorter content!
What do I do if I have been subscribed for a while but my name wasn’t in the credits? Just making sure there’s not some issue I need to resolve with my payment or something. Also: Amazing video! Had no idea this movie existed. Gonna have to sneakily add it to bad movie night and surprise my friends with sensual sucking 😈
I think it was covered way back closer around when she started doing patreon but she got too many patreon subcribers to continue including all of them in the credits, so she debated what to do but ultimately had to move it up a tier for it to be manageable to append to a video. You would have to read the patreon tiers to find what yours includes, and see if you were missed on accident or not ☺️
The part where Walter “aggressively tussles her hair” is lowkey one of the funniest things ever. It reminds me of a bit from this old Stephen Colbert show “Strangers with Candy,” where when the characters would type they’d show a close up of their hands just clumsily slapping the keyboard. The hair tussle was every bit as strange, I love it.
Jenny - you should know that the backstory of one of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is that her grandmother left her her church and husband in her will. She is married to her step-grandfather and is now the pastor. So inheriting a church and pastorship all-in-one in the modern day is not implausible!
Yes literally like Mary inherited a husband
I dunno how useful a random comment will be, but the main reason i subscribed on patreon was because i try to not youtube as a platform at all. As a result, i'd personally prefer patreon videos rather than a link to a youtube video: but like. That's super redundant for most people lol!
The dedication to the research is just tremendous. I watched a vampire musical anime a few years back called Dance With Devils that is more or less my Incubus and I feel inspired to rewatch it and delve deeper into its origin story. Thank you for introducing another obscure and overlooked work!
Fun fact, my brother's GF gasped when she found out this review dropped. Very fun video, your ghoulishness, made my three hour car ride go down a whole lot smoother!!
I could not live in the incubus household, your wickedness, I would be laughing too hard at Bianca doing her jedi run after yelling at Raphael like a embittered Victorian lmao
When I saw the aggro girl wearing beads around her forehead I wondered if that would factor into a costume and when Jenny finally appeared with her own pitch-perfect replica I giggled out loud in the gym. Anyway Team Bianca for me, sartorially and otherwise. The townsfolk did not make their case!
Made it thru almost the full video before I noticed you have copies of the DVD behind you...what the heck, J?
And not only copies, but an increasing number of copies as the chapters progress :)
i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe at the overheating sheep!!!
Somebody shear that big guy!
my wife and i couldn’t stop laughing at how unmistakably south florida everything was
I definitely appreciate the Patreon mirror. I use your videos to help me sleep and it’s much easier without ads that play louder than the video every five minutes.
Same. I still will play it on YouTube to give Jenny the view count, but I much prefer watching it on Patreon without the ads
Re: "real vampire" — this scholarly monograph about the real vampire community is a fun read: https://www.bloomsbury.com/us/vampires-today-9780313364723/
also the True Life episode "I Want Respect For My Sect"
You’re the best
I really loved this video! The moment I knew I'd gone too deep into my own bad movie obsession was when the preview for this video went up and I realized that I had already seen Incubus... I joke about the uncle in this movie all the time, I'm so happy that maybe now anyone will understand it as a reference. Good work Jenny! Happy as always to keep supporting.
I appreciate the cross posting! I have YouTube blocked so I’m not distracted all the time. I only watch videos from creators whose videos I’m willing to pay for.
Your nastiness, this was such a great video, and thank you for revealing a new party watch.
I get notified when you post so it’s 100% worth it for you to keep posting on the Patreon
"not gatekeeping the Incubus", while having the world's largest collection of the Incubus DVDs
I’m glad Jenna Ortega was the pick for a fancast of Bianca because the entire video I was thinking the exact same thing lol
I was rooting for Buffy era Eliza Dushku honestly
This is so fun and interesting at the same time! I love the way you're able to gently poke fun at projects like this in a really funny way; while simultaneously recognizing and encouraging the hard work of the creatives. Like, I feel this is the kind of video that can easily turn mean and hurtful, even if accidentally. But you never lose sight of, or respect for, the actual humans who put real hard work into creating the project. Whether its Imagineers or a 19 year old college student. Well, except maybe Josh D'Amaro or Bob Chapek but they brought it on themselves tbh.
Are you the Tamsyn M I think you are?
Three things I thought at the beginning of this video: 1. Of course it’s from Florida 2. This movie gives off strong “Diamond Cobra Vs The White Fox” energy 3. If a few things had gone differently any number of the teenagers in this movie would have been involved in the Kentucky Vampire Clan Murders.
My version of this is the Harry Potter knock-off The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens, but I'm biased because my sister is an extra in it and the titular Billy is also her close friend lmao
This doesn't have much of anything to do with the video...but I was considering naming my unborn child Rafael but that's out now. Thank you for at least getting this video out before the birth.
I know someone (adult man) named Rafal, if that helps. Similar to Rafael but not quite the same association hahha.
As much I like this video, I really feel it would benefit from repeated cuts to the overheating sheep. A nuance, really.
I was so excited to see my name in the credits, I took a screenshot to save it. 😭💖 I really wish more people made movies like this. I love it when passionate people make the weird thing they want to make, it truly makes the world a more interesting and fun place.
I love that you upload it here because this upload isn't plagued by YouTube's ads
is there any way to listen to the incubus ost easily? i kind of unironically think it slaps
shayne said on instagram that she doesn’t own the rights to it but she’s willing to work on it to get it put on streaming :)
Is it possible that they gain powers as they take souls? That’s why they start the movie walking and end the movie teleporting?
The “As if through some kind of crazy straw” line delivery like the “some wild fire” is my favorite video moment for sure
You do niche interest videos fo sho, but this is way goofy lol
I see someone already recommended this (!!!) but I have to toss in another rec for Werewolf Island (née The Legend of Dog Lady Island), which I dug out of the $5 Walmart DVD bin many years ago and have spent many a party since then forcing my friends to watch it. It was also written by, directed by, and starring one individual whose psyche I would LOVE to explore. There's the aforementioned Beauty and the Beast costumes. There's three flashblacks in a row to different time periods. The main monster woman's make-up becomes progressively more panda-like as the movie progresses. I'm POSITIVE that at one point they CGI'd a ham roasting over a fire instead of having an actual ham. There's drowned ghost children that look like the Tumblr photo water filter has been applied to them. It has 2.3 stars on IMDB!!! actually I just remembered it was a 4 movie "werewolf anthology" DVD so really I only paid $1.25 plus tax for this cinematic masterpiece
It's here! It's here! A new Jenny video!
Hi Jenny
Ok but her original music absolutely slaps???? Shoulda won that Grammy
My first time in the credits 🥹🥹🥹🥹 this is an amazing debut for me 🥲
Same! Love that it's this one! 🧛♀️
Briefly and excitedly thought the movie was about to change in to a Creature From The Black Lagoon origin story but I guess the uncle was just a normal southern evangelical preacher.
oh my gosh, Preacher from the Black Lagoon
It was a pleasant surprise to see a new Jenny video in the regular feed. Always amused at everyone who's not a Patron shocked by a "new Jenny video, OMG!"
Part 7 look is incredible
"Self-life taking & family punching". HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Tears...
I deleted the YouTube app from my phone because it was too addicting, so I love that you post it here as I can then watch it on the patreon app
Same!!
Disappointed that you did not dress up as Walter with torn shirt and bald cap.
Jenny this movie's vibe (and Tommy Wiseau style) reminds me SO much of a movie called Werewolf Island, formerly titled The Legend of Dog Lady Island. Just like Incubus it has been watched at MANY a friend gathering, and just like Incubus I (and multiple friends) own it on DVD. I really think you would enjoy it. At one point the mass produced Beast costume from the Beauty and the Beast stage show is used for a Civil War flashback.
Yet another banger 🔥
There's no WAY she didn't name this town after Spoon River Anthology, it's a whole poetry collection that is supposed to be a bunch of epitaphs.
She did! She confirmed it on Instagram!
I love the Youtube comments! I was worried people would be derisive or weird about it but most people are like "damn she got to live the fantasy so many teen writers wanted, good for her"!
Love the opening crawl informing us that everyone "disappeared" when we see in the film the monsters were leaving dead bodies strewn all over the place. Either after Marnie got up she and the new crew wandered around awkwardly tidying up together, or anyone who came to investigate really phoned it in. I'm sure someone else has pointed out the connection to the Edgar Lee Masters collection by now, but I am charmed that she appears to have taken very little from it beyond the concept of the dead of a town and the general concept of the inevitability of death. Arguably more tasteful than Masters himself taking people's names wholesale from graveyards and popularizing a rumor from his grandfather that a random woman slept with Abraham Lincoln.
I like that the main channel vids are posted here because the YouTube player on Patreon doesn't run ads.
Genuinely spat couscous over my laptop at the line "I question the editor's choice to periodically cut to dramatic shots of this overheating sheep"
The fluctuating number of incubus dvd's in the background is also sending me
Aragog's hat!
Also, that last outfit is stunning.
i wish there was a online point-and-click tie-in game with a secret alternate ending. that would really tie the story together.
Need to watch Marnie run around town brandishing a shovel at everyone and asking everyone, including the local librarian, for a comically large sum of money. Raphael going “Marnie, you know I’d give you anything. 👉👈 Even my heart.“
Ooh I feel like the drummer in the Oneders as I make this discovery: the chorus of the end-Patreon-roll song, when played at 2x, is acctttually a bop.
Nice! A note on the rural-farm swamp-river-beach setting: that's still a lot of north Florida, including the dashes of McMansion among the barns and rotting pickup trucks. They're not growing all that Florida produce at the theme parks!
It turns out that in my whole life I have never found anything as funny as Creepy Bald Uncle did for “my sister in law’s suicide (that actually was a murder)”
Oh Lord, oh Lordy Lordy looo! MARNIEEEEEEE!
Maybe I'm not feeling well or something but every time Shayne was on screen I thought it was Chappel Roan.
Same!!
I highly appreciate the cross promotion as youtube totally doesn’t tell me often enough when people post.
OMG the treehouse toy in the background of the production clip!!! are the staircases broken cuz mine were and it made me so sad
Drinking game: Drink every time Jenny says ‘Incubi’.
Congrats on finishing it! This was so funny I kept missing stuff from laughing too loud.
Hii I’ve never commented before but I’m Australian and absolutely desperate to watch the original film before I watch the video, would anyone know how to watch it in Australia or am I condemned to a vpn. Thanks so much :)
I'm in the UK and I watched on vpn. it's not on any other sites I hunted for on it.
That ending was so satisfying. While they were together, her vampire ex claimed they made everything together. When they broke up, he changed the story saying she actually had very little involvement with the work and the movie could go on without her because she was so inconsequential. I cannot tell you how happy it makes me that so many people are going to hear about him only as this guy who rode his wife's coattails. Good. 🩷 I want to lore dump about what was happening on tiktok so badly. The tiktok videos made them seem tame, but livestreams got wild, particularly once he started claiming his powers could heal people.
I had that exact black ruffle button-up shirt Marnie is wearing… it’s from Forever 21 lol (the pictures of me wearing it are from 2008ish?)
I love any movie where people make something cos they want to make it. It always feels so much better watching a movie that someone made cos they believed in it rather than 'if we do X, Y and Z, it was make money'. Also love how many copies you own on DVD. As always, so fascinating and so well researched.
it’s a national holiday thank you Jenny
Spoon river, wider than a mile…
I'm crossing you in one million pearl necklaces some day...
Jenny, I get where you're coming from with the de-aged Somerhalder, but I can't shake the superior Johnny fancast is a de-aged Kyle Gallner.
Catering: $200 Actors: $150 Cameras: $800 Chunky statement necklaces: $56,000 Marketing: $300 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying
Spend less on chunky statement necklaces
The word nuance felt incorrect — did they mean minutiae ?!
I feel like word detail makes sense in this context, and nuance is kind of a synonym for detail - enough that a thesaurus would list it - but it just doesn't quite work in this sentence
As a weird goth, I feel distinctly called out by the Fashion chapter 😆 Loving the video so far.
The Incubus was filmed all over my hometown and I never knew about this. Such a gem, thanks Jenny!!!
i'll also say that every performance is literal high school level first take level and is very funny, except for 2. budget michael rooker is giving absolute dollar store level michael rooker of that clearly meant to be a michael rooker type character character, and the one annoying boy friend with the terrible haircut probably deserves some sort of nickelodeon career at least. he's got that "i dont look totally young enough to play 15 years younger than i am but i can definitely embody that level of maturity at a frankly concerningly authentic if hammy sort of way.
omg she calls it in the postcredits. jenny youre a legend.
Terrifyingly, this movie came out on my birthday (not the year obviously I was already alive when it was released) and the writer/lead/codirector is from my hometown. I feel alarmingly close to The Incubus.
All of these settings are so familiar…
Since my name didn’t make it in the credits, does that mean I survived the incubi?
“Instead pantomime a looping animation of distress.” Jenny absolutely loves a good looping animation
i kind of hate that there is an adult man in this movie i think he probably needs to be in jail for that
there was only one? which one was the adult man
I just have to say that I love how prominently Tiptoe the Rat is featured in this video
Chappell Roan recreate this if you aren’t a coward
It would be easy to mock this but it's better than my early work and I started making shorts when I was older. It's also better than most Australian horror movies.
Hey I’m a patron supporter, how come my name doesn’t appear in the credits? :(
Mine didn’t either! I was so sad.
Also the fashion is the pinnacle of goth sims 2 content I downloaded on my laptop at school in 2007 every one was wearing Black Parade jackets six different cravats and Pearl chokers like they were in a Kate Bush video
Another really fantastic and entertaining video, Your Nastiest! I had folks posting to my bsky timeline it was happening, places people! That’s how I knew I’ve found community.
I hope screaming bald uncle gets a Tony Award hes not eligible in any way but he deserves one.
Yessssss
1:20:29 Ahh! TROS jumpscare!
7:20 remember Rodrick heffley? This is him now
She just put an AMA on insta, I asked about if anyone can see Guardian Of Eden and she said there was a cease and desist from Lionsgate because it was too much a ripoff of Twilight so no one can see it
Wow, that makes me really curious how similar it actually was!
I appreciate the cross-post.
I do too. I thought, "Holy cow, I haven't been on Jenny's YouTube page in months--I'll bet there are a bunch of videos I've missed." Not so much, though.
I watched the film first! My take on the use of the word “nuance” is that it’s trying to be like when Ursula says “trifle” when hedging the cost of her spell. I am sure there’s another example that’s closer to the idea of human lives just being a minor detail for the villain. Two things early on grabbed me: 1. the opening credits don’t settle. The names never stay still to be read. Honestly, I appreciate this punk approach. 2. The first people we see are the incubuses in their superb outfits and for a couple seconds I thought it was going to be period piece.
Crossposting is good! In this time and age you can't trust yt with anything, but also since you don't post consistently or often it definitely will forget to push it. I've also noticed it takes very long to push sometimes. It's very possible I get this video pushed by yt in a day or two but it hasn't happened yet! I was very happy to see this notification^^
I'm actually very glad you posted this because YouTube did not push this video to me
I’m not sure I can forgive you for keeping this masterpiece from us. Okay…I can. :)
I feel like she based the club on the Bronze from Buffy which is extremely cute of her
Isn't the plural of Incubus supposed to be Incubi?
Yes, but incubuses is so much funnier
I love how you manage to never feel like you're punching down with these kinds of videos. The last section about celebrating Shayne's career felt like such a good way to end it off. And I love seeing people try to engage with themes and motifs in movies like this (like the water stuff), where even if the execution isn't great you can tell that this is still the product of people who wanted to think and engage with what they were creating. Really hype for the next vid, no matter when it may be
Congratulations on the release! I thoroughly enjoyed diving into a film that can stand alongside other 'bad' movies in the Hall of Fame. Walter in particular was a delight.
My partner just went "yess, yessssa, yesssssss" at this burger place lol
This movie is like if Neil Breen made Twilight
My idea for the live action remake is that the father and uncle should be played by all three of Michael Rooker, Michael Chiklis, and Dean Norris, switching out for each scene but all styled to look as much like each other as possible.
I saw Michael Rooker and that name alone would have been so perfect for that character that I barely saqw the other two names.
I'm much more likely to see it here so I appreciate the cross post
The CW for ”self-life-taking and family punching”😭
my only criticism of the video is that you didn't switch between parts by fainting and then cutting to the next part without explaining why
The Gourgeist is symbolically perfect. I love them
YouTube never notifies me of anything, so it's helpful!
Actually I didn't get any notification from YT so this was helpful
i love this video, it's so optimistic! very rare to see "here's this indie creator from the early 2000s" in a video essay and the resolution is that they're still making stuff, already found some success and still rock
I did think the patreon credits were going to call us nuances 🤣
For some reason, I feel compelled to write a vampire romance novel set in a town called New Knife City.
So neat to see what Chappell Roan was up to before her singing career.
"The headline just says 'European soldier found dead'. That was probably a pretty common headline during WW1?" I must be a European soldier because that killed me 😂
So I met Shayne at one point. She published my friend's books
That last costume was amazing I stood up and clapped :D also anytime a door closes behind me I'm going to throw up my hand and make a fist to show off my Door Powers!
dying over the "european soldier found dead" blog post. posted in 2009 and the only post on the Articles From World War I site, just incredible work, every frame a painting
also hilarious that the way he was manipulated into suicide was that they killed his gf and pinned it on the army. like what was that supposed to do 😭
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
can never get enough cringe YA / wattpad content, im livinnn
Spoon River...like Spoon River anthology Spoon River?
I ran a monster of the week (tabletop roleplaying game) campaign set in a small rainy washington town, so we called the town "Spoons". This was a dumb joke that was fun for our home ttrpg game, and it is very funny to me for a real produced film to have decided to earnestly call their town Spoon River in a twilight knockoff.
"European soldier found dead" has big "fork found in kitchen" energy. Except here I guess it would be "spoon found in Florida."
“spoon found in river” “fork found in washington”
MY SHOW IS ON
I can't imagine how awkward it is for them to all hang out after the events of the movie. Hopefully some of the crew can strike out on their own. Otherwise some very uncomfortable vibes in the mcmansion!
This feels like it started out as a FMV CD-ROM game and they decided to use the footage as a movie instead. Rather than edit out all of the dead ends and bad endings, they decided to use ALL the footage.
I thought for sure the standalone movie video was gonna be about RATZ, the movie where two tweens turn to rats into hunky boys to take them to a dance. I will continue to manifest it.
well, thank you for that addition to my letterboxd watchlist
I was getting deja vu because I had literally forgotten that we got the preview for this last month, AND at the time I had paused the preview and went off and watched The Incubus before I came back... now I'm thinking I never finished watching the preview because I wanted to save it for the main channel release! Oh frabjous day! (OH and I still haven't had time to watch the full vid yet but I jumped ahead and FIRST TIME IN THE CREDITS WOOHOOO!)
i believe the correct plural form of incubus is actually incubussies
oh i am busting out my tablet to draw while i watch this..you are legit always what i put on when i want to draw LMFAO the jenny creative influence
I hope she keeps cross-posting main channel videos here bc i prefer watching them on patreon
Fantastic vid! Heartbroken the film doesnt seem to be available anywhere here (ireland) :(
Cross-posting definitely helps me; YouTube frequently "forgets" to include new videos in my timeline even though I only view it by Subscriptions.
Thank you for cross posting. I don't need the notification, but I feel like my upvote counts more in the comments here rather than youtube.
This needs a reboot.
Overheating Sheep being snubbed at the 2010 Academy Awards is still one of the biggest injustices I’ve ever seen
Huge day for people who’ve watched RLM’s Last Vampire on Earth spotlight episode one million times (me)
Her video is hitting hard on the RLM subreddit right now.
Literally got the notification while I'm at Universal Studios LOL
Love ya Jenny!
I still haven't watched the film. Thanks for the cross post!
The lead reminds me of Chappell Roan for some reason.
Thank you so much for posting it here! It’s much easier to watch than YouTube for me!
JENNY YES! (please read this in the same tone as when olivia says "RAFAEL NO!")
This is so incredible! The costuming is phenomenal and such a goth teen's dream. I feel like I have to plug my favorite low-budget vampire movie, The Last Vampire. It also takes place in a small town with a community college where a vampire shows up and steals someone's house. The big twist to the story is that the human love interest's family is Jehovah's Witness, and they are opposed to the vampire in town not because he's a vampire, but because they don't believe in blood transfusions and drinking people's blood is a little too close to that for their liking. The vampire reveals that he's 'heard Jesus talk a few times', in an incredibly causal way. It is not elaborated on further. There's a plot point where someone's kid brother tries to burn the vampire at the stake. It truly has everything.
Not sure if you’re just trying to avoid spoilers in case anyone wants to watch it, but I feel like you’re leaving out a pretty crucial aspect of the story…
I get notifications from patreon but not youtube so thank you!
Youtube almost never tells me when my subscriptions update these days.
I do appreciate the patreon cross posts because i get an email so i know its new content youtube itself i find is garbage at reliably recommending new content from creators i follow, i feel like i get a lot of suggested miscellaneous content
MY favorite twilight knockoff was twilight the musical 🥲
Forks Washington is the town that I detest 🗣️
Weekend made fantastic! Thank you!!!
went to bed last night wondering when the next main channel vid was coming out, this is so epic :3
Awesome!
Oh!! My god!! The YouTube channel is back from the dead!
I was doing shit. Getting things done today, very productive. Then this notification pops up and everything stops as I sit in hammock and watch the monumental new main channel video. God bless you Jenny.
Cross post away. It's consistent with what most creators do!
Oh yes cross post bc I do not have YouTube notifs on
Omg omg omg
Literally my exact reaction when I got the notification: Three omgs, except mine were spoken out loud to no one. 🤣🤣🤣
I swear you said in one of the Patreon vids this was gonna be a small one and it’s feature length… jenny u are too generous🧐
Small for me lol
I think I don't understand the patreon credits at the end, is there a cut off date for names? maybe I'm on the wrong tier? I don't know where to look to find out ahh
I think you need to be in the Bad Cars tier or higher to be featured in the credits, and I think you need to actually be subscribed to that tier (as opposed to paying a custom amount of money - which may be equal to or higher than the Bad Cars tier - in a lower tier). Does that help?
Please do cross post, it prevents the youtube ads from getting to me. Excited to watch!
Happy Main Channel Video Release Day to all who celebrate! 🎉
i don’t have the youtube app on my phone so i’m happy to watch it here on patreon! yay
yay!!! i can’t wait to watch!
Nice! I like videos!
Best news I’ve gotten all year!!
Serving in the wig
Soo hype for this!! Thank you! 🎉❤️ (also the cross-posting is very appreciated!)
I must return to my home POSTEHASTE
I’m glad you post them here too, I don’t want me to miss it either! I was Paul Revere alerting my friends
I appreciate the post on Patreon. Thanks.
Cross posting here is really helpful for the email notification that I won't get from YouTube.
I am so conditioned that at this point, when any of the Incubus characters yell their lines, I am braced for a jump cut to the China Beach commercial.
me too but every time she fainted lol it was pavlovian
Mentioning a new main channel video on the Patreon feed is more a nuance really…
30 minutes in and this is an INCREDIBLE find
ITS HAPPENING
spring has sprung!
youtube is really bad about letting me know when my subscribed channels post so i always appreciate the cross promotion!! cant wait to watch! :)
This is EXCELLENT News
thank you your nastiness
Glorious day
thank you jenny! all hail jenny!
I've needed to eat for months but was waiting for this video to watch while I eat thank you ❤️
