Porgventure (or: why I'm not a vlogger)
Hey guys! I'm posting this to all levels of patrons because it's kind of half-preview, but half-alternate cut that's not going to go on the main channel. I ended up paring down the end result beyond what's seen here and I think I'm going to post it. It's not really my usual content but I thought it was a fun outing worth sharing.
In the event of posting I was planning on leaving patron credits off this one because A) it's not really a real video and B) I didn't want to give the incorrect impression that I used patron funds to purchase a porg (porgchase?). The acquisition of the porg is kind of a long story.
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i dont know why, but this made me full on belly laugh
If this video doesn't make you smile, you a cold sumbitch.
OMG, so much HAPPY!
This is slightly off topic, but does that dude have a Black Flag tattoo on his elbow? If so, given her choice of friends, is Jenny a punk rocker?
You're thinking of Sheila.
Your "why I shouldn't be a vloger" video gets the attention of Rian Johnson. This is great.
I hope you are going to vlog about how you got the Porg. I'd love to hear the story.
Nothing wrong with buying the Porg with Patron money. The money once in your hands is spent to your liking. I was betting that it was a creepy patron that was going to give it to your anyways, and you were going to be baffled by it.
"Buckle him in!"...funny...I think Jenny might have been crying behind the shades.
Ha ha ha... this is a new high point for this channel. You could seriously slice that Porg open and live in it on Hoth.
Porg fever is rampant! <a href="http://www.angryflower.com/1206.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.angryflower.com/1206.html</a>
Why not suspend it from the ceiling on a system of pulleys, so it can be lowered/raised by off-screeners?
Add me to the list of people who are 100% onboard with you spending your Patreon money on porgs
Personally I would like you to purchase only porgs with your patreon money. Also that thing looks super comfortable, like you could put that on the floor and have a very comfortable nap.
That was ridiculous...loved it!!
So adorkable, love it.
Now since JJ's back to direct Episode IX, what will that mean for the Porgs?
Okay, I still don't know what a "porg" is. A big stuffed bird with hamster eyes?
<a href="https://imgur.com/a/4Yaas" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://imgur.com/a/4Yaas</a>
Porg quest 2017