Force Friday Toy Review

Nice work! Can't wait to see you and Mr. Sunday Movies together!

dam your Spoilers! Now if you will excuse me I will return to my advance copy of The Last Jedi sound track. So far stand out tracks include: Han Solo funeral march, The battle for Porg Island, Massacre at Porg Island, Skywalker's betrayal, Snoke's love theme, and The triumphant return of Han Solo

Being a newb is hard. I took the video seriously until Rose Tico and a Google search to realize it was a joke.

Ahh I remember when second-grade me would judge his friends (and allocate time spent at their houses) based on the quality and quantity of Star Wars toys they had. I had the Millennium Falcon, the Death Star playset with the bad monster, Landspeeder, X-wing and about three dozen action figures (both large and small) ... so I could afford to be selective. In retrospect I was kind of a rotten little shit.

I loaded them onto my phone, did another take where I held the phone in the place where I'd been holding the toy. Played the audio files with my hand over the speaker so it would have the muffled action figure quality and edited the tracks together. (I just knew what the lines were to try to get the length of my "listening to audio" pauses right in the ones where it's a single take) My friend did Kylo Ren and did a great job.

Also, your ability to spoof never ceases to amaze me.

First Chris Pratt and Anna Farris, now Jenny and BB-8. Why is 2017 killing all the great power couples! Some how I blame Taylor Swift.

He was fine, only emotionally hurt

I work at a Target and sometimes we get the toys in really early.. I'm embarrassed to say I do in fact check them for spoilers. I want to be in the news for leaking plot details c: