Ramble: Killing off characters (who, and how)

tangentially, im begging everyone to use duckduckgo in firefox for your web browser which allows you to turn off the stupid mind-destroying ai overview, not to get all heated or anything

Bibble, from Barbie Fairytopia, should die, maybe sacrifice himself, to both serve as character growth for Elina and also spare me, a Bibble hater, from his existence

My friend works for the marketing team that develops the charmin ads

"It would be better for everyone if the Charmin bear parents died in a car accident" is easily top 10 truest Jenny takes of all time

Andrew Garfield part has me screaming ahahaha

Dating myself here, but the Charmin bears comment made me think of the Gummy Bears animated show. Theme song slaps. I'd love a bear themed video. Gummy Bears, Care Bears, Yogi, Jamboree, Tail Spin, Wicked, Golden Compass, Goldilocks, Winnie, Cocaine, Fat, Kung Fu Panda, Jungle Book, Revenant, Paddington, FNAF, Teddy Ruxpin (?), etc. Just talking about them with Mistress Jenny, first of her name, would be neat.

In one of the Deadpool movies, the Ex-Men arrest him and put a choker necklace on him and then he starts dying from cancer. I find that ironic because his whole "rapid regeneration" thing sounds a lot like cancer if you squint your ears. The function of the necklace is to subdue someone's powers. That seems really universe-breaking if they introduce it into the broader MCU. Like, would it make Hawkeye bad at archery? What would the world be like if Hawkeye was bad at archery? The end of the Sgt Doakes storyline was way too convenient. The TV show, at that point at least, still believed Dexter was a "good guy", so he couldn't have killed Doakes himself. They should have ended the show right then and there.

I have always hated those pervert scat bears! Thank you

G-d I want another evermore video so badly. I know you’ve made four….but I think about it constantly. What crazy turns of events

I am just commenting to say that I wanted you to talk about the "Hondobituary" during your search for Hondo's mysterious cause of death, and my bad pun instincts forced me to share.

I do have to be a little bit of a nerd here, theres a whole arc from the comics called "Deadpool: dead" where he *tries* to die, and literally tracks down the writers of the comic to make them kill him lol; its a wild arc. So tldr, he would absolutely agree with you and would love to be dead

The way your mind works is wonderful.

When they established the number of times the doctor could regenerate they were quite a few guys into it and, while sort of far off, it was absolutely a number they knew they theoretically might reach in the future. They did have a little plotline where the character settles down as a sort of santa claus-esque toymaker in a village and nearly dies of old age when he reaches this number, at the end he's granted extra lives because of love like he's the velveteen rabbit lol

“land..before..time…stupid dinosaurs…”

I think you'd have fun at DrachenfestUS, but keep in mind it is VERY hot in June in PA and if you camp on-site you'll be roughing it unless you bring/rent a camper. It is still a LOT of fun, honestly seems like what you've described Evermore as but actually put-together and coherent and not terrible.

I can’t figure out how to get rid of the keyboard so here’s a comment. Good ramble as always

No one understands how much I hate the Charmin bears

Dexter. I actually enjoyed the Lila story line and my take was that she was never an addict she was a borderline sociopath so she gravitated towards addicts for the drama. Iv actually known a few people like that scarily enough. Compelled to seduce then create choas.. jump to the end of the show: I wish they didn’t Kill Deb I was done then. Still smarts. She was the best amazing performance from Jen carpenter

“there’s no debris to be seen” oh but there is. there have been a few commercials that show one or more of the bears with toilet paper pieces stuck to their asses

“And Jigsaw is like, I wondered why that saw trap needed an animatronic band.” I put on this video while recovering from abdominal surgery and already the laughter is painful

“you just can’t really do guns in children’s media anymore, it’s too loaded” is an unfortunate and very funny accidental pun

I love the idea of a saw crossover, there’s so much potential in the concept.

The Charmin bears part was maybe the funniest minutes of television I’ve seen in years.

Very on board with the Charmin bears

An evermore update would be so interesting! Maybe it would work after the lawsuit is over?

Okay, I thought I saw the Charmin Bear on the link but thought it must be some obscure Disney thing I don't know...but legit was hoping it was those stupid bears.

Hondo may be annoying but at least he didn't "hilariously" sell a woman into sex slavery the way they had Lando, Star Wars' famously first canonical black human character ever do. Hondo has got to be my #2 pick for that admittedly annoying category of character in star wars behind lando

There was a movie called “We’re back!” that had dinosaurs in New York City, I’m guessing Jenny knows about this movie and just didn’t mention it.

I’m convinced that Charmin’s mascots are bears bc of the question “Do bears **** in the woods?”

i feel like Chuck E would be the killer. I love him to death (my profile picture is literally a Jack-O-Lantern i carved to look like Chuck E. Cheese) but i think he has absolutely violated the Geneva convention. He is twisted psychopath to me there is something deeply wrong with him 💟

Breaking Dawn part II was one of my best audience experiences. The wailing!

I'm late to this party but the bulldozer joke killed me

If you like Julia Stiles you should definitely watch Orphan First Kill. She is such a treat to watch in that film 🥸

Before the bears, Charmin had Mr. Whipple (1970's-ish) who would follow shoppers around the grocery store and scold them for "squeezing the Charmin". My grandmother has a deep, unexplained loathing of Mr. Whipple that has become intergenerational, with all of us vowing to uphold her grudge after she passes.

Poe?! But now he’ll never be gay for Finn! :(

I feel like she doesn’t like Ryan Reynolds 🤔

It’s almost time

Your opinion on Hando reminded me of watching DS9 getting annoyed with Quark messing things up for the millionth time.

I am dying for Jenny to do a review of Snow White. I mean it has songs from the Dear Evan Hansen team! It's going to be amazing.

"You can't really do guns in children's media anymore, it's too loaded". *That statement* was loaded.

Less than 2 minutes into this video and already thinking it might be my favorite of all time.

I would kill for Jenny’s Hannibal opinions

Because I find it funny to explain this and for genuinely no other reason, there are at least 17 doctors we know about. The fugitive and war doctors are unnumbered One of his regenerations also cloned him once and got used up. If you include that 3 of them are David Tennant. Another from previously believed uncanny media was recently semi canonised so that's 19 and then there is an unknown even to the doctor himself number of other regenerations that existed before the first doctor. And one that came from an unknown point in his future that's evil. So the answer is between 17 and infinite. They did explain why he got extra in 2 different recons. The first was just a handwaved when 11 regenerated of "he got gifted an unspecified number of extra ones," which was fine as an explanation but then they made a far stupider explanation later that he is not actually the species that regenerates 12 times, he is actually an unknown race from another dimension and the time Lords stole the ability to generate from him so the limit never existed in the first place. A show goes on for 60 years and at points it starts to get very dumb.

“The Assassination of Jasper T Jowls by the Coward Billy Bob Brockali”

I’ve been watching Patreon videos while babysitting my new kitten and she seems to love videos where Jenny has a large bright coloured hat. She stopped killing her nemesis (my fat pikachu plushie) for this one, so Jenny is Esther the cat approved.

Bad news for characters named Jasper

I absolutely love that the list ends with killing off Anakin Skywalker before he becomes Darth Vader. I like to imagine that if they did that, the filmmakers would proceed to not explain any of this decision, and still end the prequels as though they’ve perfectly led up to the star of Star Wars. The last film ends and the audience is like, “What do you mean Anakin Skywalker dies? Isn’t he supposed to become Luke’s father? Isn’t he supposed to become Darth Vader?” Meanwhile, the credits are rolling with the triumphant John Williams score playing. There is no end credits scene or anything.

I totally agree on calling CPS on the Charmin bears.

Forgot to comment on this after I first listened to it, but this ramble is an All Timer. When you said that the adult Charmin Bears should die in a car accident, I had the biggest laugh I've ever had at one of your videos.

please i am begging for another evermore update. obscure theme park scandals are like chicken soup for my sicko soul

Happy St. Patrick's day Jenny! Don't forget to wear green.

every day that glup shitto post becomes more true because wdym there’s a star wars character called Babu Frick

Jenny kind of reinvented “The Night Evermore Went Dark” with the Chuck-E-Cheese pitch.

I do recommend watching Free Guy, purely because behind all the Ryan Reynolds humor I think they tried to tell a compelling story about AI and how big companies swallow the little people who helped to build them up. It's not a great story but it raised some interesting thoughts for me about the way we could be headed with AI in video games.

Coming out of the gate with “Evan Hanson” killed me.

Desperate for more Evermore.

Pretty sure that Deadpool will explode if his cancer is cured, because his healing factor is in constant overdrive keeping it from killing him

Me screaming THE YELLOWBELLIES!

🎶Round-bottomed bears You make the rockin' world go round🎶

Anyone reading this comment should look up how Maui died in Maori mythology

Thank you- now whenever a Charmin commercial comes on, I am thinking: 'Ah, they're the bears Jenny Nicholson wants killed."

The only reason to watch Free Guy was to see lots of Boston in a movie.

I hate to be the bear (lol) of bad news, but the Sharmin family isn’t an isolated thing. The toilet paper obsession is widespread within their universe they inhibit. I can’t explain how I know this, but I know what I’m talking about. Also, they can’t die :/

I am obsessed with the Harlequin romance novel set in EPCOT???

"Probably A Bulldozer: The Evermore Story"

So with The Doctor the reason why we ended up with more is because Christopher Eccleston was meant to play the war doctor but he fell out with the BBC big time so they made the war doctor someone else so he wouldn't have to come back. The problem then was it made their current doctor the twelfth and they clearly weren't done with him

Jenny’s commentary always makes me laugh, but this one had me dying all the way through. I have perished.

Any Barbie movie preview would b much appreciated

"I have no particular dislike of him. Certainly not enough to want to kill him by my own hand." - Jenny Nicholson on Chewbacca

You basically killed off all of my lil brother’s favorite characters. It’s actually funny, i dont think you left a single one out 🤣 Dont worry, i wont tattle on you.

In the UK, Charmin became Cushelle and the mascot is a cute lil koala. On the packaging all seems fine but I've never seen an advert for it so I just YouTubed one and the koala is kinda realistic CGI with a deep Australian accent talking sexy about toilet paper and I'm screaming. It seems self-aware about how horrifying it is though. 4/10 koala.

I love that Evan Hansen was your first thought!

I am relieved that there are like minded people that the Charmin bears should be killed off. Wanting just the parents is charitable.

Jenny’s heaven is dear Evan Hansens hell

Hi everyone

I also hate the Charmin Bears

EVERMORE

sooooo true about breaking dawn!!

40 min seems plenty for a Ramble. Also, yes please to more Evermore!

love the twilight ramble in this

With the Doctor Who one, the doctor has died of old age. Twice. Currently the most common way of dying is either radiation or laser beams

Would love to see another evermore update

I love Jenny’s tangents so much. The Saw self insert fanfic was great. I lowkey want a full story version.

Deadpool should've been killed off by suddenly turning into dust, mid sentence and with zero prior indication that anything bad would happen, suggesting ofc (though never said out loud) Thanos' finger snap. The other characters look around, confused, then the movie ends abruptly.

I am so here for a Rime of the Ancient Mariner reference.

At first I thought Jenny was just going to list every Ryan Reynolds character and how she would kill them.

I think it's a good time for Jasper to leave. They've done some confederate songs in the past and this would be a way to somewhat literally bury that part of the past.

She always has the cutest hats

11:16 You did Not just kill off Jasper. Get rid of the chicken, I've never liked her vibes.

The Epcot Barbie VHS next to the WDW YA novel. Jenny flexing her collection big time now.

highly recommend cj the x's vid in defense of breaking dawn part ii, it did a great job connecting why all of the vampire powers work so well together in the context of the imagined battle scene. BUT also i agree that it would be incredible if they wackily killed a bunch of characters

I disagree with your final entry but regardless. 11/10, love this channel

Wants to kill Deadpool and Free Guy...I'm starting to see a pattern here...

I am pretty sure that the Charmin Bears ad campaign is based on the crude saying: “Does a bear sh*t in the woods?“ This premise confounds me more than the toileting of cartoon bears.

Shirley Li mentioned you a couple of times in an article for The Atlantic about anti-fans on 2 March ... I'm not sure I'd consider your work part of that and I was disappointed she didn't reach out to discuss it.

might be your funniest ramble yet. or at least my favorite

"In hindsight, I should have known that other trap didn't need an animatronic band.'

Jenny going full Zoo Tycoon / Sims vengeful god mode for this video

Very fair if you don't want to get involved, but I would watch endless Evermore drama, so I'd love to see a follow up. :)

Hey - brace yourself for some serious Doctor Who nerdery… It didn’t start as a radio show - you’re thinking of Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy. Doctor Who began in November 1963 as a TV show (it’s turned up in pretty much every medium imaginable at some point since then, of course). The whole concept of the Doctor “regenerating” wasn’t introduced - or indeed thought up - until the show’s third season when original lead actor William Hartnell became too unwell to continue. This was the first confirmation that the Doctor was alien (or at least something more than simply human). Before this the show had been deliberately vague about the Doctor’s background (in fact a pre-production “show bible” written in 1963 had described the Doctor as being a fugitive from a distant future Earth…) It wasn’t for another three years - when the second lead actor Patrick Troughton left - that we found out which alien race the Doctor belongs to, with the introduction of the Time Lords in 1969’s The War Games. As is often the case with long running shows which get through a lot of head writers, the show’s “canon” hasn’t been entirely consistent over the years, particularly with reference to the Time Lords. When they’re first encountered it’s implied that their powers of regeneration makes them effectively immortal. The idea that they can regenerate only 12 times isn’t introduced until a 1976 story The Deadly Assassin - only a few weeks before this, in The Brain Of Morbius (no relation) the Doctor had been shown images of what seemed to be numerous incarnations PRECEDING the four we’d seen on screen, suggesting that the then incumbent Doctor Tom Baker (scarf guy) was not the Fourth Doctor, but just the most recent of countless Doctors… The “13 bodies and you’re out” rule was, however, stuck to until recently. Matt Smith’s Doctor was ostensibly no. 11, but turned out to be the Doctor’s final incarnation because of two regenerations we’d either missed or not noticed: a couple of years previously, David Tennant’s 10th Doctor, mortally wounded by a Dalek blast, cheated somewhat and managed to regenerate back into himself, but this regeneration still counted as one of his 12… Also it was revealed that a forgotten incarnation, the War Doctor (played by the great John Hurt), who existed between the “official” 8th and 9th Doctors, had been purged from the Doctor’s memory after he destroyed his home planet of Gallifrey (which, while we’re here, wasn’t named on screen until 1973, four years after we’d first seen it). However, after the War Doctor redeems himself by restoring Gallifrey (with help from the 10th & 11th Doctors in 2013’s 50th anniversary special) the Time Lords grant the Doctor a whole new Regeneration cycle, thus facilitating the Peter Capaldi and Jodie Whittaker eras… However, during the Jodie years the idea of “infinite previous Doctors” was revived with the suggestion that while regular Time Lords are restricted to 13 incarnations, the Doctor was NOT a Time Lord originally but a foundling from some other even more powerful race, from whom the Time Lords STOLE their regenerative powers… Whether this will be a major part of the “canon” going forward remains to be seen. By way of example; in the one-off US co-production TV movie made in 1996 starting Paul McGann (an unsuccessful attempt to relaunch the show, which had been cancelled in 1989 - it was eventually successfully revived in 2005) it’s casually mentioned that the Doctor’s mother was human, and THAT sure as hell never came up again… Hope this helps M x

Yes please talk about Evermore! It’s the only way I get news on it hahaha

Fun tip--if you put a curse word in the search, you won't get an AI summary answer. :) Highly recommend.

I’m 5 mins in and horrified ! Jenny has gone full vengeful god.. localised astroids for the less intellectually gifted dinosaurs!!! I can’t support this kind of barbarity … my world view is shaken. A room of cute stuff yet a mere taste of god like power and a monster immediately emerges..

thanks for making me laugh for 15 minutes straight this is absolute gold

Jenny you are not alone i despise those charmin bears always have

I laughed for a good 5 minutes at the Evan Hansen thing

I love that Jenny is also a Clodsire fan, as we should all strive to be

Always glad to hear about progress on the Barbie video!! If you feel a bit burnt out from Barbie movies, I recommend Pollyworld if you haven't seen it. It takes place in a theme park, but the plot is kind of wild for what should be a fun amusement park romp.

I have that same clodsire plush and it is one of my dearest possessions.

JUSTICE FOR COTTONELLE!

Jennys manhole trailer is a foil to the Soul trailer, for which I was thoroughly invested in the movie idea until it switched over to the Boss Baby ghost

Jemny

Is Evan Hansen a tree as an allusion to The Forest of Suicides in Dante's Inferno? In the poem, those who die by suicide are transformed into trees that wail in agony as harpies tear off their limbs for all eternity. Also, the name Evan means "Born of Yew", and it comes from the same root as "Hans" (both basically being variants of the name "John"), so Evan's surname kinda means "Son of Evan" -- possibly suggesting that the events of the musical depict a time loop wherein the soul of Evan Hansen experiences damnation as a never-ending cycle of self-rending and superficial regrowth. Possibly not -- I have never seen any adaptation of the story and I'm only familiar with it from the youtube videos of Jenny Nicholson and Sarah Z.

I only ever saw the one barbie preview. i’m so excited for whenever the finished product comes out!

I cannot stress enough how much I want to hear more about the Evermore insanity. I was floored that the update was just tacked onto the end! Honestly, I thought the reason why they didn't kill Chewbacca for the movie because they killed him in the books, and JJ Abrams was too cool to do anything already established in the books. Subverting expectations for no other reason than to subvert expectations.

In regard to your astute PotC observations, I think the problem was actually that they did think they had to continually find some epic pirate story theme to "top" the last one. It got tiresome by the end. But I think a story that focuses on a simpler, kid-focused theme could do well.

Totally agree about the Chewbacca fakeout in TROS. I was so impressed with the writers for being so bold and then swiftly let down.

i think we should just kill the charmin bears with a gigantic rock that falls from the sky and crushes them. clean and easy, jobs done, move on. also it basically goes without saying at this point that i would ravenously consume another evermore video

The Charmin Bears should die of dysentery. Let them go out doing what they love most

The knocking off of the Charmin mom and dad really surprised me, lol. An auto accident? Maybe they were texting and wiping at the same time. Remember, Don't Text and Wipe!

Jenny did manage to kill the Charmin bears. One's on her head.

An all-powerful Jenny saves the lives of the dinosaurs of The Land Before Time, who end up evolving and building their own New York, and thus, in an ironic twist, inadvertently creates the Dinosaurs TV Series Universe and condemns herself. In another universe, a mortal (allegedly) Jenny suffers the existence of a new Simpsons knock-off TV series about puppet dinosaurs. Unlikely? Not here. Not in... The Twilight Zone

YOU don't kill Deadpool. His wife does. 😏

starting with evan hansen is literally the funniest thing

Jenny's anti-smuggler bias strikes again! :D

This is the funniest video of yours yet, and that’s such a high bar. I’m going to be so annoying as I pester all of my friends to subscribe to the Patreon because I need to talk with somebody about it. Keep up the great work!

Jenny, I don't usually comment on things but I have to know where you got that bear hat? It's beautiful! Thanks c:

Hi! I don’t know your second channel that you mentioned for the evermore continuation- can you share when it’s posted?

okay barbie birthday epcot vhs

The mental image of the Charmin bears dying in a car accident is incredibly surreal

This is off-topic, but I was just on Reddit and saw something about an Evermore musical that'll be out in May? I literally can't anything about it that isn't in either the Evermore subreddit or yours, but here's a link in case it is something you want to look into: https://www.reddit.com/r/JennyNicholson/comments/1itsgv0/orlando_artist_guild_is_making_a_musical_based_on/ Edit literally minutes after I posted this: Bob posted the original post on the Evermore subreddit so maybe it's legit.

It’s always nice to see Bibble :)

I am, as always, *ravenous* to hear more about the secrets of the ghosts of what remains of Evermore.

jenny please look up the charmin bears christmas bathroom experience in times square!

Who is the plush owl on the video game plush shelf?

Evan Hansen: I'm going to *gestures downward* be stuck in here until I *points to head* learn about myself.

Woah I didn’t know Jenny Nicholson had cherry mx blue key switches

Sorry Jenny. Deadpool is unkillable not because he's immortal but because he's a Marvel comic book character. None of them will ever stay dead untill we collapse the Nerd/Pop-Culture market.

Land Before Time but in modern New York is a movie, “We’re Back!” It was producer by Steven Spielberg’s animation studio and stars John Goodman. I don’t remember anything about it but when I was two years old I definitely saw it, potentially on loop because me and my brother loved dinosaurs.

🦕

The Lila take is SO funny to me! Like she died anyway, but not soon enough!!

Dexter isn’t a bad show. It’s an uneven show. I thought the Julia Stiles season was the high point. She had an interesting story arc that made sense for her character. The last season of the original series was the low point. They didn’t just jump the shark. They jumped the Monterey Bay Aquarium. (I wonder if Jenny has ever been there. I would guess she has.) The one constant on the show is the pitch perfect performance by Michael C. Hall. He’s onscreen almost all the time so it makes the show watchable even when it’s being dopey. I thought New Blood was very good and Original Sin was a textbook example of how to make an origin story correctly. I would encourage anyone who liked any of the original series to watch them. I’m looking forward to the new series. Game of Thrones sucked and then fixed itself in its new incarnation and there’s every reason to believe the same thing is happening with Dexter.

yeah when you went in sequence from being disappointed that googling "land before time stupid dinosaur" yielded no results to calling Britain's famous sf character "Doctor Who" to discussing the Freudian implications of the exhibitionist behavior of the Charmin Bears I decided it was time to up my Patreon tier holy shit cannot WAIT for Barbie video

I didn’t notice any focus issues. There were a few times when the Bomber Men came into perfect focus, but I would never call that an issue 😄

I love imagining Evan Hansen in a Saw trap. You've done it again!!

I can't describe how vindicated I feel learning that Jenny is anti-Chewbacca. As a child he kinda terrified me, and it still bothers me that Wookie language doesn't even appear to have the phonemes for "Chewbacca" anywhere in it. And why does Wookie civilization seem to waffle between advanced spacefaring race and Ewok-adjacent primitive society? I guess most other casual star wars fans love a random sasquatch wandering around the canon, but it just doesn't work for me.

The funny part about watching this video is that they DID have Dr. Who die of old age, and that was the same episode where they explicitly retconned the limited regenerations 😅

In fairness, Doctor Who did, in fact, remember that he can only regenerate a certain amount of times, and the final incarnation of that line was, in fact, going to die of old age, but bc they needed to keep the show going they granted him a whole new set of 12 regenerations in a literal deus ex machina. Like, he WAS going to die of old age in canon. They COULD have listened.

Ryan Reynolds plays the same character in every movie: the character that should die.

Part of me was waiting for Ray the firefly from Princess and the Frog (though I know that, canonically, the situation handles itself).

I LOVED THE JUNGLE

Trying to find a polite way to ask about how Hondo Ohnaka died without being socially awkward and ruining a Rebel mission is, let's be honest, the best new plot idea for Star Wars in over two years.

Gibbs from NCIS is my pick. My spouse doesn't understand why I hate him, lmao.

I thought this was going to be about Jenny's favorite character deaths in media but instead was something much more unhinged. I love it

Fun ramble, thank you! I did not notice you being out of focus. I thought you were fine. Somehow I missed the Barbie preview so watched it— excited for that main channel content! My older daughter watched Barbie movies over and over when she was little. She loved them so much. Can’t wait for your review of ALL of them.

The fact that the Chuck E. Cheese animatronic murder mystery got about 40x as much thought and detail as the death of Dr. Who is exactly why I'm proud to be a Jenny patron.

While shorter than other rambles, I think this one is an all timer, every take a gem. We cannot suffer the bears to live.

I have never felt so vindicated as when you mentioned the Charmin bears. I hate those bears with the intensity of a thousand suns.

I feel like you could take the 5-minute spiel about the murder at Chuck E. Cheese and put in a reel to demonstrate to people who don't know why Jenny is such a damn genius. Pretty sure she mostly improvised it but so hilarious and brilliant and insane, but somehow also touching, I was wheezing by the end of it.

On one hand, yeah, the POTC movies are kind of out of traditional oceanic cryptids. On the other hand, that clearly means it’s time for the pirates to go up against Cthulhu (ignore that Cthulhu supposedly lives in the pacific, just go with it)

I love the rambles that take absurd questions absolutely seriously. Jenny keeping a straight face as she describes the alligator plot of Dexter? She would kill Anakin because it would be embarrassing for Palpatine? Instant classic video.

I love the idea of Jigsaw reviewing his apprentices' traps like it's an episode of The Great British Bakeoff

“In the US you just can’t do guns in children’s media anymore… it’s too loaded.”

I lived in St. Augustine for four years and the only thing I miss more than the weather is the annual Gator Florida Street Festival.

This is such a fun video, thanks once again Jenny

A padawan driving a forklift knocks a crate of lightsabers on to Anakin.

Alternative suggestion, Hondo slowly gets in to his Honda Civic at the end of this day while Layla plays, he sits quietly, staring in to the middle distance for a short time before sighing and starting his car, which explodes.

Maybe chuck e cheese could see a resurgence if you got to execute one kf the mascots with a crossbow on your birthday?

Your segment about MLP sounded so sarcastic, that I feel like I missed a long running In-Joke. Is there a MLP-Char where she talked often about wanting them dead? Spike maybe?

hilarious! 10/10 main channel quality

Not the Charmin bears 💀

I’m very relieved about how well this went. I regretted submitting the topic and spent all of February dreading the video. I couldn’t imagine there was any way to make this topic funny. I thought it would be the Titanic of rambles and I was the guy from the White Star Line who told the captain to go faster and not worry about icebergs. It’s like thanks for putting that in the suggestion box, bro, top shelf idea that. Then Jenny did the impossible. It turns out that when Jenny hits an iceberg it’s the iceberg that sinks, not Jenny.

As a fellow Bay Area kid, I’ve been waiting the Jungle reference

oh shit i have that same clodsire

In Māori cosmology Māui gets killed by trying to climb into Hine-nui-te-pō’s vagina and she crushes him to death with her thighs and sends pīwakawaka to peck at his body so I think you’re really not going to do better than that.

lol "the trauma of 'i blew up chewbacca'"

Wow, I watched that season of Dexter over 10 years ago and I still randomly think about the Lila storyline. It was so weird and bad. Thank you for putting my exact feelings into words lol

I let out an involuntary (small) cheer when your first “victim” was Evan Hansen. You DEH takedown will always be a favorite!

I want a follow up video explaining how Jenny would kill every single other Ryan Reynolds protagonist

omg I didn't realize you are including the MyScene movies too thank you

As a native Floridian, I attend our celebratory gator parade every year. Its even a state holiday so everyone can attend 🐊

Oh, I just got the Charmin Bear thing being a reference to "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

re: Chuck E. Cheese… I recently watched the video with all the abandoned animatronics. So at 13:20 in this video, I pictured a clear plastic body shell over some of those skinless animatronics. That would be pure Nightmare Fuel, being able to see all the monstrous things like eyeballs and mouths attached to mechanical parts. Then make the lights flicker a lot, and you've got the scariest haunted house ever.

I'm ready to pay Jenny $2,000 for a massive, multi-hour deepdive and analysis of "Hannibal". Ball's in your court, Nicholson.

I love that Jenny’s heaven (indoor faux forest playground) is serving double duty at Even Hansen’s personal hell.

Sorry to be that person but I actually loved Free Guy, it was very cute

Jenny was more merciful to the Charmin bears than I would have been

I haven't seen Charmin commercials for so long (don't have a TV box or satellite and use a lot of ad-blocking software) that I can't understand the hatred for the Charmin bears, and I'm both tempted to look them up and fearful of doing so.

Expected to see Jenny discuss the deaths of characters she hated. Greeted by Jenny describing incorporating one of the Chuck E. Cheese animatronics getting murdered into a "get up and dance" segment where kids run away from the assailant

As soon as Jenny confirms the paradoxical death of Anakin, the red lights in the background turn off. I think she did it, guys. I think the Sith are done for good! Truly, an embarrassing day in Sheev's career. Also Little Foot hiding his face behind the big horse to protect his innocence from this bloodbath is some incredible set dressing.

Can we do a Kickstarter for Jenny to buy Evermore?

This one is so fucking crazy I love it

Dysentery has to be the most fitting way to kill the Charmin bears.

Love the hat that resembles a certain ass-wiping bear

The palpable joy in this video is everything, lol

Eww just thought of Chewbacca wiping his butt like a Charmin bear 🤢

Wow - so happy to see the Barbie Birthday Party VHS in the background. That is a personal favorite piece of media!

you are so funny, this video is A++

Leave the main character deaths in Breaking Dawn 2 as canon then do a follow up movie where Bella, Alice and one of the female werewolves go on a girls' road trip like Britney Spears in Crossroads

Speaking of Evermore, what about Dreamwalk Park?

Not accusing anybody of being lazy, but I suspect one writer of just dumping names into his Greek fisherman's hat, rolling a die to see how many slips to draw, and going with whatever the Norns deliver.

Lol at Jenny contemplating Death Note rules to give the Land Before Time gang of five long, happy lives.

i will never say no to another evermore video

The contrast of the whimsy of the surroundings and the darkness of the topic made this a great video. “Damn gurl, that’s dark.” -The Giant Porg

“Some people are alive in Hannibal but at what cost” listen I’m a firm believer that two of them are happily holed up in Costa Rica having a nice time.

" You just can't do guns in children's media anymore; it's too loaded" Good lord, Jenny, don't launch such lines upon us without warning :D

I think this video is what they call an 'instant classic'. Holy shit was this funny.

Idk what's funnier, saying I think they should kill off one of the Chuck E Cheese characters and it should be murder OR you just can't do guns in children's media anymore it's too loaded.

😂 this was so funny, thank you for lifting up my day

Thank you for acknowledging how perfect the ending of Episode VI was, and that it should've never been touched moving forward. Although, if Anakin had died after the space opera, that would've created some gaps in the timeline...

Wow I was deeply unprepared for how ugly Hondo is

how many patrons would you need to fund the purchase of the chuck e cheese franchise because i think there’s some good potential here

I'm loving the giant Porg being in full focus while Jenny is blurry.

There has only been one Barbie preview. It covered: Barbie and the Rockers: out of this world Barbie and the Sensations: Rockin' Back to Earth Barbie in the Nutcracker Barbie as Rapunzel Barbie of swan lake

Top TV moments I wish I could forget : the Dexter character Lilah luring the latin detective cop into a sex trap, and having sex with him so hard she passed a rape kit, so she could press false assault charges. Like... she was an arsonist!! Why wouldn't she just commit arson!! Ahhhhh! Maybe thats why those bears turned to their perverse charmin rituals- to forget.

Thanks for the ramble Jenny, that was super fun!! I can't believe it's been *five years* since TRoS came out. Every single time I'm reminded of some aspect of its stupidity it feels newly baffling. I'm so with you on Threepio though, the only time that dumb film got to me was the split second where it looked like he might not make it ;_;

I only know star wars through jenny videos but I am unfortunately intimately familiar with Hondo via the infamously bad Sims 4 game pack Journey to Batuu. He definitely deserves his fate

The best part about killing the stupid dinosaurs (aka the Yellow Bellies, Loofah, Doofah, and Foobie) with meteors is that it's the ultimate version of the iconic Land Before Time dino-killing method, dropping rocks on their heads.

I agree about Jack Sparrow, but that would involving giving that piece of s*** Depp more work, so just don't have ANYTHING with the character anymore.

The DOCTOR?!?! Are you kidding me? Well, I'm done with this video. Also, never a radio show. There's a plot reason for more regenerations, as they were given to them(there's been one woman), by their fellow Time Lords. If you don't know literally ANYTHING about the property and haven't watched it, you shouldn't be commenting on it.

Deadpool is hilarious and those movies are awesome!

Yes, Clodsire's Japanese name is ドオー Dooh/Do-ōh!! It's a rhyme for ōsanshōuo (the name of the Japanese giant salamander), and made of 土 (do) meaning ground, 王 (ō) for king!

Please please please can you do another evermore vidéo ?

Guns probably are too loaded in America.

Was definitely not expecting the rant about the Charmin bears but it was really funny

Jenny *please* turn off autofocus so you stop spending half the video blurry.

Yes please to another Barbie preview! Weirdly I also thought we had had two but there’s deffo only one coming up when I search

Genuinely, the fool Jenny describes, the person excited to see the Hondo Ohnaka animatronic because he's a guy from a cartoon, that was me and my friend at Disney. We'd mainlined a TON of Star Wars in the preceding months before our trip, and we were so psyched to see him, bc animatronics are cool, and we both like Hondo quite a bit. (Sorry Jenny, I hope the mere fact I'm commenting this on Patreon serves as penance for my crimes). And THEN, on our second day there, the fucking animatronic was undergoing maintenance or whatever and we couldn't even see it! So like not even the Ohnakaheads in the audience got to enjoy the ugly animatronic to our heart's content. It was horrible. Anyway, if the later preshow video has just unceremoniously killed Hondo, and that was canon to all of Star Wars, an off-screen, unspecified death in the middle of a THEME PARK PRESHOW, I think that would be one of the funniest things to happen ever. Unfortunately I think this would also make the character of Hondo more popular because of the strangeness, so it might backfire a bit.

I lost it when she said the Charmin bears were probably home schooled XD

I think they should kill off Milhouse on The Simpsons. Nasty, creepy boy.

Before you come up with a way of death for Māui, you should look up how he's killed in Māori mythology. It's hard to beat

"and I think it should be murder" almost made me choke on my breakfast 😭😭😭

We’ve only gotten one Barbie preview and I want another one!

Going into this I was not expecting the Charmin bears to get murdered.

Funny no discussion of Jar Jar Binks, he was so loathed when the Phantom Menace came out

The fact that the “new owners” didn’t actually own the park yet makes all that Realm Town stuff they did insane. Would love your Evermore saga to continue!

Jenny really wants a movie where a character slips and dies and we just sort of linger on them for a few moments.

"Crazy in kind of a try-hard Hot Topic feeling way" 😂😂😂

Another thing re: Charmin bears - there was a commercial that came out iirc in 2014 that implies that 9/11 happened in the Charmin universe, because it involves one of the bears going through airport security (and wowing the security agent bc his ass is so free of toilet paper). The TSA/Homeland Security were created after and in response to 9/11. So if those organizations exist in the Charmin universe, is that because they had bear terrorism? Bearorism, even? Anyway thank you for killing those horrible bears.

I implore those who say Jenny should be a Disney consultant to consider that she wants to introduce a violent Chuck E. Cheese animatronic to the cast, both as a plot device and as a means to terrorize/improve the cardiovascular health of young children celebrating their birthday

Evan Hansen would fail his saw test because he'd be too busy singing a shitty navel gazing ballard about how much of a Tumblr Sadboi he is. I hope it's painful, that musical is the worst thing I have ever had to sit through x

Surely Deadpool can’t recover if small liquified portions of him are spread far and wide… perhaps you could personally travel to each Disney park in the world, book a nice suite (cos stress) and deposit a vial of Deadpool within the best dark ride. Totally tax deductible.

I love the way the giant Porg is just sitting there looking on in shock that it has found it's way into the custody of a potential serial killer.

“Somehow, Hondo died…”

that’s for sure a charmin bear hat tho

Omg evermore update ramble please! 🤣

Does Jenny just want Ryan Reynolds to die :o

I can understand the hate towards free guy from only seeing the trailer but having seen the movie that whole take felt exceptionally harsh. I mean, first, he's a video game NPC. Just delete him. But also, Jenny's take is just the villain from the movie's goal so not great. Never gonna say free guy was "good" but it was sweet and I dunno if it deserved the spot on this list.

They focus way too much on those toilet paper bears faces when they're wiping. It's always felt weirdly fetishy to me

Lol, "most people might not know Hondo from the multiple easily accessible TV shows he's in. Most people probably know him from the pre-ride video in a single ride at a very expensive theme park" 🤣 tell me you're a theme park YouTuber without telling me you're a theme park YouTuber

"In the U.S. you just can't really do guns in children's media anymore, it's too loaded." And she just keeps going with no indication that she just dropped a killer pun.

The episode where Doctor Who dealt with the 12 regenerations limit was "The Time of the Doctor," which aired as the 2013 Christmas special. This was Matt Smith's final episode as the Eleventh Doctor. In this episode, the show addressed the long-established limit that Time Lords can only regenerate 12 times (for a total of 13 incarnations). Since the Doctor had used up all his regenerations (including the War Doctor played by John Hurt and the metacrisis regeneration in "Journey's End"), he was facing permanent death. At the climax of the episode, the Time Lords grant the Doctor a new cycle of regenerations through a crack in the universe, allowing him to regenerate into the Twelfth Doctor (played by Peter Capaldi). This storyline effectively reset the regeneration count and solved the series' long-standing regeneration limit problem.

I dont know how or why I made it all the way through dexter either

My favorite things about these rants is the way Jenny feels comfortable to just indulge in her sidetrack mind. 1) The whole Saw saga about her getting found out to use Jigsaw's resources to make zany themepark settings for herself. (I feel like Jigsaw would put her into a trap where the key to escape is like inside Buzzy or some other irreplaceable piece of theme park history and she just can't bring herself to do it) 2) Her just going full blast again on the Rise of Skywalker, the movie came out years ago and she's still going at it and it makes me feel validated because same lmao.

Does Evan Hansen still have his broken arm while in the Saw trap obstacle course?

Jenny looking at Evan Hanson: I want that freak Sawtrapped. Valid.

Despite being raised in a despotic homeschooled environment, some Charmin bear children yearn for more, like perhaps a dance career or other artistic pursuit. But Charmin bears are a conservative people.

The thing I hate most about Charmin is that it's actually the best toilet paper brand I've found, but I hate the mascots and commercials so much and I would have found it sooner if not for my aversion to their advertising campaign.

Hondo, Captain Jack Sparrow and Ryan Reynolds. Yes. And Dexter should have been killed at the end of the 2nd season. I am the opposite of Jenny, I stick with most shows until completion. But, with Dexter, I was out after 5. Couldn't stand the, "let's try and make Dexter a sympathetic, good guy." Great list, as always.

When Jenny posts a video I am SAT alsopleasejennycanwehavesomeeftelingcontent

oh thank god I hate those bears. but yeah especially with your star wars picks it felt like SUCH a missed opportunity to not have Rey's force lightning mistakes be something she struggled with in any meaningful way, if they had killed Chewie (or let her have killed her parents) then maybe they would have explored her resistance to the dark side and her ultimate realization that she needed to balance dark and light....

She didnt kill off Xander from Buffy, so I will be the one to carry out that gratifying task 😊 as much as I hate Xander, I would keep him alive for the entirety of the series, he’s just someone I love to hate at this point. But also, he’s the one that brings Buffy back in Season 1 and stops Dark Willow in Season 6, so we gotta keep him alive for those specific things. Honestly, I would just have him switch places with Anya, have him get sliced in half and swallowed up by the crater that was once Sunnydale, instead of our beloved ex-demon 💔

For a second there I thought it was just gonna be “all Ryan Reynolds characters ever.” Which, valid. I’d sign that petition

"Happy Valentine's Month", she says, smiling, after putting Evan Hansen in a Saw trap and having a Chuck E. Cheese mascot die onstage.

Jenny, thank you for making a hilarious video about my topic 🥹! I love the long rambles but the short and silly ones are my favorites. I have to say I anticipated Dexter and Saw being mentioned more than Charmin and Chuck E. Cheese. I was devastated that Jar Jar survived this ramble. I really don’t get that. Next month’s topic suggestion will be “How Jenny would kill off Jar Jar”. It was irresponsible of me not to have mentioned him by name last time. I’ve learned a valuable life lesson here.

The rant over the Charmin bears left me feeling a little validated. Not that I’ve thought that much about those particular mascots, but I do have a personal belief that the poop emoji is not a good contribution to culture. I rarely share that publicly though cause I fear I’ll come off as some Jordan Peterson stan or something.

I think Hondo should be decapitated on screen in the Rey movie

It's sad that, with all the great television out there, one of the only series you've watched to completion is frickin' Dexter.

I’m so sorry to tell you that the Doctor Who regeneration limit actually was acknowledged when they reached it and they just had some powerful being set him “back to zero” so he would get twelve more. I don’t remember the details or context but I think it’s somehow worse than just not mentioning it.

“Can’t do guns in America it’s too loaded” GIRL YOU HAD ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD

This is maybe your most unhinged video, I just sat here with a grin on my face in complete awe in the way your brain works. Looking at the fucking star wars obituaries on your phone in line for the ride lmfao how do you think of this stuff

Giant porg is menacing today

Flo and the Progressive Insurance gang. Maybe Jamie performs a murder-suicide event after years of being disrespected by Flo and the others?

One minute in and we already have Evan Hansen death by saw trap- this shit is gonna be GOOD

Deadpool's not being able to die is a pretty important foundation for his character. Whenever Deadpool finds a possible way to die, he almost always seeks it out. Honestly, if you just told him you had an idea to kill him permanently, he'd probably go along with it.

Yessss, down with the Charmin bears!

jenny! you can get rid of the ai answer at the top of the search results by putting " -ai " at the end of the search (remove the quotation marks)

I whole heartedly agree, those Charmin bears gotta go. Jack Sparrow was also a good call, I was embarrassed for the character in the last movie. It was so obvious they didn't have anything to do with him but felt like they had to shove him into the narrative.

not to be parasocial but jenny watch the last leon the lobster update, i’m in tears

this is good timing since the Duolingo owl was just killed off

Literally gave up watching Free Guy on an airplane. To terrible to even watch even in the lawless sky

Jenny your ability to bring up the Saw franchise in any given Patreon video is absolutely incredible, you're 100% on the shortlist for president of Kramernation <3

Just realized I killed 2 Jaspers in this. Not even a common name

A trailer death is a perfect idea

I would kill those charmin bears no question no problem

yayyy

Heyyy Happy Friday!!!

We are so back

My friend and I play a game kind of similar to this of trying to think of when/how we should kill characters constantly because there are so many characters in media that killing them at a particular point would have served the story/their character arc so well

I love the sneak peek of the Charmin bear

New Jenny and Monster Hunter Wilds day? Sounds good.

Hell yeah, thanks for the consistent and quality uploads