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August 27, 2026

New Video Up - America Hates Bikes

Dear Patreon,

We’ve got a piping hot new video all about the U.S. Government’s general stance on bike infrastructure. And despite Jason's general desire to talk about anything other than bikes, I did get Not Just Bikes on to tell me all about bikes in Amsterdam. He also taught me about a true blue bicycle villain and more. It’s a lot of fun, and it’s available right now. Give it a watch if you get a second, and leave me a YouTube comment with a little bike emoji like this one 🚲 if you can.

See you at the town hall on Monday if you can make it!

Best,
Rollie

America Hates Bikes (YouTube)

Comments (20)

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Charlie S · October 13, 2026

Cheerio, old fruits! (Apologies but any time I think of this I’m going to post it as a comment somewhere on climate town)

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Climate Town · October 13, 2026

I’d be offended if you didn’t

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Bombastus F. Monk · August 30, 2026

I joined your Patreon to complain about the fucking censor beep on Nebula. NEBULA. A PLATFORM BY CREATORS FOR CREATORS where this goddamned noise does not need to follow us. That annoying-ass BEEEEEEP broadcasters came up with at the dawn of television because it was cheap and easy to have someone press a button and drown out whatever had just been said on a live broadcast. It hurts my goddamned autistic ADHD brain. If something needs to be censored for whatever reason, please just attenuate the sound. Mute it. Duck the audio. Remove the word. Fucking anything but the beep. Because once I hear that fucking thing, I don't hear another word you say. My brain has left the video. We're investigating the beep now. It is such an unbelievably tiny, pedantic thing that absolutely does not fucking matter, except apparently my brain has decided that it matters more than whatever the video was actually about. Is it like this for all your other videos on Nebula? Because if so... Fuck me. Also, tell you what: if you manage to kill the fucking beep for a reasonably consistent period of time, I'll bump myself up to your $500 tier for a bit just for the lulz, maybe go so far as to fly out to NYC for the smallest possible amount of a hair trim, partly to reward some really fucking constructive accessibility improvement for autists and ADHDers. I promise I'm more serious about that than I should be, which somehow makes this whole complaint even fucking stupider... but this is the war my brain decided to wage today! If I wanted the fucking censored version, I'd watch it on YouTube like the plebeian I am. Fuck that beep. Disclaimer: Profanity used excessively and intentionally for comedic effect. Irrational hatred of the fucking beep remains entirely genuine. Climate Town & Not Just Bikes are fucking fabulous, and I should have joined sooner. Much love.

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darilyn kotzenberg · August 28, 2026

YAY....bikes!!

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Dalton McGee · August 27, 2026

You know, with the amount of money you gave Peter Thiel riding CitiBikes you could've bought a bike from a local bike shop... EDIT: Also love the episode as always.

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Dan M · August 27, 2026

You guys are great, thank you for making America a better place to live. We don't even have sidewalks near our school bus stops yet.

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Boomkop3 · August 27, 2026

Did you just leave an ad in the patreon cut?

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Boomkop3 · August 27, 2026

Bicycles are awesome, disclaimer: I'm Dutch

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Eric Sundquist · August 27, 2026

🚲

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TJ Biel · August 27, 2026

PS wheelie progress vids from time to time pls ❤️🚲

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Jason A · August 27, 2026

Good one

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Kevin Vermeer · August 27, 2026

Love the NJB collab! 🚲Been bike commuting for 5 years now, the good times have been great for my mental health, but the bad times have motivated me to get more active in activism against climate change and for urbanism. It's not the bicycle's fault that biking to work in America sucks, it's 100% the fault of car culture and lack of infrastructure.

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Bikenanigans · August 27, 2026

Only issue is using the term accident 😓crashnotaccident.com

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TJ Biel · August 27, 2026

Laughs along in *riding 5 miles on Santa Monica Blvd to and from work* I miss LA but I sure don't miss that part

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Bikenanigans · August 27, 2026

🚲🚲🚲🚲

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Ian Hannah · August 27, 2026

Great Job, loved it. I think that new guy Jason has a future.

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Marnie Williams · August 27, 2026

Great work as always!!

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Takonoichigo · August 27, 2026

Yay! Not Just Bikes!!! They're how I found your channel!

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Compuart · August 27, 2026

Same! The episodes featuring both are the best!

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Ilya Borisov · August 27, 2026

I love bikes.