Crossing overrrrrr

Hey there,

FIRST of all, we just dropped the first video of 2026 and it’s a 40-minute cruise through the American suburbs in an H1 Hummer. And hold onto your hats, because those things are capable of going 0-60 in a blistering 20 seconds! Check out the video when you get a chance, and drop me a YouTube comment about your favorite SUV commercial.

SECOND OF ALL, we’ve got big plans for 2026 and are deep in the research weeds on trains, unrepairable electronics, trucks, bikes, and climate denial on the senate floor. It’s gonna be an absolutely ripping year.

If you're reading this, it's either because the Patreon filter has broken, OR! You're one of our beautiful 'free tier' Patreon members. But perhaps you've been enjoying the videos and you want to get access to the exclusive behind the scenes clips? Perhaps you want to see some bloopers? Maybe you think it would be interesting to call me on the climate town land line and give me an earful of whatever you've been thinking about? And maybe you SIMULTANEOUSLY want to help keep this channel afloat? Perhaps that's you? Well there’s an easy way to do all of that ... <please drumroll on something nearby for the 4D effect> Crossover into the delightful waters of the Patreon tiers!

Become an official Climate Town Citizen™ for just $5, and you can have it all. Or just see what there is to see! You could sign up, watch all the content, and then drop out thereby playing me like a fiddle. But there would be no shame for me, because I’ve been beaten by the best. Plus it was kinda my idea, so I feel like I’d get an assist on that one. Pad the ol’ stats.

Anyway, that’s the pitch. If money’s tight we totally get it, and the videos will always be free over on YouTube. Thank you so much for watching them, your eyes are the wind beneath my wings.

All the best,
Rollie and the Climate Town team

P.S. Yes that's a real billboard in Times Square that kinda makes me look like Sloth from The Goonies. I got it for free and I got what I paid for.