You are NOT Ready for the Crow Revolution

Are we going to ignore that corvids are functionally in their early stone age? They have widespread use of tools, hunter-gatherer lifestyles with a moderate level of nomadicy, simple dwellings, minor levels of ritual, and one could argue artistic expression. Like, yeah they don't use STONE tools (cuz they don't really need to) but... everything else fits.

The insanely complicated trash rules in Tokyo make a lot more sense now

Can I just say how much I appreciate you diving right in with Japanese pronunciation instead of "lol I'm gonna butcher this"