So how are you going to break in the new kitchen? How about this?

You actually did it.

Now to break it in.

Dungarees Notes:

Inspired by the very human experience of going to the hardware store innumerable times during any DIY and thinking about what the workers must be thinking when they see someone multiple times a day every weekend and then suddenly they stop seeing them

Comes in these NSFW Versions

• [F4M] So who’s the first you’re going to f*ck over that counter?

• [F4F] So who’s going to be the first to f*ck you over that counter?

• [F4TF] So who’s going to be the first to f*ck you over that counter?

And one SFW version

[SFW] WOW! How many shims does one project need? [Strangers to Lovers] [Adorkable] [Cashier] at [Home Supply Store] gets too invested and needs to see your project [Confession] [Date me?] [SFX]