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May 7, 2025

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Hey kernels, hope you are doing as great as trader joe’s floral section today (went this morning and it was like a peony fueled black friday stampede)

This week we have TLOU epi 4, Mad Maxalicious and Double Jeopardy from my mom’s poll. Because nothing says mother’s day like Tommy Lee Jones and a double knifey thing ;) On YT we’ve got Ellie and Ceaser and Leon-can you imagine those three in a squad?

I am heading on a getaway for Mother’s day with my book club, planning on tacos, beach and yapping until wee hours of the morning.

We had our Pick a Flick drawing last night, it sounds like some didn’t get notified, I apologize for that and next time will do a seperate notification. You can watch the recording now though! Our winner was Nate with Love in a Monster! Woohoo!

I don’t have a ton of spring in my step this week still, but I have hope that things are going to be ok!

I will get you dates for trivia and Extra Butter ASAP

Love you all, make sure to call your moms this week and sending love to all of you who have a hard time on Mother’s day!

Cassie




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David · May 22, 2025

driving through a stormy night, a wolf runs in front of ill car. will is bitten and the wolf disappears in the night. but from this moment on wills begins to change. insublie wavs that he cannot exptain his senses quicken and becomes dynamic and adventure in every aspect of his life however will's new found just for life has a price and he find it increasingly diffcult to contain the wils's predatorial spirit that is also growling within him bewhere the animal is out the animal is out this film is winner movie called WOLF

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Philip Gordon · May 20, 2025

What happened to Batman 2?

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David · May 15, 2025

New Family Film called MY LITTLE SWEETHARETS starring Amy Adans Daniel Radcliffe Owen Wilson winner academy Actress Natalie Port man winner Academy Actor Val Kilmer special this wonderful movie some time's happy tears and sad tears.... musical great Dancers and great singers.. we talk about Cassie and Carly Good job for popcorn in bed channel best for Luck my friends

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Steven And Chloe Oddi · May 10, 2025

Cassie you still need mcfarland usa x

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John Cranberry · May 10, 2025

Finally! Mad Max.

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Stranger2Reality · May 9, 2025

With the current issues going on in Newark at the airport there with the radar screens continuing to go out leading to air traffic controllers to need to seek trauma leave, now might be a good time to see a somewhat forgotten 90s movie starting John Cusack called Pushing Tin. It also stars Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie (this was supposedly where they met and later ended up being married briefly), as well as Cate Blanchett. The movie is about a group of air traffic controllers and a rivalry that develops between two of them, but is also about the incredible high stress they operate under. It's not the greatest movie ever or anything, but it's pretty interesting and is about a topic that isn't covered by movies very often. And with air traffic controllers being under stress right now, it seemed pretty relevant to a big story in the news right now.

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Chris Thom · May 10, 2025

Saw some employees post that people should avoid the airport altogether.

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Jacob Gregg · May 8, 2025

she needs to watch all mel mad max movies

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Clay F · May 9, 2025

MM2 Road Warrior might win a poll.

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Jason Henderson · May 8, 2025

A big reason I think why thunder dome was not received as well as it should have been, was the absence of the interceptor . What does everyone think about this?

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Richard Maurer · May 8, 2025

The absence of cars until the end of the movie sure doesn’t help.

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Jason Henderson · May 8, 2025

For movies for guys who love movies, Mad max and the road warrior are Cool , intense and Legendary! Mel Gibson was born to play this role! Anyone who can appreciate the sounds of a black v-8 muscle car running on nitrous, putting things right Can’t disagree! Just my opinion…

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Mike Lemon · May 8, 2025

The Pursuit Special doesn't have nitrous, it is a supercharger. edit- The mechanic does say it "sucks nitro" but we never see that, just the on/off supercharger.

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Jason Henderson · May 8, 2025

Much appreciated! Our mothers are the most important people in our lives,no question! 👍🍿

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Mark Vaderr · May 7, 2025

Have a great time in Newport Beach, Cassie. Be sure to wave to me while you are flying over California! Are you going to sneak off for a day at Disneyland? 😉

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Chris Thom · May 8, 2025

She's ALL about the Sea Worlds these days. She's evolving.

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Curtis Martin · May 7, 2025

Morning Ma'am! And isn't it a Loooovely Day?!

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Richard Maurer · May 7, 2025

Up yours,…………………… :-)

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Katie Sivak · May 7, 2025

Have a great trip Cassie. You should watch kiss the girls with Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman such a good thriller.

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Bill W · May 8, 2025

.... and Along Came a Spider (Morgan Freeman, Monica Potter, Michael Wincott)

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Chris Thom · May 7, 2025

Love me some Trader Joes. Great snacks. Many a video of yours has been enjoyed with a mochi.

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My_Cousin_Mose · May 7, 2025

Mochi look so tasty but every time I eat one I am very disappointed.

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My_Cousin_Mose · May 7, 2025

I've officially decided Fury Road is my favorite Mad Max film but I'm still very happy to see you finally are going to react to the original. Hopefully eventually followed by The Road Warrior which was a close runner up to Fury Road.

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Chris Thom · May 7, 2025

Fury Road is just on another level entirely. It's hard to even compare.

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Clarence Newman · May 7, 2025

And why has that Mad Max poster got a picture of the guy from the Village People on it??

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Rick Rodriguez · May 7, 2025

Lol. I think that's actually the original artwork. Used to be on my vhs copy as a kid.

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Clarence Newman · May 7, 2025

And why is Leon getting to YT before Blazing Saddles? My feng shui is being well harshed.

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Clarence Newman · May 7, 2025

Look at the "This week on YT" lineup, Flag. Leon's there but Saddles isn't. Does Cassie realise how much queue-jumping grates on an Englishman?

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Clarence Newman · May 7, 2025

I'm bumping Larry's query about the Matter of Life and Death YT edit. Cassie, if you're going to leave it Patreon only, can you please tell us? We've received no official word and feel deeply neglected.

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Popcorn In Bed · May 7, 2025

yes! it will be patreon only!! ❤️❤️

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Above Average Dave · May 7, 2025

Yay! Enjoy the getaway! Deserves x 3,000!

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K, Zachary · May 7, 2025

So I am a huge Ashley Judd fan, your more likely to see her at a Kentucky men's basketball game than a movie these days. Which I loved her She Said. A couple of weeks ago on your Instagram I alluded to the writer of Blazing Saddles co-wrote an episode of Family Ties which aired way back in the 80's. The episode ran in was a two-parter the second episode ran commercial free because NBC was making a point rather than dance around the subject the took it head on the episode was entirely Michael J Fox talking to a therapist. Relieving memories then it came to this: https://youtu.be/1wgRa50gFIQ?si=voS7mmE1VX1d5VDD

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Clay F · May 8, 2025

+1 for She Said

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Carol Rocha · May 7, 2025

Hot dog!!!! Double Jeopardy!!! Can’t wait!!

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Rick Rodriguez · May 7, 2025

I truly cant believe Mad Max is happening

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Chris Thom · May 8, 2025

Quintessential Cassie Film. She will...might...tolerate it.

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TheSingulatarian · May 7, 2025

If I remember correctly, she said she was going to Rhode Island for her girls trip? She would never get her money's worth, but this place is a one-of-a-kind experience. Only open on weekends. https://thenordic.com/blank

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Chris Thom · May 7, 2025

Newport, California. They may be going to Catalina Island too.

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Mark White · May 7, 2025

How do there Cassie, another great line up. It will be interesting to see what you think of Mad Max! A Getaway for Mother’s Day?! I always thought the idea of Mother’s Day was you stay at home, get treated by yours kids to burnt toast and a cold coffee in the morning in bed. Then spend the rest of the day being treated to things you never asked for or wanted and you inevitably have to clean up the mess! Is this the new Mother’s Day? Escape the carnage! 😆 Well I don’t blame you, have a rest, put your feet up and enjoy. Most importantly, relax. 😎 If there is a beach day involved, I think it is time you embraced your fear and have a dip in the water, come on Cassie, there is nothing to worry about. duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn 🏊🏻‍♀️🌊🦈😆😆

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bgb1975 (Brian) · May 7, 2025

Those double-knifey things are dangerous! I missed the pick-a-flick too! :( I respectfully request at least twelve hours written notice!

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Richard Maurer · May 7, 2025

Cassie - you somehow turned A Monster Calls into Love in a Monster. That sounds like a VERY different movie to me, one that you really shouldn’t watch.

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Just Plain Bob · May 7, 2025

Way to go. Now she’ll NEVER watch “The Shape of Water.”

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Richard Maurer · May 7, 2025

Yes, Mad Max, finally a movie I can get behind.

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Tim Weaver · May 7, 2025

I can't see Cassie liking mad Max which is a Shame coz madmax 2 : the Road Warrior has the balance she loves.

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Cory H · May 7, 2025

Very excited to see the reaction to Leon. I only recently watched this movie within the last couple of years, and it's wonderful.

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clutchkman · May 7, 2025

Looking forward to your perspective on Mad Max, a "guy movie" classic. Hope you have a fun trip and all of your worries melt away. Faith, hope, and love.

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Stuart Guthrie Jr. · May 7, 2025

Hope you have a great time at the beach.

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Dan M · May 7, 2025

Hope you have a wonderful Mother’s Day with your book club, Cassie! Use the time away to relax and recharge the batteries. 💐 🍷 💕

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Joe J · May 7, 2025

Correction, Leon is not a PAF winner, it was top 4 in March Madness.

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JONATHAN REDFERN WILLIAMS · May 7, 2025

In the UK tomorrow at 12 noon, we are observing a 2 minute silence to commemorate the 80th anniversary of VE Day (Victory in England), the end of World War 2. I remember when I was a school kid, back in 1995, when we had the 50th anniversary and seeing old antique artifacts, like gas masks on display in my primary school. Never forget!

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Ted Whalen · May 7, 2025

Happy VE Day!

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JONATHAN REDFERN WILLIAMS · May 7, 2025

I hope everybody has a great Mother's Day! In the UK, we celebrate Mother's Day early in March instead of May, This was what I bought my Mum for a Mother's day gift... https://www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/ostrich-egg-dark.html

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Ted Whalen · May 7, 2025

I hope you have a great Mothers Day! You can never go wrong with a beach vacation. Please don’t be afraid to go into the water past your knees.

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JONATHAN REDFERN WILLIAMS · May 7, 2025

I sincerely hope both you and your kid are feeling better, Cassie. I really enjoyed the package opening two weeks ago. i was so thrilled that the Cadbury's Orange Mini Eggs reached you in time! I had only sent them off 10 days prior from my home town of Wrexham, UK! It was so nice that you kept a bag of them open by your laptop for the rest of the package opening! I will definitely send you more in the future!

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Mark White · May 7, 2025

Nice one Johnathan, I’m a massive chocoholic! Being in the UK as well, Cadburys of any kind is my go to chocolate. But, you have given Cassie a real treat with those orange mini eggs, they are awesome! 😋

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The Neo/Fate show · May 7, 2025

Have a great mother day Cassie

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Larry Darrell · May 7, 2025

“Love in a Monster” 🤷‍♂️ Let’s pull out the Mom Translator. https://youtu.be/JcviVDizlJ0?si=7X4aDQ5q9Zn2SGgM Happy Mother’s Day :-)

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Michael G · May 7, 2025

Congrats on the Mammoth!!! looks like it is time for a whole new set of jerseys and paraphernalia...shopping trip!!!!

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Sam Fuller · May 7, 2025

After Mad Max, you'll definitely have to watch Road Warrior.

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Clay F · May 8, 2025

Maybe Road Warrior will win a poll.

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Joshua Campbell · May 7, 2025

I recommend Tommy Lee Jones again in U.S Marshalls. Wesley Snipes (Blade) & Robert Downey Jr (Iron Man). It's a sequel to The Fugitive.

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Zane From Canada · May 7, 2025

Yes, indeed. Agreed!

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Rosario Cicero · May 7, 2025

Speaking of which it amazes me that so few people react to The Road Warrior. To me that’s the finest entry in the series (with all due respect to Fury Road)

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Rosario Cicero · May 7, 2025

Well the action, direction, sound, acting (I disagree with you about Tom Hardy) and cinematography are all top notch. I will agree with you however that they fell into the politically correct “boss babe” trap and that detracts from the film a little bit but not enough to drag the film down

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Antmovies · May 7, 2025

Love in a Monster? 🤔 If that's LOVE & MONSTERS it's surprisingly good and completely different. 😊

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Ib-René Jørgensen · May 7, 2025

I think you are going to love Double Jeopardy.

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Anthony Carlson · May 7, 2025

Sounds like a plan! Also, your hockey team is now the Utah Mammoth! Happy Mother’s Day to you and everybody here!

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Mark Vaderr · May 7, 2025

I was hoping for the Yeti, but the logo is pretty good.

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Brian Smith · May 7, 2025

typo the bottom picture for the last of us says season 3 episode 4

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ElmSt Reactions · May 7, 2025

God forbid, people make a mistake 🤣