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April 1, 2024

Upcoma chama chama chameleon

Ok here is the REAL update. Sorry if I got anyone hopes up about the little April Fools Update Post but those are all on my NADA list haha.

I really do hope you had a good Easter though, we hosted a neighborhood get together when the weather turned bad and then family for dinner after. I don't think I left the kitchen all day but I made some of my favorite desserts and they were delicious. I was a little homesick so my Aunt Bonnie's carrot cake helped! To have April Fools Day the day after Easter is just cruel to moms, I only have so much "magic" in me to give!

My cousin texted me "ummm.....did you mean to post that on instagram" and I went into pure PANIC for 2 minutes until I realized April fools, so feel free to pass that along today ;) I put some googly eyes on our family pictures hanging up, some melted chocolate on the toilet seat and some tape on our faucet and that's about all I had in me. ps-forgot about the taped faucet and soaked myself, cool cool cool.

I am playing catch up this week! Sorry again about the lighter uploads last week, that neck thing really KINKED my plans! Good thing we are still having fun with the MOVIE MADNESS so White Men can't Jump still feels very appropro. Carly and I are also going to watch Steel Magnolias and even seeing the cover image here makes me so excited. Also Young Guns won a poll on a LIVE in December and totally forgot. So before I watch Stargate, our most recent LIVE POLL winner, I need to catch up! Don't forget to go vote in the two Star Trek TNG season 3 polls too, the final one will be Wednesday.

Also coming in April-Tin Cup, starting X-Men, Movie Madness winner(s) and more!! Speaking of Movie Madness, we have our FINAL FOUR. You can see the whole bracket on the pinned post on the home page here on Patreon. We have Uconn/Mr. Holland's Opus vs Alabama/Smokey and the Bandit AND North Carolina State/War of the Worlds vs Purdue Apocalypse Now. How can you not root for NCS (they are an 11 seed)!!!

Thank you all for just being the best there is <3

Cassie

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Jed Logan · April 5, 2024

Cassie please take care of yourself first, although I enjoy your channel and content, I wouldn’t want it to come at the cost of your health. I want to ask, which War of the Worlds are you considering watching? The 1950s version or the one with your buddy Tom Cruise.

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D. T. Nelson · April 3, 2024

Difficult week. White Men Can't Jump is streaming on HBO (Max), but the other two aren't streaming on any of the places I subscribe. Young guns is on Amazon Prime but only with ads which makes syncing a nightmare. And of the nearly 1000 movies I own, neither Steel Magnolias nor Young Guns is among them. Upcoming movies won't be a problem though. Tin Cup, X-Men, and (hopefully) Mr. Holland's Opus are all in my collection.

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Nathan Jasper · April 3, 2024

vudu/fandango at home

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Phil Emral · April 3, 2024

Really hoping Purdue win so Cassie has to watch Apocalypse Now. Would be unlike any other react video I think.

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ArsTropica · April 3, 2024

The Exorcist wudda helped you cope with the neck problem.

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MaggiLou152 · April 3, 2024

As an avid golfer and someone who worked in a golf pro shop for 10 years, I can’t stand the movie tin cup. Was on Non-stop on the golf channel any time there wasn’t a tournament. Can’t stand that movie to this day. Know you’ll love it though. Not a bad movie. Just over exposed to it. Haha.

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Archronos · April 3, 2024

I'm overjoyed Tin Cup's coming, it's one of Costner's top 5 for me and I live for the ending. Seeing it every day in work does sound like hell though haha

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Pat Murray · April 3, 2024

Does anyone watch the non extended versions of LOTRs? I don't think I ever watched that version since the extended ones came out.

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Michael Gilbrook · April 3, 2024

Yes. Some of us don't need 47 hours of LOTR, the theatrical cuts were sufficient. 😉

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Macabre Movie Maniac · April 2, 2024

So is NC State out after the results of the Duke game are overturned?

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K, Zachary · April 2, 2024

Thanks Cole for the heads up. This is a list of culturally or historical significant films. Films that have more mass appeal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Film_Registry?wprov=sfla1

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Octavia · April 2, 2024

Mass appeal? Stargate was the 15th highest grossing domestic movie of 1994. And made just under 200 million overall. For 1994... that's quite appealing. Nothing wrong with Sci-Fi. Just different tastes. It gets a 7/10 overall... and I think that's fair... and decent. Many good, enjoyable movies are 7s. Whether Cassie likes it or not is for her to decide.

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Kelly Oehlschlager · April 2, 2024

I am so relieved that your post yesterday was an April Fools joke. I think the Human Centipede would have caused you permanent harm.

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Richard Maurer · April 2, 2024

Really? more like a temporary upset stomach. Serious question: have you actually watched Human Centipede? While not very good, it's also not nearly as gross as it's reputation would have you believe. Once you get past the disgusting central premise it doesn't really go anywhere. Trust me there are MUCH worse films out there, films that make HC look like a kid's cartoon.

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Jackson Harper · April 2, 2024

Also rooting against Alabama. Because I don’t like the team.

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Jackson Harper · April 2, 2024

I’m rooting for UConn. Just for the movie.

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Zane From Canada · April 2, 2024

Looking forward to this lineup. 😁 Haven't seen White Men Can't Jump so this will be a first for both of us. Young Guns is a great western. Lots of fun. And, fyi, there is a Young Guns II. I liked that one, too. Steel Magnolias I watched with my mom. She loves that one. Mainly because the women, (M'Lynn, Claree, Ouiser, Trudy) remind her of her stepsisters. 😂 I enjoyed it myself. I loved all the women. Tom Skerritt's character made me laugh so much. He's basically a child trapped in a man's body. 😁

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ShazD · April 2, 2024

It's Karma not Chama 😂

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Matthew Folz · April 2, 2024

You HAVE to watch Tin Cup with Carly. Knowing how much you loved For Love of the Game, I guarantee you two will both enjoy this one as well.

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Jacob Colson · April 2, 2024

Dude, I love Tin Cup! I love the soundtrack, too! Chris Isaak - I Wonder, The Texas Tornados - A Little Bit Is Better than Nada, Mickey Jones - Double Bogey Blues, etc. He also played Peter Bilker on Home Improvement, and crazier than that, Drake Bell made his TV debut on one episode of Home Improvement as Little Pete on the "Swing Time" episode.)

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Annie519 · April 2, 2024

I'm ready for Steel Magnolias!! I'm surprised it's taken this long for you to watch, it's a classic!

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K, Zachary · April 2, 2024

Caitlin Clark 41 points Iowa to Womens Final Four! https://youtu.be/ckpu15d7P5M?si=JnuZOtLP5_cd6O21

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Richard Maurer · April 2, 2024

Your dedication to women's basketball is admirable, and possibly a little obsessive.

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Mannygogou · April 2, 2024

😄 hahaha heh he

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Justtired · April 2, 2024

Steel Magnolias and Tin Cup are good Cassie/Carly movies

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Jason Plunkett · April 2, 2024

I was so , excited for Exorcist, nice best April fools joke in years for me.

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Rick Moreno · April 2, 2024

Glad your neck is healing up! I just watched the Exorcist for the first time myself this past weekend, and I liked it, though I thought it wasn't as scary as some have made it sound. I am just bummed because my bracket got totally busted over the weekend, and I had some good choices for you if i had won! oh well!

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Happy Hanukkah · April 2, 2024

You've just led me to realize that The Exorcist contains useful neck exercises.

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Steve Miller · April 1, 2024

You got me. I was going to post: DON'T DO THAT! (except for The Exorcist) and then came back and found this one. All good with these.

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MikeLL · April 1, 2024

Pretty great line up if movies this week, I think Cassie will enjoy each one. I'm still sad that X-Men has delayed the watch of some Planet of the Apes movies, but they will still be OK reactions. Very, very, very excited about the Final Four this weekend. Like I've said, I'm a lifelong NC State fan, for 50 years if you can believe it, and being back in the Final Four after so long is unreal. I'm so proud of the Wolfpack team!

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Adam Doyle · April 1, 2024

You Will love Steel Magnolias... another great Cassie + Carly watch would be Fried Green Tomatoes.

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Nicole · April 1, 2024

Fried green tomatoes is one of my favorites and I’m certain they would love it

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Doc Larry/old geezer · April 1, 2024

You are the best and you got me. Great April fools, joke especially, knowing how you feel about horror movies.

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Michael Labs · April 1, 2024

Already checked the date before this post... I just had an idea though. Maybe next April 1st could feature the movie "April Fool's Day". Just a thought.

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Adam Doyle · April 1, 2024

Ashleigh Burton is doing that movie!

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Javier Hernandez · April 1, 2024

Rooting for UConn because of all the movies left, Mr Holland's Opus will stay with you longest. Get your tissues ready. How on earth have you NOT seen Steel Magnolias? So good. Next you'll say you haven't seen Mystic Pizza.

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Katie Jackson · April 1, 2024

I had a poll idea you could use if you like it. Top grossing movies of . . .(pick a year)you could do a poll with the top 5 or 10 movies and just exclude the ones you've seen until you get enough for a poll. For Example the top grossing movies of 1988 are: 1)Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2)Coming To America 3)Good Morning, Vietnam 4)Big 5)Crocodile Dundee 2 6)Three Men And A Baby 7)Die Hard 8)Moonstruck 9)Cocktail 10)Beetlejuice 11)A Fish Called Wanda 12)Willow 13)Rambo 3 14)Scrooged 15)Bull Durham 16)Twins 17)A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 18)Colors 19)Young Guns 20)Biloxi Blues Then just use the first 10 movies you haven't seen for a poll to be voted on by Patreon.

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Matthew Folz · April 2, 2024

I like this idea. The paricular year you picked she's done alot of these on the channel already, but I like the idea in general.

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Nathan Benefield · April 1, 2024

I totally didn’t get the April Fools, (the Exorcist is actually really good, and you’ve seen movies that are scarier/gorier; but the others I’d skip). I’m glad Tin Cup is on the list; pretty confident you’ll like that

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Larry Darrell · April 1, 2024

Wow!! Steel Magnolias. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You… and Thank You. My Mammaw had Steel Magnolias on a VHS tape when I was just a baby and every time I went to her house, I had to watch it. I called it Nik Nak Nolias. Steel Magnolias has been my Favorite Film for the Longest Time… literally my entire life. It’s a Piece of Home for me. Thank You. Mammaw was also the only one in my family who really got into April Fool’s Day. She would call my brother and I, every April 1st, early in the morning, waking us up before school, to tell us a story or lie to us about there being Snow or No School. We always believed her because A) We never remembered April Fool’s, which I still don’t, and B) Lying was not something I knew Mammaw to do. She was the best of us. Steel Magnolias being announced today, is something very special. I’m starting to tear up now, so I’ll end it. Thank You again, Cassie… for the millionth time. ❤️

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Cole Jennett · April 1, 2024

This week is an excellent genre mix!

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BibbitduBois · April 1, 2024

I'm excited for everything in this update!

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YodatheHobbit · April 1, 2024

Looking forward to TMCJ, been YEARS since I've seen it, and also Steel Magnolias was better than I expected after finally seeing it a couple years ago. I gotta remember to dress as Woody in WMCJ for cosplay/Halloween someday. Definitely a look I could pull off.

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Mina Friberg · April 1, 2024

I’m so excited for steel magnolias, I think you’re gonna love it!

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Happy Hanukkah · April 1, 2024

Steel Magnolias? Sure. After the neck situation and these hectic holidays, nothing like a light-hearted feel-good comedy to unwind. As to Young Guns, it'll provide you with an opportunity to watch those young'uns when they were young. (I wonder what became of Casey Siemaszko.)

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Augustine Lee · April 1, 2024

Oh hell to the no. Cassie that ain’t right

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Nathan Jasper · April 1, 2024

I'm not just saying this to get you to watch it, The exorcist really is not that bad. It's 90% dialogue and only like one or two actual scares. But hey if it makes you uncomfortable, I completely get it :) that was a great April fool's joke though!

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Dan M · April 2, 2024

I think its the idea of what’s happening in the movie that really bothers her. She has an aversion to satanic references and images, and demonic possession.

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Nathan Jasper · April 1, 2024

I'll vote for War of the Worlds but as far as North Carolina goes, they can kiss my keister. I live here, they don't deserve my vote.

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MikeLL · April 1, 2024

Well thank goodness it isn't North Carolina then, it is NC State!! 😂

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Happy Hanukkah · April 1, 2024

"To have April Fools Day the day after Easter"... ... Seems quite fitting: He is dead! No, jk. :-) [Absolutely no offense meant.]

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Popcorn In Bed · April 1, 2024

hahahaha

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Tim C · April 1, 2024

One of Emilio Iconic roles another favorite was Stake Out.

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YodatheHobbit · April 1, 2024

My new favorite Emilio movie is Loaded Weapon 1 because it's genuinely SO legitimately underrated. Rewatching it as an adult, I had forgotten how much I loved it as a kid. I really think Cassie and Carly would get a kick out of it for obvious reasons with their watch history.

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sparrowNshy · April 1, 2024

Hilarious!! You definitely got my spouse and me! We were both like "Oh no, Popcorn isn't ready for these!!!!! This is a mistake!!" COMPLETELY forgot about April Fools Day 🤣🤣👍

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Randolph Tirazona · April 1, 2024

Steel Magnolias!!!

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Brian McGovern · April 1, 2024

I have to be honest. I am so over these April Fools jokes. Never been one for participating in April fools pranks. To each their own.

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Jeffrey Schmidbauer · April 1, 2024

The "for real" update? I could take or leave these movies. They're average.

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Mike Lemon · April 1, 2024

Not everything can be a great like Indictment: The McMartin Trial (1995).

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2-Can · April 1, 2024

Nicely done. Have you seen on YouTube the fake movie trailers, eg, The Shining trailer re-cut to be a romcom?

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Carol Rocha · April 1, 2024

With regards to the April Fools joke genre (and I’m not sure it really fits) Certainly not violent like those. I don’t see “SIGNS” listed anywhere as you having watched it. That’s a great movie.🍿

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Collar City Guy · April 1, 2024

In the intro of "The Sixth Sense" Cassie states that Signs and I am Legend are the scariest movies she has ever seen (up to that point!!)

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Joe J · April 1, 2024

Hi Cassie, what's on YT this week? I assume ST TNG S2 episodes, but what else?

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Popcorn In Bed · April 1, 2024

yes, i didn't post it here, its a little up in the air this week because I was out of commission last week-It will most likely be ST season 2 episodes, masters of the air 7-9 and Spiderman spiderverse

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Mike Lemon · April 1, 2024

Have the tissues ready for you and Carly.

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Frank Edwards · April 1, 2024

Will the YouTube updates be listed in the YouTube community section this week?

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Popcorn In Bed · April 1, 2024

yes, i didn't post it here, its a little up in the air this week because I was out of comission last week-It will most likely be ST season 2 epsiodes, masters of the air7-9 and Spiderman spiderverse

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Dan M · April 1, 2024

Nice mix of movies for this update! A little bit of something for everyone. Looking forward to Young Guns…haven’t seen that movie in awhile. I noticed you wrote for April the Movie Madness Winner(s). Does that mean there’s a possibility you’ll be watching more than one of the movies from the bracket? That would be fantastic! As hectic as you’re Easter sounded like it was, I’m glad your neck issue has been resolved and you were able to enjoy the holiday. It won’t be long before we’re all celebrating Mother’s Day!

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Cole Jennett · April 1, 2024

The possibility was probably always there that she may watch more then one of the final four, but I expect that had a lot to do with the movies, and how eager she is to see them. Still sending good vibes for you to win the March Madness bracket movie picks. It’s looking more and more likely, imo.😊

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Katie Jackson · April 1, 2024

Looks good! Make sure you have Walle ready for Steel Magnolias. Definitely looking forward to Tin Cup and Stargate! Also rooting for UCONN. I love Mr. Holland's Opus. War Of The Worlds is good to. Already voted on the Star Trek Polls. WOW, that second poll was like Sophie's Choice. The first poll I didn't really care if any of those make it. That second poll was tough. I voted for 6 on that poll. Glad you're feeling better. I was exhausted yesterday. I had to work Sunday morning at 4am then I had to come home and make Easter Dinner on 2 hours of sleep. I slept good last night though. It's gonna be a great week!

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Dan M · April 1, 2024

Wow Katie…you’re like the Enegizer Bunny. That sounded like a tough schedule for Easter. But I’m sure the meal was amazing, and getting a good night’s sleep is always worth the price of getting there. GO HUSKIES!!

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Choof · April 1, 2024

Steel Magnolias was my late mother's favorite movie. I'm sure watching it again will get me incredibly emotional but I'll be able to get through it with you two.

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Carol Rocha · April 1, 2024

This is great!!! Great movies!🍿 I hadn’t even looked. I just assumed you had seen Steel Magnolias. Wow, you’ll love it.

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Omar · April 1, 2024

Steel Mags - Ive been advocating for that one for who knows how long. Finally 👍🏽👍🏽

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Jason Jardine · April 1, 2024

Okay, you got me. I feel so foolish 😂

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Jon Johns · April 1, 2024

Omg, bring your crying towel for steel magnolias!

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Dan M · April 1, 2024

I think a beach towel will suffice…maybe 😭

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Mark Vaderr · April 1, 2024

Steel Magnolias is the only movie I can take where Julia Roberts acting is tolerable, and it's an overall good movie as well. The other two movies, meh, nothing special. Loved the April Fool's joke, Cassie. You're a sneaky one aren't you?

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JONATHAN REDFERN WILLIAMS · April 1, 2024

I can tell you this much Cassie; If you ever do watch The Exorcist (1973), (obviously not on April Fool's Day!) you will probably have to pause the film SEVERAL times (compared to pausing only once with The Shining (1980))! The Exorcist (1973) is THAT intense!!!

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David Lengyel · April 1, 2024

I'm still hoping that one day we will be blessed with your reactions to that lineup, minus the Human Centipede.

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Julie · April 1, 2024

Now this looks more like a Cassie approved “Upcoming list” 😁

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Walter Crockett · April 1, 2024

This list I believe…lol. Also Young Guns!!! Yes 👍

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Pat Cecil · April 1, 2024

nice work Cassie :)

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Richard Maurer · April 1, 2024

Since we missed out on those (mostly) great horror films, how about a Classic Horror poll to make up for it? - yes, I'll try almost anything to get a classic horror poll. Glad you're feeling better.

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Happy Hanukkah · April 1, 2024

A Classic Horror poll, featuring Show Me Love and The McMartin Trial. 😆

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dennis · April 1, 2024

You did fool me. I was genuinely concerned about you watching human centipede. There was no way you would get even the smallest amount of enjoyment from that one

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N M · April 1, 2024

Since I don’t have an Aunt Bonnie, Magnolia Bakery is my go to carrot cake -- best ever. 🥕

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Raj K. Dixit · April 1, 2024

NGL Cassie, you had me going with that Exorcist & Hereditary post 🤣

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Macabre Movie Maniac · April 1, 2024

Did you use duct tape on the faucet?

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Henry Arndt · April 1, 2024

Can’t wait for steel magnolias

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Elias Shaikh · April 1, 2024

Just curious, any idea when you’re uploading the Star Trek Season 2 reactions?

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Jon Johns · April 1, 2024

I think they are all on Patreon now, edits take a few days, then a day or two to get passed YouTube copyright, then they are 'on deck'

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Farbod · April 1, 2024

Young Guns was my favorite film when I was a kid. Watched both 1 and 2 dozens of times.

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Billy Dancel · April 1, 2024

I cannot wait for Young Guns!!

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Happy Hanukkah · April 1, 2024

Me too!!! I'm going for gingival grafting tomorrow morning!

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dmh killah · April 1, 2024

pumped for white men can't jump!!!!