Catsplanation - Ask Wise Cat vol. 1
Hi. My name is Norman. I take over the channel when the Normies are in dire need of good PR. Just kidding. I am a cat, obviously I don't know what PR is. I don't know why they selected me for the job, tbh, I could be asleep right now for all I care. Why am I awake right now when God gave me eyelids?
... Anyways. I see there is some confusion about the new Early Access ($5+) and Premium Early Access ($10+). See the reason why them humans went ahead and changed tiers is because they genuinely care about you and wanted to provide $5+ patrons with a taste of early access. They also made the change because they listen to you guys and know that this has been suggested several times.
They smell like delicious caring souls to me. I shall have them for dinner tonight. But before I do, I will feed on your confusion and anticipation over this change. I guess I will answer your questions here too, since it's in my contract... that I chewed.
*cat sigh*
Comments (11)
Can Norman be part of the reactions from now on? (^3^)
Yo Norman, glad to have you on the team. We Hoomans appreciate it.
Norman told me he does not care. He says he clocked out.
Nahid has been indulging in non-reciprocated cuddles with his cat Amira. Expanse is going to be filmed tonight and released Friday.
Norman looks depressed. He should try some catnip to feel better.
Hey Norman, please tell Nahid to edit the next Expanse episode as fast as possible because it is dope as hell. The Agatha King!
The was a great episode!
Yeah Norman looks miserable.
Looks like grumpy cat
Thanks for the explanation Norman
Thanks Norman, this sounds purfect