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February 3, 2026

Side Stories Poll -- February 2026!

Welcome to the poll. It's been a while, hasn't it? But I'm here and even if the first chapter isn't out yet, I've begun to stream and scheme and plan. And one of things I've observed is...

I have a lot to write! I still want to complete the Oelnnox segment of Baleros, the New Lands are always new landing, and the Fetohep chapters cannot wait. I am reluctant to commit to another arc, so I offer you this accord:

A one-chapter wonder poll. Highly concentrated doses of certain characters or POV's. Some may have that plot, others are just about them and certain things you'd never expect. Putting in weird and normal things here and I'm not telling you which is which. Enjoy and I'll be back on Saturday with a chapter!

--pirateaba

PS. This poll will run 4 days so short window to vote. But needed especially if a second poll is triggered by the mini-chapter option winning.

Comments (77)

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Charles Morris · February 16, 2026

Is there somewhere to find all of the passwords for the webcomic or chapters?

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Ann Supreme · February 8, 2026

I just have a question about “Selys” Where is she? Is she okay?

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nathan · February 8, 2026

Wasn’t there supposed to be a new chapter today?

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D3moneater · February 8, 2026

Any clue when the next chap will release? this duck is starting to starve

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ProSailor22 · February 5, 2026

Honestly between the Goblin poll chapter and the Lyonette poll chapter and the Halfseekers poll chapter too much of this volume has been dedicated to poll chapters. I kind of want to see the main story advance and feels almost like the author is dumping the responsibility of the story's progression onto the patrons at this point.

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Giuseppe Celico · February 6, 2026

I am new, but wasnt the last poll in October?

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Cros -z · February 5, 2026

A vote for Lism is a vote for amer- i mean for Liscor.

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Gman2200 · February 5, 2026

I sometimes forget the main character of this story is meant to be Erin

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Stuart Matthews · February 4, 2026

Where do you go to see pirateaba writing stream?

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jaganismet · February 5, 2026

I believe it’s on YouTube

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Jade · February 4, 2026

I'd love to read Tolveilouka reconciling himself becoming the Reluctant and Unwilling shadow assistant to the Inn, hehe. He's so dramatic about everything that I don't feel bad when he gets the 'stubborn mule' treatment, and it's all the more satisfying when he's sortof/kindof led to water and made to drink.

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Frostlion · February 4, 2026

Glad to see that the cringy romance chapters are getting the least votes. I love so much of the wandering inn, but if there is one thing I don't come to this story for, it's the awkward relationships between people who can't communicate well.

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Matthew Lee Decker · February 4, 2026

I'm voting Tessa for the chance at as close to a Lyonette chapter as we can get. Though I would vote for Erin before that. Ultimately I'd like the insanity of a bunch of Friarlings (Can't spell) at the inn.

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theWorst · February 4, 2026

cheesus, all these options are desirable.

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crimsonSpider · February 4, 2026

Dearest Paba, I want to express our concern for a lack of a character in the wandering inn. Belsc the dragon of the east gate of liscor. The second drake Erin ever met has been missing for quite some time. We have felt the story has had a hole inside it ever since his last appearance. We even signed a petition to get him into the story. We must have him. If you do not heed our woes WE SHALL SEND THE CHICKEN APPON THE!!!!!!

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Giuseppe Celico · February 6, 2026

I forget this character

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Inky · February 4, 2026

Also, is there anyway we can get a very mini- chapter for Belsc!!

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Valmorian · February 4, 2026

i think it's clear witch the favorite is. but the answer should clearly just be khelt, i'm pretending it's on there. I want more khelt chapters or actually the emperor of sands would be neat. maybe those profit guys, as they appear to be attempting to create a new god, witch i'm surprised none of the dead gods noticed

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RedGoblin · February 4, 2026

I pretty sure they know, but cannot affect the said God in any meaningful way. It took around 10 years for Erin to develop Divinity. (Could have even been a sooner development, but everything was born 10 years later) The difference here is that Erin was/is a tangible physical/spiritual being vs an immaterial concept. I still think Erin should have had a nascent divinity aspect healing her soul. It should have been all of Pawn’s [Faith] being used from/to Erin, (over the few Years of built up) heck she even has a literal based “Book” dedicated to her now. So far Erin has not gained anything from said [Faith] which is fine, but after the Palace Arc her open soul should had been a wonderful pocket for all that extra [Faith] to fill up, store and grow into a nascent divinity. Meanwhile their God should have a spark of intent. (Not sapience or conscience. Here I would further import the fact GDI would truly birth a God a second time from collective belief)(The first being Palace Goddess Erin by accident.) I could even see it in the future, where Erin vs said God to be fighting for the right to claim the divinity of DEATH. Though for a fact Erin has had a major boost after the Palace Arc. Both through the Arc and the Antiniuam building a Haven where they may even forevermore worship Goddess Erin. (This was exactly how Kasigna had steady supply of [Faith] juice.)(And to some degree Pawn as a suto-divine angel) Considering the whole hate on Necromancers throughout the whole story. I can even see it being a high level staple dedicated resurrection class, or even more so for high level [Priests]+ to have the ability to revive individuals. Though this all hinges on GDI allowing said classes to pivot that way.

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Emilio · February 4, 2026

Knowing this community I knew Lism would win, ugh.

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Quinn · February 3, 2026

ANGST ANGST ANGST!!!!!

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jaganismet · February 3, 2026

Gonna vote Tessa just to keep her ahead of tolveilouka, can’t have him win. I really don’t like him. I’d probably end up being invested in a tolveilouka chapter if it’s written, but there are soooo many better (to me) options

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Ram nevet · February 3, 2026

spoilers on reddit from acid spoilers tell us that tessa chapter focuses on her time in tenbult before the rescue, on her spiral down with drugs and misery. Personally i'm not interested in a suffering chapter like pisces so i rather not have that chapter and skip to her recovery

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Tomas Guebara · February 3, 2026

It was really funny watching it happen in the background but we NEED to know what's going on with Tessa

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Leona R Wisoker · February 3, 2026

Tessa Tessa Tessa!!!

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WyrdWizard · February 3, 2026

Lism and Tessa are best, but all of them would be good.

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Malak Shah · February 3, 2026

Confused between Tessa, Rickle, Serafierre and Lism, not in that order Someone convince me which one to vote for

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Malak Shah · February 3, 2026

Voted Lism

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Oliver Carohan · February 3, 2026

Totally justified that everyone felt cucked on the Tessa storyline but not me, I was just happy to see another box being checked on the way to the main plot

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Eric Foley · February 3, 2026

If you had told me I was going to be voting for a Lism Chapter back at the beginning I would never have believed you .

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Tessa King · February 3, 2026

I too voted for Lism and also found myself surprised. While I want to see Tessa's situation resolved (especially because we share our name) but I didn't want sad yet.

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Tartlet · February 3, 2026

I REEEEEEALLY want more of the lord of love and wine counter leveling against Tyrion, but I need to know that Tessa starts to get better. She deserves it.

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Avid_Appletree · February 3, 2026

It seems like it will be a flashback to her time in Tenbault though.

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Matt · February 3, 2026

I need more back-story on Lism. Especially if he ends up in opposition to the opinions of those he loves. That's fascinating to me especially in our own political climate.

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Kage · February 3, 2026

Didn’t think Tessa was so popular =/

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Jason Newborn · February 3, 2026

Damnit Paba, they all sound interesting and necessary. No all of the above offer?

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Avid_Appletree · February 3, 2026

Oh right, Rickel is still here. *sigh*

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Greg · February 3, 2026

Tessa needs to happen, if only because that's Lyonette's big plan she is working on. What I really need is to get Numbtongue back on his feet because it's a really bummer seeing him get red classes over several years!

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Erika Peluso · February 4, 2026

Maybe we'll get some with Serafierre...? That was my vote. I really like her character and want to know how she's dealing with her new gifts.

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Trent Baker · February 3, 2026

looks like everyone wants to know what went down at the Healer's place.

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Alexander Fish · February 3, 2026

Pirate, I say this with all the love and respect in the world but... you haven't "committed to an arc" since the palace of fates. If we must do a random side thing, what about Vally and Grimalkin and their school? The upper floors of wistram? Or wtf is going on with Numbtounge? Or the chick who go the sword from the cheese guy??

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Avid_Appletree · February 3, 2026

I am not all that interested in any of that to be honest. Wistram upper floors feels like it is way too big for a side story.

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Herb Powell · February 3, 2026

I was all set to endorse Tolvielouka (I would love to hear what an AI thinks of him, for example) but cannot resist Lism. He is simply too adorable when still striving SO hard to be an utterly mercenary SOB but just not quite being able to manage it anymore. Yes, yes, you are a vicious bigot who wants all non-Drakes out of town yesterday even if they starve in the snow. Now, stop flirt-fighting with your Gnoll girlfriend and go home with her like everyone does not know; sure, the Human is crazy, and contagious (this is turning into a Nirvana song... .)

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onionlittle · February 3, 2026

Give me the bastard!! Rickleeee

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Irideae · February 3, 2026

Lism Chapter would be peak Liscor, and it feels like we've been talking about the re-elections forever. Tricky choice

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Ground Control · February 3, 2026

2 is the next mating rituals chapter

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Nik · February 3, 2026

You can't keep doing this to us paba. This is worse than making a parent choose a favorite kid. I want them ALL. Rickle isn't a huge priority for me but I have been waiting forever to see wilovan and ratici. I can't wait for the fetohep chapter. I hope he gets a new power up. I know it won't happen but I want him to be able to level

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Vorkosigan5 · February 3, 2026

Voted for Tessa but also really, really wanted Ryoka and Tyrion. Pellmia and Lady Pellmia eyerolling is SO much fun...

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Francine Mills · February 3, 2026

Same. I really NEED to know about Tessa though. It’s killing me but I WANT the cringe.

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Helen of Boy · February 3, 2026

I know it's almost in last place at the time I'm posting this, but I hope we get the mini-chapter expansion. I've been thinking about the drake woman whose husband is much higher level SO MUCH since then, and really hope we get to see more of her story.

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DAK · February 3, 2026

The one going on a vacation to Liscor from Manus? Yes! I’ve wanted the followup on that as well. Maybe she’ll come with the inevitable thought healers the Inn keeps thinking about getting

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Scott Soper · February 3, 2026

Love it! Avel! Well I’m mostly interested if any ghosts from Singer survived the solstice but Itremiedes makes me laugh like a good guy version of Heath Ledgers Joker

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Giuseppe Celico · February 3, 2026

Let's get these elections over with!

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Piotr Stępniak · February 3, 2026

All, do them all!

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micchukelz · February 3, 2026

Looks guy gals ppl of the inn. Avel is about bows, Valentine’s Day is also about bows, do we really want intrigue politics plots or tripping over himself tumbling into the arms of his lovely spider princess instead. Personally I would love it if they could have an on screen time.

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Ignat Remizov · February 3, 2026

I'd wish to check in on the blind self-declared emperor

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Marcos E · February 3, 2026

Never imagined I would pick a Lism chapter but here we are.

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Herb Powell · February 3, 2026

He is more surprised than anyone.

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Alan McBrayer · February 3, 2026

I love Tessa being saved in the background. Also I feel Tessa’s recovery should be gradual over the course of a year or more. So I picked Tov because I forgot he was a disciple of god Erin and him working with the Erin worshipping antinium has so much potential to delve into the dark side of cults vs religions.

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RedMonty · February 3, 2026

Agreed. Tessa and Lyonette’s offscreen chapter during Gary’s little arc was quite fun. It reminds me of Octavia’s character growth in the early chapters. Also @Pirateaba I say this with all the love in my heart but you can’t stick to a single arc if your life depended on it. We love that about you. Don’t change.

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TWI_SGFan · February 3, 2026

Was between Tolv, Tessa & Mini chapter finish.

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Moe Gann · February 3, 2026

Other than the winner this poll was way closer than I thought it would be

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Travis Beecher · February 3, 2026

TYRION OR BUST

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Asha Davidson · February 3, 2026

Please do a Rhaldon eventually too

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Herb Powell · February 3, 2026

Going much farther without much more Rhaldon would be a travesty. Kevin has already figured it out, he just needs to convince Rhaldon of Oppenheimer's "Maybe we cannot be trusted with it but they DEFINITELY cannot, so which end of the first one would you like to be on... ?" logic. You cannot just make a scientific discovery so horrific that you simply hide it and hope no one ever finds it. If you found it, eventually someone else will too. There are ALREADY people running around with revolvers; would you like to do something about that, Rhaldon, or just hope they never shoot any of the wrong people? Because Kevin ain't buying that one... .

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Oliver93 · February 3, 2026

Tolve,rickel and fierre are my choices

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Arezoo Kashefi · February 3, 2026

Tessa pleaae

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Inky · February 3, 2026

My lovely quuueeeenn! Tessa!!!

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Adam · February 3, 2026

Oh no a hard one

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Dani · February 3, 2026

I really like Fierre but... Rickle.

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David Eiden · February 3, 2026

Mini chapter gang

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Tim Jones · February 3, 2026

"Drinking liquids" is such a suspicious way to say that. None of these options are exceptionally appealing to me, so I'd personally prefer the mulligan mini-chapter option.

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Peppy Clown · February 3, 2026

mission from god!!

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Crunchytaco · February 3, 2026

3rd is the one with the treasure chest

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Herb Powell · February 3, 2026

I have always heard that The First Third is terrible, but could not say.

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Daydreaming Biologist PH · February 3, 2026

Second

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Alexander Stein · February 3, 2026

First