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August 13, 2024

No chapter today. Chapter Tuesday.

pirateaba sat in a room typing. They typed Pt. 3. They typed Pt. 4. However, neither one is good to go. Editing must be done. Therefore...

They are going to take today off and edit and post another chapter Tuesday. No chapter today; no chapter Wednesday.

That way they will not explode.

This is a short story about the life of pirateaba. Thank you for your patience.

The end.

SLAM.

Comments (44)

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Ronin · September 17, 2024

I'm not new. I've been here for years. Pirateaba, fan base and moderators on reddit have recently given me strong justification to quit. Has anyone else experienced hate and abuse from her reddit moderators and fans?

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Ground Control · August 17, 2024

TWI ends with a happy ending... SLAM

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Dontspam Meho · August 14, 2024

Roots part 3 seems to be up, but the patreon post with the password isn't yet. T.T

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Alan McBrayer · August 14, 2024

Yeah it generally hits the website first then we get a patreon post

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Jason Newborn · August 13, 2024

While it is already great as a invocation of the closing doors of fate, as opportunities drift away on the river of time. Additionally, we have some recently referenced Trolls. And all of us who have read our Pratchett know that all Troll drugs start with "S" and connotate concussion...

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Caleb Moody · August 13, 2024

Psss hey dealer you got anymore of SLAM! FIENDING. Take your time loving this story line.

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Rimantas Podlinevas · August 13, 2024

Am I the only one who clicked on the slam just in case?

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AmmoScott · August 13, 2024

Padlov's Patrons

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DocAnthea · August 13, 2024

That was definitely one of the stories of all time. Thank you for sharing, Pirateaba :D

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David Polaski · August 13, 2024

AAAAAH, wheres the rest, there was a slam... I might be slightly traumatized now XD

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Aaron W. Smith · August 13, 2024

Take all the time you want, and do so with a clear conscience. While I am not a rabid capitalist, in this case, if you p**$ off anyone, then they can quit being a patron. I doubt you would lose many when you are posting this many words every day/week/month/year. There may be more prolific writers, but I doubt that they combine this output quantity and quality over the many years I have read your work. So, you do you, and let anyone else do them, and don't worry about it.

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Chargcake · August 13, 2024

Incidentally, I'm playing path of exile, and this update slam skills are really strong, and my character's name is FuckyeahSlam.... The universe works in mysterious ways.

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Chargcake · August 13, 2024

Noooooooo

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Beardywierdy · August 13, 2024

Damnit! I clicked on the "SLAM". I've apparently been conditioned...

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the fool · August 13, 2024

They got me 3

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Valmorian · August 13, 2024

the slamming inn, by pirateaba.

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Some Guy On The Internet · August 13, 2024

I love your humor. Makes me laugh constantly.

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Jazz · August 13, 2024

Come on and slam and welcome to the Jam!

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Alifalafel · August 13, 2024

Someone actually slammed a door in my house right as I read the word SLAM. I'm worried now.

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Peter Benzoni · August 13, 2024

The inclusion of SLAM means pirateaba, and therefore all of us are part of the innworld extended universe, and that Mrsha knows about us.

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Clarence Grant · August 13, 2024

That's fine. Sometimes the fans need time to digest the bombshells

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Allison B · August 13, 2024

All good. Take your time. No pressure. I totally love your stories and are addicted to them and am just grateful you keep writing- so I can listen enraptured on audible. Love Andrea Parsneau’s narration of your work. 👋🏻😊

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Rados · August 13, 2024

Everytime a door slams now... youll have to wonder. Will you still be there when it closes

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Shotgun_Samura13 · August 13, 2024

The SLAM kinda has the same feeling of TOC

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Asit T · August 13, 2024

Slammmm

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BeepBoop · August 13, 2024

If this has a slam does that imply that this is canonically an alternative possibility and the real reason there is no chapter today is different and we cannot definitively expect the chapters at the schedule suggested in this post?

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Mis Woodsy · August 13, 2024

Somewhat relieved since I stayed up too late reading and morning came way too quick! How can you pace yourself when Mrsha is in trouble and Rags is on the precipice???

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Miles Kidder · August 13, 2024

Ah, but when they came to two doors... Which did they SLAM?

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Captdeth · August 13, 2024

I need to re-read the start of the post 3 times before I understood it was in 3rd person. Caught be off guard.

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Red · August 13, 2024

SLAM right back at yah

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John Koor · August 13, 2024

duh duh duh, duh duh duh - Let the boys be boys

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Blaize · August 13, 2024

Poke* one salty goblin.

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Scott Soper · August 13, 2024

Not even a Rick Roll?

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Benjamin Kyle Gullick · August 13, 2024

Who else clicked on SLAM just in case?

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eppifoss · August 13, 2024

I did! 😄

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Zageron · August 13, 2024

Deep

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James Getgood · August 13, 2024

Why can't i SLAM. false advertising

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Bobito · August 13, 2024

You know I tried clicking that SLAM. Quite the merry prankster you are.

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kyle · August 13, 2024

I did too just in case:p

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Robert Mullins · August 13, 2024

We are a simulation of pirateaba's future arcs? I wonder how far back the real timeline is compared to now?

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Trausti Osvaldsson · August 13, 2024

Do they mean Thursday ? Or next Tuesday ?

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Robert Mullins · August 13, 2024

Today is monday in USA. So next chapter in 24 hours.

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JRatt · August 13, 2024

You dare!

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Beardo · August 13, 2024

I keep clicking SLAM but it doesn't take me anywhere 😂