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March 25, 2026

Prime Mates update

EDIT: thanks for all your suggestions, the poll link is in the show notes of the new episode!

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Hey mates, just noticed it's almost APE-ril, I'm gonna put out a poll to see what topics people might want to hear spoken about on Prime Mates... if you've got any ideas drop them in the comments!

PS. The latest instalment in the Ape Titty Slide saga (recorded at Cheerful Earful) is finally being released tomorrow morning

-Matt

Comments (31)

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Paul Mellor · March 26, 2026

Have you ever covered the Ricky Gervais Show’s Monkey News - the animated versions of these really make me laugh with Karl Pilkington’s crazy Mancunian views on things - here’s a taster about a monkey in space but also there’s a great one about a woman who leaves her husband for a monkey😂 https://youtu.be/tizJlqByJbY?si=fc4H6rL6T4asMoFB

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Stephen Andersen · March 26, 2026

Um… somehow I missed that the Harry Malter Family Park is 20 min from my house. I’m at your service.

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El Beatz · March 25, 2026

What about the Futurama ep when they have to make a delivery to an ape planet that has people zoos disguised as private vacations? Or the American dad episode where Jeff returns from space in like 60 years and Stan has become a Gorilla with a jet pack to prepare for the 'inevitable ape uprising'

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El Beatz · March 25, 2026

I think it's time to discuss the werewolf. Half primate, half canine 🤔

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El Beatz · March 25, 2026

Also BEGGING for 'The Concept of burying Harambe in Stephen King's Pet Sematary ft. The Plumbing the Dead Star lads' 👀🤞

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El Beatz · March 25, 2026

Idk if you remember my big list on the Facebook group but any of those dog shit films would be great but also would be cool to see abstract topics like Asian monkey gods/demons or say Ham the space chimp, stuff like that

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Sheik · March 25, 2026

Return to the Prime Mates roots of primates on screen! But to be respectful of your time...just watch the movie trailer and you and Suren can comment along and review the trailer. And you can do multiple movies in 1 episode. Reviewing Trailers for Primate (2025), The Monkey (2025), Monkey Man (2024), and Better Man (2024), would make for a great episode.

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James · March 25, 2026

Would love it if Mason came by to talk about primates in comics

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Angelo Del Giudice · March 25, 2026

ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES SUREN AND COPIOUS BEERS

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Kevin · March 25, 2026

Hi Matt! Can we practice toggling the poll to use checkboxes instead of radio buttons, allowing us to vote for more than one option? I want to vote for both the Donkey Kong animated series and Curious George!

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Orlandogloom · March 25, 2026

Better Man with Michelle Braiser? Seeing as she was in the movie 🦧

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LOL Radio · March 25, 2026

Bad Monkey Curious George Mr Smith https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Smith_(TV_series) Chimp Crazy Dr Doolittle Borat (Jonny the monkey) Maggilla Gorilla Dora the Explorer

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Matthew Whittingham · March 25, 2026

Maybe it’s finally time to do Come From Away/the real life bonobo from the show Unga

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Matthew Whittingham · March 27, 2026

Should note, Come From Away is set in Canada, could be a good topic for someone that’s promoting an upcoming tour of the country

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Jonny Hamilton · March 25, 2026

Sassy the Sasquatch! He's Australian even.

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Ashlie Hassall · March 25, 2026

Get Dave on to discuss Mr Teeny from the Simpson

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Ashlie Hassall · March 25, 2026

Is a Wendigo a primate? Maybe Jackson Baley could shed some light on this being an amateur crypto zoologist

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Harry Green · March 25, 2026

The terrible animated Donkey Kong Country TV show from the late 90s. https://youtu.be/LI3LNc3mN1M?si=CUzwNGBOcRCn0ess

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Harry Green · March 25, 2026

The film Monkey Shines, where an evil helper monkey tries to kill the person they are looking after.

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Candace Harrison · March 25, 2026

The one where a chimp learns martial arts for the CIA. Obviously, the 2004 hit Funky Monkey. Ignore the fact that a chimpanzee is, indeed, an ape not a monkey.

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Colin Campbell · March 25, 2026

Primate the new horror movie with Sanspants' Scaredy boys

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Harry Green · March 25, 2026

Digimon Adventure: Ep 15 ''The Dark Network of Etemon". The ape in question is Etemon, the second big villain of the show, an orange Ape man, who, in the in English dub, talks like Elvis. This episode is his first appearance. (I think you can watch this on the streaming service Crunchyroll).

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Colin Campbell · March 25, 2026

History of the See/Hear/Speak No evil monkeys

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Colin Campbell · March 25, 2026

Mr Go - a Korean movie "there's no rule saying a gorilla can't play major league baseball"

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Do Go On Podcast Network · March 25, 2026

Connor is keen to cover this one

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Travis Adams · March 25, 2026

How has this not been covered? I googled “James Bond Chimp” and there is Spymates? https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0367088/

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Do Go On Podcast Network · March 25, 2026

This topic was so big we did it for the special live episode 100!

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Sam Shaw · March 25, 2026

Peter Jackson’s Braindead (1992) would be a fun episode. Crazy kiwi horror comedy movie with a very central and memorable “rat-monkey creature” Can’t wait to hear more about the Ape Titty Slide. This might go all the way to the top!

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Travis Adams · March 25, 2026

Fine. I’ll drop everything else in life that maybe I should do tomorrow for Ape Titty Slide. Between this and Canada tour I mean I finally feel like someone is finally hearing all the yelling I do at my IPod! What an amazing week for happy news!

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David James Young · March 25, 2026

Perhaps a review of the new Gorillaz?

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Matthew Whittingham · March 25, 2026

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