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March 22, 2026

WE'RE COMING TO CANADA! (SERIOUSLY)

Oh. My. Goodness.

This is not a drill...

We are so excited to tell you that we are touring CANADA!

We are hitting up four cities in September, see all the details below.

Many of you know we've been trying to get to North America for years. In fact it was one of our first ever stretch goals when Patreon used to have those years ago. After trying to get to the USA a few times and being hit with expensive visa roadblocks, we looked North and found out that much like in the UK, Australian artists are able to go on short tours without a specific visa/employing an immigration lawyer/having an interview at the consulate/sending in a stack of documents that would put War and Peace to shame (finally, the Commonwealth is good for something!!)

This is our way of saying to any US listeners who are disappointed, that we are very sorry but will not be able to add an USA dates this time. We have purposefully put three out of the four shows on weekend afternoons in the hopes that some of you will be able to travel and meet us there! But are very aware that is not possible for everyone.

This is a fully independent, DIY tour where we've booked everything in ourselves and would be so stoked to meet some North American listeners!

PATREON PRE SALE

Patreon supporters on the 'Associate Producer' level, (that is $5 or more per month) will get first access to tickets via a presale this Friday March 27: 1pm PDT, 2pm MDT and 4pm EDT.

You'll also get a discount code for 10% off all tickets that we will post here on Patreon, along with all the ticket links at the times listed above. Also some require a password - that will also be part of the post, so keep an eye out for that.

SHOW DETAILS

Vancouver
The Rio Theatre
Saturday September 12
Doors 12pm, show 1-2pm

Calgary
The Laugh Shop
Monday September 14
Doors 6pm, show 7-8pm

Montreal
The Oscar Peterson Concert Hall (Concordia University)
Saturday September 19
Doors 1:30pm
Show 2-3pm

Toronto
The Royal Theatre
Sunday September 20
Doors 1pm
Show 2-3pm

Finally, a massive shout out to Murray who once again has made us an amazing tour poster. We love it so much. Cheers Muz!

If you're able to come along to any of the shows, let us know in the comments where we might be seeing you.

Oh Canada, we love you.

Love from Dave, Jess and Matt

Comments (100)

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Ben Henry · May 29, 2026

Is it September yet?

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Ryan Lippert · March 29, 2026

Where's the pre-sail info?

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Ryan Lippert · March 29, 2026

Never mind

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Jenn Meister · March 27, 2026

Tickets acquired! I’m so excited. Edit: Montreal!

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Campbell MacInnes · March 27, 2026

Not me refreshing this page like I've lost my mind or anything.

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Danielle Summers · March 27, 2026

Same!

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elske larson · March 27, 2026

Just signed up today to ensure these tickets in Van! Don’t worry I’ll forget and be subscribed for years to come (;

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Shannon & Brian Cook · March 27, 2026

Sooo excited! We are planning for Montreal tickets!

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Ben Henry · March 27, 2026

I was stressing because the sale is today and no email with links and codes....then realized it's 2 am in Melbourne 🤣

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Peter Kelly · March 27, 2026

Will there be an email to tell us the tickets are ready to purchase? Im waiting on wings here

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Ben Henry · March 27, 2026

Sit tight my friend. It's 2 am lol

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Ty Loveday · March 26, 2026

Count down is real. Can not wait to get tickets! All the times i listened to your live podcasts and wishing i could be there, now it can come true!!

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Do Go On Podcast Network · March 27, 2026

We're so excited!!!

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Ang Koller · March 26, 2026

We’re trying for Vancouver! It’s on my partner’s birthday too! 🎉❤️ SO excited to see you in person!

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Barbara Murphy · March 25, 2026

We're trying for Toronto. We're actually flying back home from a vacation on Friday. But happy to hop on another plane on Saturday for a chance to meet you guys on Sunday!

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Travis Bow · March 25, 2026

Indianapolis to Toronto is only an 8 hour drive. Could be worth it

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Annabelle Martino · March 24, 2026

ahhh!!!! I think I’m going to try and come from california!! now to decide vancouver or calgary 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Darcy · March 24, 2026

AHHH so exciting! Can't wait to see you in Vancouver!!! :)

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Diana Chomack · March 24, 2026

Can confirm what others have said, September is the best time to travel in Canada - you guys planned well! As a Canadian it is when I do all my road trips :) Will make the trip from Victoria over to Vancouver for sure!

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Matt · March 24, 2026

So glad to be an Ass Prod! See you in Toronto!

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Joey Wittenberg · March 23, 2026

Hooray!

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Kirk Reitmeier · March 23, 2026

Wow! I can’t believe that you guys are coming up here! I’ll be seeing you guys when you come to Calgary!

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Kathryn McCaskill · March 23, 2026

omg yay!!! Now I just need to decide if I'll go to Montreal or Toronto...or maybe both :D

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David Shoultz · March 23, 2026

Good news, eh? We'll come see you in Vancouver and will hang around to say hello!

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Josh · March 23, 2026

I know that it may vary, but does anyone know what prices normally run. I’m working out if I would be able to make it to Montreal and Toronto! But it will all come down to costs haha

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Do Go On Podcast Network · March 23, 2026

Tickets are $50-$55 + a venue booking fee which ranges from about $3 - $5

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Katy Shannon-Sharp · March 23, 2026

It feels wrong to be the 70th comment, but YAY!

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Vincent Stacey · March 23, 2026

Cant wait for Montreal!

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Bailey · March 23, 2026

VANCOUVER BABYYYYYY YESS

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Kate Gardoqui · March 23, 2026

Hoping to make it to Montreal!! It’s about a 5 hour drive…. So all I have to do is queue up 3 favorite episodes

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Claire Campbell · March 23, 2026

It’s far from Texas and I don’t travel much so I don’t want to jinx it and say I’ll be there but… I’m definitely going to be there. I don’t know how to pick, hmm eeny meeny…

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Britta Shurtleff · March 23, 2026

Curse my American citizenship! Oh well, Calgary isn't too far north. ROAD TRIP TIME!

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Andy Swibes · March 23, 2026

I’m in Rochester NY I’ll be there in Toronto!

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Cara Herchenrother · March 23, 2026

Maybe as we get closer we could share some recommendations/tips for those of us traveling? We’ll be coming from Maryland to Toronto and could use some advice from our superior northern neighbors on how to get around, where to grab a bite, etc.

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Erinn Hidalgo · March 23, 2026

Omg.. We’re heading to Canada from Florida and we will be in Vancouver on that day just by happenstance! This is the best news, we can’t wait to see the gang😭

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Do Go On Podcast Network · March 23, 2026

Yesssss!!!

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Amber Oleke · March 22, 2026

Actually in tears (hormones, don’t worry bout it). I’ll be coming from Aberdeen WA ❤️❤️❤️

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Tim Livingston · March 22, 2026

See you in Vancouver!! This is so exciting!!

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Dina Gottesman · March 22, 2026

Yay!!! So excited! Will definitely be traveling up from the Washington DC area. Either Montreal or Toronto… Going to try to figure it out this week 🥳🥳🥳

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Goochmcnuts · March 22, 2026

Omgomgomgomgomg

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Jacqueline Chaiton · March 22, 2026

I’m so excited! For sure will be going to the show in Toronto, may also go to the Calgary show. Which is closer to me tbh but I can drag people with me in Toronto lol.

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Mandy Kurz · March 22, 2026

Yes!!!! I'll have a drag along in Toronto!!

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Nathan Swapp · March 22, 2026

Out of curiosity, is there an American citizen friend who could go on a tour themselves and oh would you look at that? Matt, Jess and Dave are in the audience! Let them say an hour long anecdote about buttholes or animals sex death

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Jason Woessner · March 23, 2026

Or just 10 people across the country host open mic nights and Matt, Jess and Dave are just incredibly rude and talk for the entire program time at each one?

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Peter Kelly · March 22, 2026

Oh heck yeah! Road trip to Montreal. Can't wait

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Mikey Colborne · March 22, 2026

YAYYYYYYY see you in Montreal!!!!

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Matthew Whittingham · March 22, 2026

I don’t even live in Canada and I’m excited!

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Dennis Austin · March 22, 2026

See you in Toronto!

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Mitch Nasheim · March 22, 2026

Hell yeah, I've been eagerly waiting for this news! See you in Toronto!

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Nick Deck · March 22, 2026

See you in Calgary!!

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Rebecca Dubois · March 22, 2026

Count me in on the Montreal one… as long as the maple syrup reserve doesn’t need guarding

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Jaden Hein · March 22, 2026

Matt, you’ve spoken about a picture you’ve seen of a mountain lake in Canada. I think you might be talking about Lake Louise. If so, that is a 2 hr drive from Calgary

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Ben Henry · March 22, 2026

Oooo I have to take the Tram to get to the Royal Theatre...so Melbourne!

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Do Go On Podcast Network · March 23, 2026

😂

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Michael Deo · March 22, 2026

Sweet Enola Gay, son! See you in Vancouver! Drinks after???

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Kristen Schulrud · March 22, 2026

We don't deserve you in the US! Enjoy Canada!

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Stephanie Calhoun · March 22, 2026

Flying from DC to Montreal for you guys?! It’s a wild idea but will it work?!

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Danielle Summers · March 22, 2026

I may fly in from Tennessee to the Toronto show! If I get tickets and I’m not able to make it, is it possible to give them to some other fans? I don’t want to keep others from enjoying.

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Ash-Lee Hall · March 23, 2026

I think if you post in the Patreon group people would definitely grab them!

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Matt Lineker · March 22, 2026

See you in Vancouver! 🥹

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Koley Varady · March 22, 2026

Yesss so stoked that y'all will be in Vancouver, perfectly driveable from my area in the US!

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Erica Paradis · March 22, 2026

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I am down for Montreal, but I wonder if I can squeeze in Toronto too... I may be there solo and leave my husband with the kid!

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Sam Shaw · March 22, 2026

YAY! hoping to make it from Wisconsin. a quick 20 hour drive doesn't sound so bad all of a sudden

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Ash-Lee Hall · March 23, 2026

Now that’s dedication!

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Jenn Meister · March 22, 2026

OH MY GERSH I AM SO EXCITED!! Toronto?? Montreal?? BOTH??

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Erica Paradis · March 22, 2026

I know! I'm in Ottawa, so how do I get between them both so quickly? Just bypass home? Likely.

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Kelly Pettit · March 22, 2026

Squee!!!

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Jessica Parant · March 22, 2026

I live in Ohio and will absolutely drive up to Toronto!!

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Travis Bow · March 25, 2026

I’m considering Indianapolis to Toronto

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Martyn Drabik-Hamshare · March 22, 2026

Oh man, I'm planning on heading to the UK in September (from Ohio). It might work, but I'll need to play around with my schedule. I'm so excited for you guys!

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Lisa Jackson · March 22, 2026

Ya!! I live in Washington, so I'll drive up to Vancouver!!

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Tanner Nordstrom-Young · March 22, 2026

We'll see you in Calgary!!!

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Samuel Z Goldberg · March 22, 2026

Taking the train up from Portland to get to that Vancouver show!

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John Jenkins · March 22, 2026

See you in Calgary!!!

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Stephen Andersen · March 22, 2026

That’s cool as shit!! Man I need to start figuring out how to get back to Montreal. You’re just down the road from where I used to live in NDG

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Stephen Andersen · March 22, 2026

And please rewatch The Jackal (1997) then go to Lionel Groulx station in Montreal

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Ben Henry · March 22, 2026

See you in Toronto!!

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DogMartyr · March 22, 2026

😮👏👏👏🎉

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Ben Henry · March 22, 2026

Aaaaaaaaaaaamazing!!!

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Emma Nicholson · March 22, 2026

I’ll make a weekend trip to Vancouver from Oregon!

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John Zhao · March 22, 2026

Awww wow! So excited for the gang and for all the fans that can make it. Especially to Montreal, such a beautiful city! Wonder if Matt's gonna bust out his French again...

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Ash-Lee Hall · March 23, 2026

Bom bom is all he needs to know!

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Sam Sutherland · March 22, 2026

So looking forward to Matt trying to speak to people in French in Montreal! Will see you there!!!

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Anne Larsen · March 22, 2026

Man I won't be able to come up from North Carolina this fall but just the fact that you're able to do it makes me hopeful that you might come back again! So glad to hear Canada is an option for you guys

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Cara Herchenrother · March 22, 2026

Looks like I’ll be getting a passport!

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Travis Bow · March 25, 2026

I might be as well

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Lindsay · March 22, 2026

As an American, I’m so jealous but so glad you’re finally able to make this happen!! Canada!!!

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Ashley Dickinson · March 22, 2026

This is awesome to hear

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Beth Richardson · March 22, 2026

Im seriously on the verge of tears!!!! California over here ready to get on the jet!!!

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Sarah Stephan · March 22, 2026

OMG as a Washingtonian we will 1000% be going to the Vancouver show!!

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Phill Bourgeois · March 22, 2026

Yay! I’ll be coming to Toronto from Detroit!

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Jesse Hamelin · March 22, 2026

Huge! See y'all in Montreal or Toronto (undecided)

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Jason Woessner · March 22, 2026

Ok, fine! I'll get my passport!

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Gary Jay · March 22, 2026

I’m so chuffed for you all. This is great news.

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Parker Jimerson · March 22, 2026

See you in Toronto!

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David Loring · March 22, 2026

This may be the best poster yet!

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MuzDoodles · March 22, 2026

I really enjoyed creating this one!

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Hayley Davison · March 22, 2026

Helllllll yeah!!! Will definitely be at the Vancouver show!! You three are going to have an AMAZING time, September is the best month in Canada imho 🍁

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Do Go On Podcast Network · March 23, 2026

That’s the best news, thanks!

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Sam Lacey · March 22, 2026

This is so wonderful! Absolutely delighted for the Canadian fans! Cheering you on from the UK.