Wacky Pirate Base

Why is the rum gone? Probably because all that sweet nectar was consumed while this mad, floating folly was patched together! Anchored to surrounding pillars, it's doubtful that this wacky pirate base could ever sail - it seems miraculous that it can even float. With its multiple platforms, bar, tables, grill, slide, and preserved aquatic megafauna, it's fun, though, and what are pirates about if not fun? Available in two additional variants, with the wacky base floating at night under a blood moon, and "accidentally" on fire, this map will remind your players what piracy is all about: good times with friends!

With pirates you can go one of two ways, scary or silly. I'm not a fan of scary, and after introducing my girls to Pirates of the Caribbean on our movie night last week, I thought I needed to make an over the top absurd fun pirate base. I hope you can find an excuse for your players to have some silly fun here. Have a great week everyone, and thank you so much for supporting me here on Patreon.

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Trailblazer Map: Base Map

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Kitchen Sink VTT: Foundry VTT | Fantasy Grounds
These maps are also included in the June 2026 FVTT mod for Kitchen Sink members.

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