Breastaurant Update: Gilda & Pippa Are In!

Fellow pervs,

A pretty important piece of She Means Business just landed: Gilda Augmente and Pippa Bumbler are now properly introduced, along with the full tutorial that sets up the upcoming Breastaurant mini-game. 💗

Gilda is exactly the kind of boss you’d expect from a place called the Breastaurant: confident, commanding, dangerously fond of calling you sweetheart, and very aware when your eyes have wandered away from the menu. Pippa, meanwhile, is an adorable workplace disaster who develops an extremely normal and professional interest in the new employee approximately twelve seconds after meeting him. 😏

The tutorial also introduces the actual Breastaurant systems: making food matches, completing orders, keeping useful food in the Stash, directly feeding customers, managing their weight and transformations, and discovering what happens when you keep giving a girl her favorite food.

The mini-game itself is coming soon, and this one is a big project. It’s one of those features that has been sitting in my plans for a long time, slowly getting fatter, heavier and much harder to contain.

Which, admittedly, is very on-brand. 😏🍰