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June 9, 2023

Svalbard Bound

Hey friends, it’s us!

We have been invited to go on a trip to Svalbard for 10 days, starting tomorrow. It has been in the works for a while, and we have been working ungodly hours the last few weeks to prepare.

We will be on a ship along with a number of naturalists, scientists, and photographers who work with National Geographic, and we have been selected to test new recording gear in extreme conditions by the Norwegian company Nomono. Additionally, every time we travel north, Kaitlin comes back with new ideas and new stories just waiting to drip from her fingertips. 

No joke. We, the creators of The White Vault, are actually going to Svalbard!!!! We checked the weather and no human sacrifices are in the forecast!

We will be taking photos, recording audio from animals and locations on Svalbard, and our ship will pass by the coordinates where our fictional Outpost Fristed stands. We anticipate having no internet for the duration of this trip and should something happen to us, you can find the outline to season 6 among our papers, computer files, audio logs, and a handwritten notes on the back of a napkin... Though the napkin is marred by a dark stain that resembles dried blood.

In all seriousness, we look forward to sharing our adventures with you when we return.

Sincerely,

-Travis & Kaitlin

P.S.: Eezo will be staying in Germany with his dear human and dog friends, going on great hikes in the German Alps and running beside bicycles in the sunny Bavarian spring. 

Comments (33)

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Helen · June 19, 2023

Season 6?? Season 6!! Time to listen again to the whole of TWV so I'm ready for S6. I love listening to the cold landscape of TWV when weather in UK is v hot. I have coffee and a big bowl of mashed potato ready to enjoy S1. Can't wait to have you back and I hope Eezo has a great time too.

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Enrique P · June 13, 2023

Safe travels homies! Be safe and don't lose any limbs to frostbite and/or unworldly creatures

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Cheryl Pettijohn · June 12, 2023

Have a wonderful time. Im so happy for you

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Mat Spalding · June 12, 2023

Good for you guys. Am so envious but he careful

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Jake · June 10, 2023

I'm so jealous!! That sounds incredible!

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Hoot Cowl • Michael Schofield · June 10, 2023

Just promise that if you find a room full of teeth you turn around

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Karim Kronfli · June 10, 2023

Have a wonderful time!

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Madison Cagle · June 10, 2023

Be safe, wear sunscreen no matter the weather, and have fun!!! Don’t talk to any suspicious entities!

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Michael Unterweger · June 9, 2023

Wow, very cool. Save travels and lots of fun :)

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Rue de Day · June 9, 2023

Did you know that Svalbardians (?) build their homes with narrow doorways to help prevent entry by polar bears? True story!

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Shelly · June 9, 2023

If at any point, travel is not advised... do not go to remote locations. K?

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Jennifer Faneuff · June 9, 2023

This is so exciting! I'm so happy for you that you get to take this trip.

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Carlos Cooper II · June 9, 2023

Have fun!!!!

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Samuel Ontiveros · June 9, 2023

This set-up seems awful familiar... hope yall have a good time!

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QueenCam · June 9, 2023

Travel safe and is def advised especially if it sparks inspiration! Godspeed! If you hear Graham's voice in the wind, tell him we miss him 🫶🏽 Be careful, and try not to sneak any teeth or hearts in boxes back with you, I'm not sure customs would find it amusing lol 🤣🦷🫀

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Ed Paddington · June 9, 2023

Hope you have an absolutely fab time! Do try not to get stranded in any remote outposts ;-)

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Greg Allensworth · June 9, 2023

I couldn't possibly smash that like button hard enough. 🎉🎉🎉

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YungBrood · June 9, 2023

Amazing where a passion for storytelling can take you👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 would love to see photos on the feed from the trip! Enjoy and heed the travel advisoriessssss

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Kathleen Polinski · June 9, 2023

If a random snow storm hits… whatever you do don’t go into the storage space or hatch!!! 🫶 Have a wonderful time! I can not wait to hear the stories and all about the trip!!

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punk’n · June 9, 2023

That. Is. Amazing. Hope you all have the most marvelous time!!!!

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Thiago Valadares Noleto Damasceno · June 9, 2023

I'm happy for you, enjoy the trip.

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Crystal Land · June 9, 2023

That's so amazing! I hope y'all have a safe, fun, inspiring time and come back refreshed (and full of podcast ideas!).

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Arline Babka · June 9, 2023

Wow, life imitates art imitates life 🤯. Have safe travels and have lots of fun ❣️

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dakota friedman · June 9, 2023

Despite what some people say, I think travel should be advised. Enjoy the journey y'all, it's well deserved.

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joseph biss · June 9, 2023

safest of travels!

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joseph biss · June 9, 2023

this made my morning!

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StainedGlassHatter · June 9, 2023

Yooo that's amazing!! Hope you have a fantastic trip!

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Peter Lillevold · June 9, 2023

But-but! Travel is not adviced 😱 This is so cool, though! Wish you both an awesome trip! Svalbard is amazing 🤩

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Debbie Nave · June 9, 2023

So exciting!! I want to go to Svalbard so bad!! Have a wonderful safe trip!

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Sarah Humphries · June 9, 2023

The deep desire I have for the others on the ship to be introduced to TWV on this trip is so strong. Hope you all have a fabulous time!!

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Chris Howard · June 9, 2023

That's awesome! What a fun opportunity!

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Aluvian · June 9, 2023

THAT IS SO EXCITING, OH MY GOSH!!! You guys have a wonderful and safe trip! 💙

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Cameron Nairn · June 9, 2023

That sounds incredible. I hope you guys have a great time (and so does Eezo).