Deadly Blonde
We just found out that a friend of ours is in the hospital this week, and we secretly spent Sunday making a song to help her feel better. She doesn't check her messages very often, but she checks her podcast feed daily, which is why we're posting it here.
Get well soon, Kathy!
Notes:
Since she's not a huge fan Travis' voice on our shows, it's been pitched to sound less like him. The unpitched version is attached below, for scientific comparison.
Written, with vocals, lyrics, and accordion by Travis Vengroff
Guitars, Drums, and mixing by Brandon Strader
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Lyrics:
Kathy deadly blonde robinson,
She likes true crime.
She likes true crime.
Kathy healthy blond robinson,
Plans a new crime,
With her downtime.
Because no one in the world, knows her super-awesome secret.
She's got a superhero origin story, but spends her time in the sunshine,
and as all of her enemies are sent to Svalbard: Casner, Rosa, Karina and Heath,
we can be DEADLY sure she'll be hearing their grief.
Kathy deadly blonde robinson,
She likes true crime,
She likes true crime.
Kathy healthy blond robinson,
Plots a rock climb,
At the same time,
As she secretly rules the Sidja Group, Sending hapless souls to their unfortunate doom.
But her recordings will fuel her actual plan, to make a brand new horror podcast...
Kathy deadly blonde robinson,
She likes true crime.
She likes true crime.
Kathy healthy blond robinson,
Please feel better, and get well soon!
Comments (8)
It’s just super sweet anyone would do something like this for a friend. Hope she gets well soon!
Best healing wishes to her!
Hmmmm this feel like it contains hints for the white vault... This song is now (head) cannon, change my mind. P.S Get well soon Kathy!
Aah.. Accordion.. I am too lazy to pick out instruments.I was once literally pushed our of a music class by a really nice instructor for my lack of attention.. This song(both versions) are earworms.. I am humming it quietly for the past few minutes 🙂
Before you read too much into this, a caveat that I am in a sour mood because of. Well.. You know.. Stuff.. Having said that, the harmonica type-ish instrument(it may be something else) is bringing it down the whole song into a nickelodeon-level rhyme(maybe Kathy prefers this). In my opinion a guitar solo instead, along with Travis's excellent effort would have taken this song to the F&S Top-10 music charts. :) Get well soon Kathy. May the Archon watch over you...
Haha, no offense taken! Our guitarist couldn't record the solo yesterday, so I recorded it on accordion.
!!!!!!!! Oh, wow!! 💛 I hope she feels better quick!
This is excellent! Get well soon, Kathy! <3