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September 1, 2019

Bonus: Exhibit

The following was recorded live on October 19th, 2019 at the Sonia (Middle East) in Cambridge, MA. We had a lot of fun putting this together and are proud to share our performance with you.

Credits:
Written by K.A. Statz
Produced, Edited, with Sound Design by Travis Vengroff
Mixing and Mastering by Brandon Strader
Script Editing by W.K. Statz

Credits:
Tanja Milojevic – Dr. Susan Thorn
Ewan Chung – Everett Cooper-Wu
Sarah Rhea Werner – Dr. Alma Finn
Eyþór Viðarsson – Arthur Hakonson
Hem Cleveland – Documentarian / Bethany Jerome
Graham Rowat – Officer Gerald Fitz
Kessi Riliniki – Dr. Romy Besler

"Unsealed - Base Camp Piedra Remix" - Written by Brandon Boone, Arranged by Travis Vengroff, with strings, percussion, and choral arrangement by Steven Melin. Vocals performed by the Budapest Scoring Choir

"String Quintet in C major, Op. 29" - Arranged and Performed by Steve's Bedroom Band

Attributions:
https://freesound.org/people/GowlerMusic/sounds/262267/
https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/418387/

Comments (13)

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kay (tothewin) · December 26, 2025

I'm blaming Hulda

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Fool & Scholar Productions · December 28, 2025

So so so many people blame Hulda for just.... so much. XD

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Reeh · December 11, 2025

That was bloody awesome 8D

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Fool & Scholar Productions · December 11, 2025

Thank you!!

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homieknight26 · July 20, 2025

So the statuette was sent to this exhibit to kill a specific target, but it kept getting the wrong ones? Some of these Guardians are way more aggro than others.

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Chanaka Wagoda · February 8, 2024

So this supposed to come before the artifact…

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Fool & Scholar Productions · February 9, 2024

Either order actually :) As a live show - it's around but not directly tied to the timeline

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Cait Gorevin · January 1, 2021

Any chance we could get the transcript? I'm having trouble tracking. (Please and thank you!)

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Fool & Scholar Productions · January 1, 2021

Just attached it to the episode above :) Thanks for catching this!

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Gireesh Balasubramaniyam · November 15, 2019

Step right up ! Fool & Scholar, fine purveyors of horror are at it again ! With Artifact vibes and echoes of John Carpenter in the theme, this is essential listening ! Looks like the audience agrees with me too ! Thank you for giving us this.

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Izzy Braumberger · November 11, 2019

You know... I work in set decoration and we always are unpacking weird stuff from rental houses to plunk somewhere on a set. One day I am going to be unpacking some weird shit in the basement of the old Riverview Mental Hospital dressing some creepy ass set and I am going to remember this episode and I may not be okay...

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Rhys Skarrxin · November 7, 2019

We went to the Museum of Science in Boston last week, and the bronze (almost black) statues and petroglyph exhibits got WAY more interesting after this performance!

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Ravokax · November 7, 2019

Working the night shift just became so much more entertaining!!!