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February 20, 2019

The White Vault: A Musical

Warning: The following contains copious spoilers for Seasons 1 & 2 of The White Vault! It is a musical rendition of the Outpost Fristed Expedition and a full length bonus episode in its own right!

The White Vault: A Musical

A Non-Canonical Parody by Steven Melin & Travis Vengroff

Featuring the Cast of the White Vault

A Special Release for Our Amazing Supporters!

Lyrics and Chords attached!

Based on K.A. Statz's "The White Vault" Seasons 1 & 2

Lyrics and Production by Travis Vengroff
Composed and Arranged by Steven Melin
Orchestration by Mike Pettry
Mixed and Mastered by Mike Pettry
Accordion and Sound Design by Travis Vengroff
Cello by Sam Boase-Miller
Violin and Piano by Steven Melin

Staring: (in order of appearance)
The Documentarian - Hem Cleveland  
Jónas Þórirsson - Eyþór Viðarsson  
Dr. Rosa De La Torre - Lani Minella
Graham Casner - Peter Lewis  
Walter Heath - David Ault
Dr. Karina Schumacher-Weiß - Kessi Riliniki
The Writer - Kaitlin Statz 
Polar Bear - Herself
Finnish Soldier - Esa Andersson

Comments (46)

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JaCey Titus · April 7, 2026

This episode will always be my favorite 😂 I can’t count how many times I’ve listened to it

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Luthorious · December 31, 2025

"But why the teeth?" "Will there be coffee?" "Yes" "Then I don't care." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead. This is the best

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Luthorious · December 31, 2025

The more I listen, the better this gets and now I need more.

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Luthorious · December 31, 2025

This is the best thing I have ever gotten to listen to

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Amber Ingalls · December 17, 2025

I giggled at the thought of a Polaroid at the polar

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Amber Ingalls · December 17, 2025

Love it! More! Lol. Or as my toddler would say "Another song?"

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Fool & Scholar Productions · December 18, 2025

Nothing can stop Travis from finding a way to make more musicals!

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Stacie Bartlett · October 9, 2025

Absolutely brilliant! I'm not usually a fan of musicals but this was sooo enjoyable. Flawless writing, music and performances.

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Fool & Scholar Productions · October 10, 2025

Hahaha, thanks! It was just such a fun idea and Travis loves to make music!

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Rude Nugget · January 11, 2025

What a treat. And wow, the cast can all sing! Loved it.

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Debbie Dixon · June 27, 2024

Loved this! Wondering if you are thinking of doing a musical for seasons 3 and 4?

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Fool & Scholar Productions · February 11, 2025

We're thought about it, but it's so much work, haha

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Unsummoner · February 1, 2024

Perfection incarnate!🤘

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cthonic_delight · January 16, 2024

This was the best bonus content I have ever heard, of anything. It made me so happy! 💕

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Dave L · December 8, 2023

I am incredibly late to the party but this is absolutely flawless, 10/10

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Dandy · October 8, 2023

It’s content like this that makes Patreon worth it. I’m proud to listen to anything fool and scholar makes! :)

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Anon A Mouse · May 11, 2023

This has been stuck in my head the past couple of days. Please send help. ;-P

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Michael R Morris · September 2, 2021

That was worth the entire price of Patreon.

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Mai · August 15, 2021

SKJSJFNFKDJZBVDJS THAT IS AMAZING!!

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Mai · August 15, 2021

I have lost count of how many times I listened to this. I think I memorised all the lyrics! I LOVE IT!!!

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Fool & Scholar Productions · August 15, 2021

We hope that we don't weird you out to say that we were literally listening to this THE EXACT MOMENT you typed this, haha!

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Senseiwoo · May 25, 2021

Love it!

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Kalon Ohmstede · January 21, 2021

This was AMAZING

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punk’n · January 14, 2021

I. Can’t. Even. This is bloody GENIUS! And, why on earth did it take me so long to listen to it?! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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Blythe Atkinson · November 30, 2020

Graham singing "Shut up~" at Walter was worth the price of admission alone.

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Yuli the Tulip · October 30, 2020

OMG!!! I just joined the patreon to listen to the white vault side stories, and this musical is the first thing I listened to and THAT WAS THE BEST DECISION I HAVE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE!!! It's a masterpiece. I'm so glad I decided to join patreon :')

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Carly Mears · February 11, 2025

Absolutely me too!

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Silver Hand · September 18, 2020

This musical lives in my head rent free.

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J.R. the Hiker Bear · September 17, 2020

Wow, this is amazing! Truly just the thing I didn't know I needed! 🤣😂❤️

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Carolyn Tea · September 11, 2020

I'm coming to this late as a relatively new patreon subscriber but this was just fabulous and the grim mood I was in has improved no end. I also love who brings coffee.

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Fool & Scholar Productions · September 12, 2020

It is never too late to join this party! Welcome to the Patreon and enjoy all the content! Be sure to set up your Discord account with Patreon if you have one, as most of the Fool & Scholar discussion takes place over on the attached Discord.

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SomeNote · July 14, 2020

This was brilliant

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Dylan · December 12, 2019

Okay, this alone made the entire sign-up worth it.

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Jonathan Winstead · October 22, 2019

Oh wow! This is fantastic guys! So creative and enjoyable! I loved the actual cast being involved! Great job everybody! Look out Hamilton haha!

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LBrink5446 · August 13, 2019

I thoroughly enjoyed this! Thank you. Now more horror musicals, please.

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KJ · August 3, 2019

Fishing Wessel out

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LeafOnTheWind · July 1, 2019

I loved every second of this!!! Absolutely brilliant!! 😂😂😂

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DJ · June 27, 2019

"Polar Bear - Herself" I'm just imagining a big-ass Polar Bear standing in front of a microphone for the recording session. Please don't disturb this delusion of mine.

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Fool & Scholar Productions · June 27, 2019

She's beautiful and as far as we're concerned, it's official! (We were wondering if anyone was going to notice that we got the same polar bear from the main show)

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Teri Woolley · June 27, 2019

I listened this morning as I was getting ready for work. This is fantastic! I loved it! This totally made my day!

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Michael Unterweger · June 27, 2019

This. Is. Awesome! Totaly made my day this morning already. "Did you bring coffee?" "Yes." "Then I love you too." :D

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Denise Arnold · June 27, 2019

Bravo! This made me ridiculously happy!

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Susan LeMasters · June 27, 2019

Excellent!!!

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September Grace · June 27, 2019

This week has been horrible. This musical makes up for all the horrible and I am so happy now.

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Pramith Pillai · June 26, 2019

Ok.. So.. Maybe this could have been a little longer.. 20-25 min like your episodes.. I still loved it though...

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Daniel Van Horn · June 26, 2019

This may be one of the greatest things I've ever listened to. I'm grinning like a fool mowing my lawn and listening hahaha