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June 19, 2024

Darkest Nose

It's the middle of the week and we thought you could use a laugh, so here's a song we made about our dog Eezo called "Darkest Nose!"

We needed a warmup for our choir session earlier this month and this was our best idea... It is entirely silly and was created originally out of puppy love for our Eezo, and then we just... kept singing it around the house. Now, a whole choir sings the praise of Eezo's most dark nose!

Music and Lyrics by K.A. Statz and Travis Vengroff
Arranged by Travis Vengroff
Orchestrated by Catherine Nguyen
Mixed, Mastered, and Edited by Steven Melin
German translation assistance by Florian Seidler

Lyrics:
Who has a cute little nose, oh yes you do!
Who has a cute little nose, oh yes you do!
Who has a cute little nose, oh yes you do!
Who has a cute little nose, oh yes you do!
~Oh!

Eezo is the best-est good boy! He’s a muffin made of muffins!
Eezo is the best-est good boy! He’s a muffin made of muffins!
Eezo is the best-est good boy! He’s a muffin made of muffins!
Eezo ist der beste’ gute boy! He’s a muffin made of muffins!

Darkest nose, the wettest nose, the cutest nose, the darkest ~nose!
The boopest nose, the cutest nose, the bestest nose, the darkest ~nose! 

Comments (19)

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Verv · January 10, 2026

This made my day!! Thank y for providing the lyrics too haha u are an inspiration. all the best to u 3 🖤 from verv & beorn

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Fool & Scholar Productions · January 12, 2026

We share the scares, but also the love! 🖤❤️🐕

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cannibalbananas · June 24, 2024

👏👏👏 the choir did an amazing job w/ your song. Also, what parent doesn't make up a silly song for their kid?

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Fool & Scholar Productions · June 24, 2024

Sad dog-parents, which just means it's not enough dog. :P

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Larry Dickerson · June 21, 2024

❤️🐕 This is awesome!

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Jordan Barrick · June 20, 2024

I will sing this to my dog around the house now, thank you <3

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Bloodrose · June 20, 2024

Do you pet him? Do you pet him? Do you pet him? Do you pet... the cutest dog?

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Ed Paddington · June 19, 2024

Eezo is definitely the best-est good boy!

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Doc · June 19, 2024

EEZO, the muffin-est of muffins. I LOVE Eezo! Perfect song for my perfect grand-dog!

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Emerald Hawthorne · June 19, 2024

Welp, I didn't think you could ever out do the Graham Castner dubstep, but here we are.

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Fool & Scholar Productions · June 20, 2024

We always strive to outdo ourselves.

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Sarah Pee · June 19, 2024

😭

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Rue de Day · June 19, 2024

Hotaru Koi inspiration!? Love it!

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Yuli the Tulip · June 19, 2024

🤣🤣🤣 I love it

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Aimee Hudson · June 19, 2024

Brilliant. ❤️

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Daddy Cupcake · June 19, 2024

With great power comes great responsibility.

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Fool & Scholar Productions · June 20, 2024

And great shenanigans.

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Jessica · June 19, 2024

This is the content I joined the Patreon for. Bravo. 👏

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Fool & Scholar Productions · June 19, 2024

We live to serve