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March 11, 2025

The great Beer Ranking of 2025

You've voted for the beer ranking! THIS IS NOT A RANKING OF BEST BEERS! It's a ranking of the most NORMAL AND POPULAR BEERS.

We got 3 of the most popular beers we could get from China - Europe and the USA.

We will be blind ranking them this coming Monday at 5 PM EST on the class S through F tier type list. They will be covered up and numbered 1-9 (if someone could make the tier ranking thing with 1-9 and another version with all the brands that would be amazing). We will then see how they all stack up against each other.

Free free to play at home, as most of these are really easy to get.

From China we have

Northern China - with Tsingtao

Southern China - with Pearl River

Eastern China - with Cheerday ( Called Lucky Buddha in the USA)

From Europe we have

Netherlands - Heineken

Czech Republic - Pilsner Urquell

Ireland - Guiness

From the USA we have

Colorado - Coors  

Wisconsin - Miller

Missouri - Budweiser

 

Comments (18)

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Mateo Peterson · March 16, 2025

Some say if you zoom in closely to the Pilsner Urquell from Czechia in the European beers’ photo you can actually see one of the Xiaoban Housts staring back into your soul.

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Edward · March 16, 2025

I Just like the gnome saying go away but hmmmmmmm f guinness out of all these ima chug the Heinken lol

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Dragunilla · March 13, 2025

OMG ITS THE CUTIES ryan and duckington posing so well, only missing Pen (Legend)

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Loowkey Can · March 13, 2025

Hey folks, I can't play the video

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TAJ · March 14, 2025

I think the show is scheduled for Monday 3/17

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TAJ · March 13, 2025

Add Taiwan beer

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Gwendolyn H · March 12, 2025

Are you going to drink them warm or chilled?

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The China Show · March 12, 2025

cold

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Kieran Lines · March 12, 2025

Stellas have a good rep down unda' but I was told, "you know in England this is fucking chav beer" no love lost, so funny, that who drinks it matters; influencer shit...people will sum down for cog load cop-out reasons; it changes, who is seen drinking it. It's kinda fancy in aus... PSA 'when everything is piss... choose the tastiest healthiest piss, oh btw its poison too, lollol. Everyone's doingn a new move now called the flippy, you have to pour a vodka or spirits shot down a flip flop and catch it else it gets the shoeys again. Some food for thought you didnt ask for but....ayeeee... Anyway, you know why we drink, else share your cope teacher. Ive Got a lot of catching up to do on your work.. .. .. hope world doesnt end too soon

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Lars E.rnst · March 11, 2025

The winner is already obvious, Guinness. Doesn't taste good from the bottle though... Too bad you didn't get a Becks, that is way better than heineken, which is as watery as budweiser IMHO

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The China Show · March 11, 2025

We picked the most popular beers from each place. In the USA - from Europe - Heineken Is number 1, Guiness is number 2, and Stella is number 3. That's how we did the list. My grandpa was a Becks drinker. Weirdly, in the UK, it, and Stella have a horrible reputation.

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Darth Revan · March 11, 2025

The only reason Qingdao is a good beer is because it’s really a Chinese knockoff of a German beer when Germany owned 青岛. And why the hell is Guinness even on here? It tastes like beer that’s been washed several times in a dishwasher. 🤢

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The China Show · March 11, 2025

Man, so much of our audience loves Guinness, and it's one of the most popular beers in the USA. It's insane how wrong people think we are for hating it haha

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Peg Gee · March 11, 2025

I really enjoyed Tsingtao when I visited China in 2008, but the version I was able to buy in the U.S. was not nearly as tasty IMO. Nevertheless, it's definitely worlds better than the U.S. brands you've chosen. (The best beer I had in China was in Guilin, but I don't know the name, alas.)

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The China Show · March 11, 2025

Weird! We had the exact opposite opinion. We have found exported Tsingtao to be much better than in China.

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somejoshthing · March 11, 2025

My local total wine has everything European and US, but only one of the Chinese. Gonna have to go hunting.

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Tranquil Turtwig · March 11, 2025

Not even a beer drinker, but I'm tempted to try the Chinese ones.

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Cloud Pingu · March 11, 2025

Revel and quaff chaps….