January 25, 2025

(mini comic) Tessellate- P. 5/8

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i know this is supposed to be horny nonsense. and it is. hence bulge. but. there is also a little puzzle here for my little rats to play with

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Comments (96)

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Mostlytoastie · July 18, 2025

A1 ORDERING A2 AROUND SO NATURALLY AND A2 IS SOOO OBEDIENT. I'M CRAZY ABOUT IT

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vatican · July 18, 2025

platonic total power exchange is a crazy dynamic ahahaha

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Bleak · May 22, 2025

i had to come back here bro 😔

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vatican · May 22, 2025

actually reading this as possessive thomas is….

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SailorSuu · January 26, 2025

Thomas is so close to being the right kind of freak, but these two psychos are knit together like scar tissue, there’s fibrin and bullet fragments in each word and gesture.

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vatican · January 26, 2025

this comment is like poetry, goodness me

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L · January 26, 2025

ALSO I keep thinking about the comment where you said to consider like…design and advertising but I’m getting nowhere with that either

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vatican · January 26, 2025

that was bc everyone was looking at the goodyear mug and missing the logo ahahhaa

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L · January 26, 2025

Okay well there IS an Odyssey prep academy in Arizona….

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L · January 26, 2025

Oh shit is that how they got separated as kids??? Did one of them end up in the states?

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L · January 26, 2025

My initial thoughts have to do with: maybe a2 had a Goodyear racecar toy? The cyclops chapter in Ulysses references a guys wife cheating on him which could reference several things in the comic but I’m not sure how it would connect to Goodyear mug? The odyssey is largely a story about coming home from war— maybe this has to do with them reuniting after a2 leaves the military?

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vatican · January 26, 2025

the cyclops clue was mainly to get you guys back on the odyssey track! partially correct!!

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L · January 26, 2025

Okay I notice a letter/bill has been placed over the vintage Grand Canyon postcard….is that an additional clue?

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vatican · January 26, 2025

nope! all you need is the mug and painting

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L · January 26, 2025

Okay I am finally googling stuff and it is for sure making me feel like I need a Pepe Silvia conspiracy board

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Jess · January 26, 2025

We need your wisdom L!!!

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Hope · January 25, 2025

Thomas you dirty dog not him liking a1 ordering a2 around

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vatican · January 25, 2025

he does not mind the show at all aahahah

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Jess · January 25, 2025

i am reading our nonsense again with fresh eyes and im ready for some more pondering. are we looking for something else a2 would have asked a1 for? the mug and the painting would be colors he would see. did he ask to go to the grand canyon? we should have one more clue right just a little more guidance?

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vatican · January 25, 2025

the two main clues are the painting and the mug, that is everything you need to solve the puzzle

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gemini · January 25, 2025

I absolutely love how A2 takes direction - no thought, no distraction, just “Okay. Whatever you say. You obviously know best, so I will do exactly what you tell me to do without question.” The devotion is delicious. 🤌

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vatican · January 25, 2025

hes so good at taking direction, and barely even trained at this point in the timeline, he’s just a natural

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Em · January 25, 2025

Is the puzzle Thomas’s iliac crests? Cause I promise I’m paying attention to those 🫠

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vatican · January 25, 2025

how hot and slutty thomas is in this page is the perfect distraction ahahaah

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Ciggie · January 25, 2025

Is.....is this that it's Good Year racing mugs.....and Lightning's tires were also Good Year Eagle racing tires? And they're also Lightning McQueen stans?

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Ciggie · January 25, 2025

I'm so tired, pls release me ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

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downbadcryingatthegym · January 25, 2025

Oh nooooo he’s quite hot

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vatican · January 25, 2025

i love himmm

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royautical · January 25, 2025

C..... Can we have the last clue

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Jess · January 25, 2025

papa help....babies sleepy....hungie....

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Jess · January 25, 2025

i think im having a brain aneurysm. how many eyes...two eyes in eyes, hole in tires...short hair...eyes...mug?

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Em · January 25, 2025

Ben-affleck-smoking.jpg

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Em · January 25, 2025

Unrelated to puzzle solving, but if this is 2002ish, does a2 have his tongue piercing?

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Jess · January 25, 2025

this is a discussion i wanna get lost in

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Alec · January 25, 2025

this is the second most painful experience of my life

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Alec · January 25, 2025

like mostly affectionate but also??? damn. suffering

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Sal · January 25, 2025

My guess for the puzzle is this is full of Hannibal references: cliff + scars... (idk I'm sleepy)

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royautical · January 25, 2025

Thomas perhaps getting hard watching A1 give his dog commands hm 🔎

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vatican · January 25, 2025

oh, no magnifying glass necessary

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Ciggie · January 25, 2025

Is it that James Joyce published his novel "Ulysses" in English in 1936 and to this day, people are still solving puzzles from it and he was all "teehee this'll keep em guessing forever (⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧" about it??

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vatican · January 25, 2025

again u guys are going for bonus points and neglecting the main puzzle ahahaha

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royautical · January 25, 2025

A1's sticky note with the sad face on the fridge but what does it SAY

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Em · January 25, 2025

“my [something]? :(“ maybe??

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Em · January 25, 2025

Is the rest of the puzzle just on this page?

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vatican · January 25, 2025

the rest of the puzzle is also on this page, yes :D. (2 clues left)

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Ciggie · January 25, 2025

He's such a dirty scumbag, put him in a sack and toss him off a bridge, I love him I love him ewwww I love himmmm

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vatican · January 25, 2025

i need to redacted redacted redacted eedacted

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Ciggie · January 25, 2025

Is that a vintage Grand Canyon postcard from 1936? Who the heckin' is sending that?? And why's it so close to the photo booth picture like it's super important.....hmmmmm

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Em · January 25, 2025

YEAH!! I was wondering about the proximity to the photo booth strip!

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mizumonomartin · January 25, 2025

"ULYSSES" (1947) BY ROBERT MOTHERWELL !!!

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Em · January 25, 2025

HOLY SHIT YOU DID IT. HOW????

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gemini · January 25, 2025

the dynamics are DEEELICIOUS 😛

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vatican · January 25, 2025

i love itttt but on this end it feels like a very horny juggling act ahahah …so many balls in the air.. so to speak

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anthroxagorus · January 25, 2025

I'm too stupid for puzzles, and these men are too hot. God, has anyone suffered as I?

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vatican · January 25, 2025

no one, ever ever

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bea.n · January 25, 2025

Sitting patiently for the next page

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vatican · January 25, 2025

u guys will like the next page :3

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Rav · January 25, 2025

Ooo old man is jelllllly

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vatican · January 25, 2025

hes like. howd u do that. ur dog was growling at me like a sec ago

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vatican · January 25, 2025

i love thomas so much. hes just like you guys are very very cute, and im very very jealous of your very very special bond. but this is a reminder that i fucked him until he cried last night :)

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Nestor · January 25, 2025

it's true I was watching from the cuck chair

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twoheadedbard · January 25, 2025

Eyes open kiss is crazy.

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vatican · January 25, 2025

a1 is not used to kissing

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royautical · January 25, 2025

I would love to see all of the fridge magnets and pictures

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Jess · January 25, 2025

I think we are getting fridge tour anyway. But I need to figure it out the hard way!!

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charlie · January 25, 2025

okay tinhat theory—is the painting an abstract eagle?

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Jess · January 25, 2025

I could see that

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Nestor · January 25, 2025

the BULGE I'm going crazy

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vatican · January 25, 2025

BULGE

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Nestor · January 25, 2025

and if I killed myself? what then

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vatican · January 25, 2025

i would lament for 40 days and 40 nights :(

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Jess · January 25, 2025

ok thomas leaning against whatever, he is hot. i love the casual ownership a1 has of a2. my boy is such a good boy he should get treats. i bet thomas is also feeling territorial or something to jump on a1 as soon as he can. its horny time i wanna see a1 tossed around like a chew toy.

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Sal · January 25, 2025

Love is stored in the "something warm". I feel so many things 🥲

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vatican · January 25, 2025

a1: /regularly checks the weather reports/

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charlie · January 25, 2025

cliff jumping photo is a postcard hm????? wonder who it’s from

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Em · January 25, 2025

Looks like the postcard says “Grand Canyon” maybe? I hope it’s the milfs 😂

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charlie · January 25, 2025

FRESH TEMPLE SCAR PEEKABOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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Em · January 25, 2025

Are the faded speech bubbles cause Thomas isn’t really listening to what they’re saying, but taking in, like, the rhythm of the conversation? Or cause it’s a well worn convo between them? Always intrigued by why you make the choices you do.

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Em · January 25, 2025

Oh are they whispering?

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L · January 25, 2025

PIN HIM DOWN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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charlie · January 25, 2025

LET THE UNHINGED GOOGLING COMMENCE

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vatican · January 25, 2025

:3

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Em · January 25, 2025

Watching them casually, naturally doing a tpe is wild and I love it.

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vatican · January 25, 2025

he thinks theyre cute

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AdamLikeTheAnt · January 25, 2025

So in love w this! also, idk where else to ask or if you’ve mentioned elsewhere before, but do you sell tattoo passes? I’ve been in love w your Hannigram stuff for years and there’s a little bit of one I’d love to get tattooed but wouldn’t want to do so without your permission/knowing where I can send money for it ❤️ Obviously I totally get if that’s something you’re not cool with :)

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Em · January 25, 2025

Thomas and his stupid lounging and his stupid zoomed-in villain smirk. HES SO HOT, VATI

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vatican · January 25, 2025

hes so. hes so

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Adriana Leal · January 25, 2025

Why am I just now noticing the bite marks?! Omg

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vatican · January 25, 2025

not horny enough!!!!!!!

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Alley · January 25, 2025

a1 so casually telling a2 what to do. yeah i’m normal (i need to tie them to a flagpole and watch them flap in the wind)

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vatican · January 25, 2025

hes bossy

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Helios · January 25, 2025

ive GOTTA know what the photo booth reel is

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vatican · January 25, 2025

:3cccc

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L · January 25, 2025

TIME TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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vatican · January 25, 2025

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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L · January 25, 2025

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD