The Femininity Stones

Waking, brushing his bangs from his eyes, Thanos sat up, still not used to the weight of his beasts or the way they swayed against the soft cloth of his night gown. He'd had the same dream again-- the one where he was trapped in a burning forest, screaming, terrified, and Tony Stark, the human who'd killed him, had come flying down in a storm of cold rain and lifted him to safety, cradling him in his arms.

It shamed him to have dreams that belonged to a woman. It shamed him to be a woman. He would have his revenge. Once he'd collected all the Femininity Stones, he would turn all the males in the universe into females, and they could all suffer just like he suffered.

Thanos giggled at the thought in a soft, musical little voice like wind chimes. Yes, he would have his revenge, right after he got done taking a shower, shaving his legs and putting on his makeup. The world would rue the day they laughed at Becky! Blast. Thanos, he reminded himself. My name is Thanos!

Although, he did have to admit, the name Becky was growing on him.