Captain America: Supermom

Transformed into a young woman, Steve Rogers finds himself tasked with encouraging women to have lots and lots of babies in order to restore the population lost in the war.

"Sir," he said in his squeaky voice, "with all due respect, I still have super strength and speed. I'm a great fighter and a super soldier. I should be out there fighting."

"You're a woman now, Steph, and we need you to lead the women. Get married and get yourself knocked up." Chomping on a cigar, the old general pulled out a pair of promotional posters. "These are going up in post offices across America."

Steve Rogers took one look and covered his eyes. "Please. No."

"Sorry, toots, but you're gonna have to squeeze a few babies out for the good of the country."