July 30, 2022

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIK CRUZ!

Eccentric, rich, and a know-it-all.A strong believer and advocate of the power of the invisible hand of capitalism.

Owns a $50,000 healing crystal geode... Tips 5%. 

Uses “Namaste” unironically.Believes that giving unsolicited lessons on capitalism is helpful... On a deserted island.

Find out more about him when you play Paradise Lust!

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Cdog02 · July 30, 2022

And that same hand is most likely ready to take his fortune if he isn't found soon ;).

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SYH · July 30, 2022

The invisible hand he himself is controlling...