April 7, 2025

Happy Birthday, Rick!

Despite Rick being a walking HR violation with a god complex and the emotional maturity of a wet sock… it’s still his birthday today.

Happy Birthday, Rick. May your aura finally align and your phone mysteriously run out of battery before sending anymore uhh... selfies. 🎉

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Distorted · April 8, 2025

Oh God, not Rick 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Chris Wreker · April 10, 2025

Rick's the best...JK!

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Landry · April 7, 2025

Fucking rick 😂

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Chris Wreker · April 7, 2025

Giving a congratulatory birthday shout-out to your first antagonist in the Paradise Lust franchise. Although just a question ❓ or two questions: first being who do you think is worse in terms of Frankie or Rick how would they duke it out? 🤣 Second question, you think Scarlett would go out with Rick given how similar they are?

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Flexible Media · April 8, 2025

Personally, I think Rick is way worse than Frankie. Frankie just cares about sticking his finger in everything and throwing his weight around just so he could feel and seem important. If Frankie and Rick duked it out... I'd say Rick would probably win, given how scrawny Frankie is. Rick literally put Raven and potentially a lot of other people in danger with his antics. And don't forget the unsolicited dick pics. So many dick pics. I think Scarlett might be tempted to at first, but it's very likely she'll get fed up with Rick and his attitude, dump him and deny she ever went out with him for anything other than "networking". - Kimiru