March 27, 2025

Fuck, Marry, Forget – Flexible Media Girls Edition

Let’s play a quick round of Fuck, Marry, Forget! Same idea as Fuck, Marry, Kill, just with less murder.

Pick one girl to:

  • Fuck – one wild night, no strings

  • Marry – settle down, happily ever after

  • Forget – sorry, who?

Post your picks in the comments. We wanna read your picks and reasons!

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ladguru · March 28, 2025

Fuck: Cath and Gabby (They're indivisible anyway, I ain't too greedy, Ain't I?) Marry: Jenny Forget: Scarlet, There's no way she can reconcile what she's done before. In another universe: Fuck: Morwenna Marry: Dawn Forget: no can do.

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General Tacticus · March 28, 2025

Fuck: Morwenna. Marry: Dawn. Forget: Linda. (I had to look up her name, which suggests I'm most of the way there already...)

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Macca · March 28, 2025

Fuck Karen (one WILD night), Marry Tori and pop out some beautiful kids and forget Andrea, too cultured for me unfortunately 🤣 my one night stand with Karen probably gave that away haha

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Chris Wreker · March 28, 2025

Okay Round 2 for me: Fuck Roselynn because she is still pretty hot for someone in her thirty-something, Marry Dawn, because I am sure the Flamina believes in "Till Death Do Us Part", and Forget Izelle because as I much as I like dark elves she is a bit small for my tastes.

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Chris Wreker · March 28, 2025

Fuck Rachel she is fun little sports girl who knows how to have fun and play around in bed, marry Olga mainly she is a total sweetheart and knows how to be maintain a good workout bod. Forget Gabby, because she is too 🤓 smart for me.

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Toph · March 27, 2025

Fuck Scarlett... when the game finally allows us to Marry Tori... she's intelligent and introspective (and deserves more screen time), close runner ups to Mina + Mi Sun Forget... hard to forget any of them but Karen's attitude unfortunately wins this by default

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Richard L Delancy · March 27, 2025

Paradise Lust characters: Fuck Maria. Love the roleplay line as a friend with benefits role. Marry: Tie between Jenny and Reyna. Both are wholesome and romantic perfection. Forget KAREN. Can't stand her attitude and unlike Scarlett, never changes. Sinner's Landing: Fuck Pog. The wrestling and bluntness are fun for that type of relationship. Marry: Tie between Dawn and Roselynn. Both have an innocence for Dawn from Temple and Roselynn from not having a chance for normal relationships that is endearing, and both fiery tempers that are perfect to keep MC in check. Forget Izelle. I don't want to constantly be watching for and killing interdimensional vagina monsters.

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Distorted · March 27, 2025

Fuck: Luana because you can't go wrong with a big booty Brazilian. Marry: Reyna because let's face it, she gorgeous, gives massages and every man needs a Filipina. Forget: Scarlet because she seems like an entitled cow.

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Chris Wreker · March 28, 2025

Can't forget the big booty Brazilian

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lulskartkski · March 27, 2025

(Only played the paradise lust franchise) Fuck: Grace. In PL1, she's gorgeous. In PL2, her character act continues nicely, she could be a contender for the next class. Marry: Reyna. She drove her storyline in PL1. Her being away is my saddest part of PL2. Forget: Olga. She feels like just a pair of nicely behaved big breasts that want you to like them. Boring. Kill: Karen. She's fugly! If there was a way to run the story arks without interacting with her, I would've taken those paths. In PL1, she was so actively against the collective group survival she should've been expelled and left to fend for her own. Arrest and deport: Frankie. What a leech. Honorable mentions, the other PL1 girls, any of them would fit in the fuck/marry and it'd be great. But for Maria, her telenovela addiction got boring fast...

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Chris Wreker · March 28, 2025

I thought you didn't have to use the Fuck Marry Kill.

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Xiofett · March 27, 2025

Ah, hell, now I gotta remember the default names... Shit. Fuck: Tyra - badass merc and ginger. Runner up: Tori Marry: Too close to call between Lady Roselynn, Mistress Dawn, Olga, and Jenny. Can't choose, won't choose. Forget: Karen - because Karen... Runner up: Morwenna. Honorable(?) mention only due to newness of character and waiting for further plot: Scarlett. I can see some character development coming, so I don't think she'd be here long term, but as she is right now she's mostly a spoiled pain in the ass. (Looking forward to seeing her story develop, though)

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Serraxas · March 27, 2025

Fuck Reyna. Love that little marmoset, and the competitive streak probably shines through in the bedroom when her man's part of a harem. Marry Olga. She is just too damned sweet to not be happy, and I am willing to do SERIOUS work on my personal failings if it means I can contribute to that goal. Forget? God, why are you making me choose . . . Jenny, I suppose. Not that she deserves it, but out of the screentime I had with all the girls from PL 1, she had the least memorable moments, at least for me.

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lol32 · March 27, 2025

i dont think i could forget any of them.

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Chris Wreker · April 10, 2025

Not even their names?

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Fearless Freep · March 27, 2025

Fuck Cath I know we wouldn’t work long term but she would be really enthusiastic in bed. Marry Andrea very romantic, well read, and could see myself cuddling up with her every night. Forget Raven just does nothing for me.

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Chris Wreker · April 10, 2025

Wow 😲😳 even Raven...? Well each to their own tastes I guess.

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Grob Az · March 27, 2025

Fuck Mi Sun, marry Reyna, forget Grace

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Steven McClellan · March 27, 2025

Fuck Morwenna marry Grace Forget Karen