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December 6, 2023

December Grab Bag of Mystery: Soggy Ones

Each month, you get a random piece of exclusive bonus content as a thank you for supporting us on Patreon. December's Grab Bag of Mystery perk is Soggy Ones AKA Alan and Jono get fanfic'd while eating Spicy Nuggies! David Does (definitely not Sean Evans) presents the show with mediumly-hot questions and reasonably hot internet dads. You're welcome. 🔥

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Donnaroo · May 16, 2024

Just catching up on vids and was so jazzed to see this! It figures that you guys would be fans of the hottest show and best celebrity interviewer around. I was begging Jono to stop, though.

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El.Evenses · April 5, 2024

I just started this and I'm obsessed. I love Hot Ones. I've mined gold.

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taylor garrett · February 19, 2024

Glad y’all like my fan fic!

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Sadie · January 25, 2024

Oh man guys. If you do something similar again (or just eat yummy spicy food) full fat yogurt is so much better than milk. Put some cucumber and dill in the yogurt for a yummy cooling effect.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · January 25, 2024

That sounds very refreshing!

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Hannah Rose 🥀🎵 · January 24, 2024

How long did it take for all three of you to recover?

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MsHalcyon · January 4, 2024

This was just as good on the rewatch. Thanks for letting us witness your shenanigans 😆

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Melissa · December 23, 2023

LOL ... sorry Alan, the dry-heaving. I laughed the laugh my brothers and I reserve for each other when we are in distress.

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BJ · December 21, 2023

I laughed! I cried! It was better than cats! Also, I have tried Da Bomb and I can't believe ya'll went through that. I had one drop and had a 20 minute conniption. I just want to give all three of you hugs and a milkshake.

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Drug Princess · December 19, 2023

I am with you Alan on the dry heaving. We all have that one thing that will get us every time. I still laughed though sorry :)

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Taz · December 18, 2023

"I am starting to dissociate" made me laugh harder than it should have.

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Scott Lukacovic · December 18, 2023

Honestly, I think you're both hot ones. Alan may have the gorgeous hair of a greek god, but Jono has that strong dad bod, i mean just look at those arms!

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Peter Fager · December 15, 2023

Ever since the first time I saw Hot Ones, I have wanted to do the show just to have all the wings and see how I would react to all of them, so it was fantastic watching the low-budget version! Way to put yourselves through that.

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FangyFae · December 12, 2023

Well the romans said it best.... "For those of us about to die, we salute you." Fair dues guys, that was simultaneously entertaining, horrific and disturbing. I am worried about you and myself at this point.

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slothtopus · December 10, 2023

Poor Alan at the end!! 😅 omg I didn’t enjoy seeing you guys (esp Jono) being in torment though. 🥺🫂

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Vicki Lenoir · December 8, 2023

That ending had me in tears!

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AriaKate · December 7, 2023

My two favorite web series combined into one hilarious dino-nugget! Thank you for making content that always brings me joy and gives me all the feels. <3

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Sharon aka Pocozy · December 7, 2023

Best Hot Ones episode EVER.

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Maggie Ray · December 7, 2023

I’m a new cinema therapy patreon member. And I just wanted to say, I love what you do. Keep up the great work!

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QueeneAllie · December 7, 2023

Not true, Jono. You're the hot one!

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Alan Seawright · December 7, 2023

I agree.

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Nancyjane Bailey · December 7, 2023

Great show folks. By the way, the Food Theory folks say a nice thick frappe (i.e. milkshake with ice cream) is the best counter to capsaicin.

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Alan Seawright · December 7, 2023

I like neutralizing with Acid. I just whip up a water with 2 True Lime packets, and... leveled out!

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Jary Gonzalez · December 6, 2023

i love all of this

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Jasmillio · December 6, 2023

I hope that was fun for you guys cause that was certainly fun for me 🤣

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Abigail Friedman · December 6, 2023

As someone who is allergic to capsaicin, this entire trend of hot sauce interviews horrifies me. Jono, I salute you; Alan, do you still have tastebuds left?

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Alan Seawright · December 7, 2023

I'm good. I grew up eating spicy food in Southeast Asia all the time. Da Bomb is gross though.

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☢️☣️ Sonar IllusionFox ☣️☢️ · December 6, 2023

I’m having a very hard time trying find the words this was so hilarious my Tachycardia Arrhythmia brought on an episode 🤣🤣 I take my hat off to you guys I would have ended up in the back of an ambulance 🤣🤣

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Alan Seawright · December 7, 2023

This is the first time I've been proud to be a potential cause of death.

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Holly✌️ · December 6, 2023

This has been by far one of the best random content episodes. TAKE MY MONEY

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Wendy Darling · December 6, 2023

Am literally crying with laughter WHILE AT WORK so thanks for that. (Getting concerned looks from my coworkers. 😂)

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Amy Moody · December 6, 2023

This was worth joining Patreon for! Love "Hot Ones", love Jono & Alan, love David "Sean Evans" Does, LOVE CINEMA THERAPY!!!!! 💜

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AliceMary · December 6, 2023

This made a boring day a lot better

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Smidge · December 6, 2023

Someone knew to hoard their Sriracha. Nice. My husband used to keep Last Dab in his locker at the hospital to keep him awake for overnight Pharmacy shifts. 🤭🌶️

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Lucy Trjo · December 6, 2023

Not Jono begging for his life in Spanish 😂😂

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Hazelbaby22 · December 6, 2023

Great video! I hate the da bomb myself, it is nothing but liquid smoke and capsaicin.

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Cadence Moffitt · December 6, 2023

Alan's bald cap triggered dry heaving was the finale I didn't need, but still got and I'm not sad about it. Amazing.

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Neocelestia · December 6, 2023

OMG!!! xD Brand new to Patreon and this has got to be the best perk I've ever seen!! lol!! Thanks for enduring those sauces for our enjoyment guys! You're awesome! <3

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Alan Seawright · December 7, 2023

Our pain is your enjoyment. Got it. 😜

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Seldanz_ · December 6, 2023

This was actually entertaining. Poor Jonathan though and Alan.

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Pam Jackson · December 6, 2023

Thank you for your service

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Angie · December 6, 2023

A follow up to the host and contestants -- is anyone adding the secret sauce to their cupboard?

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Emily Colton · December 6, 2023

Alan kept the garlic reaper sauce, I took home the other ones because my friends like that sort of thing -Emily

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LiZaFeR · December 6, 2023

Day. Made.

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Angie · December 6, 2023

I am enjoying this far too much 🤣🤣🤣 Bravo to the team, it's perfect.

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Angie · December 6, 2023

"literally no one was making you do this but pop off" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alexis Silva · December 6, 2023

lol oh boy this looks good