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August 2, 2023

August Grab Bag of Mystery: Alan's Skincare Routine!

Each month, you get a random piece of exclusive bonus content as a thank you for supporting us on Patreon. August's Grab Bag of Mystery perk is Alan's Skincare Routine! 

What's your favorite step? Comment below!

Comments (21)

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Austin Bell · June 13, 2024

Now I need a thriller with this and you two guys.

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Amelia from the BitchenBoutique · August 7, 2023

Fabulous. But as a fellow exfoliant enthusiast, may I suggest a kinder, gentler, CHEAPER alternative? Baking soda. Like the tiniest amount of it. I use it all over at least a few times a week but I could easily use it daily. Try it on your hands first, just sprinkle a little into your wet palm (or dip your wet finger in and use what stuck to it) and go. A little hand-washing motion for maybe 30 seconds to get it everywhere… or longer if you want… and rinse it off. You’ll see what I mean. It’s a very gentle chemical exfoliant. Kinda dissolves the dead skin. YOU WILL BECOME OBSESSED. JOIN ME!

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 8, 2023

Ooh, I'll have to try it out!

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Muggo · August 5, 2023

I wasn't sure about watching this, but I'm really glad I did hahaha It was so goofy, thank you to both of you! ♡

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Galatea the Gorgon · August 5, 2023

Loving the American Psycho vibes

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Grace Woodliff · August 4, 2023

Jono better listen..or...the hose...😶

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 7, 2023

Grace gets it.

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Eve72 · August 4, 2023

Thank you, Alan, for not slugging with Vaseline. Because no one needs to see anybody do that😬

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Nell Campbell · August 3, 2023

Hahaha I really enjoyed that. It had layers.

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Lynettra · August 3, 2023

👀 okayyyy that was um.... *clears throat* ...informative 😨 oh and favorite step: apricot scrub. i love that stuff!

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B · August 2, 2023

As an esthetician I died a little on the inside 🤣💀

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 7, 2023

Alan here, we should talk. I have NO idea what I’m doing.

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Fiona Stevenson Designs · August 2, 2023

Well, I’ll never moisturize without getting the chilly-willies again.

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Lauren Wagstaff · August 2, 2023

I think my favorite step is curling up in the fetal position overcome with existential dread and anxiety, followed by the mask peel.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 2, 2023

Both are crucial steps in this process.

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Angie · August 2, 2023

Favorite step? Definitely when you inflict the skincare routine on Jono 😂 This was fantastic, love it ❤️ Since I don't have facial hair, it never occurred to me what one would do for the skin under the hair. Do the moisturizers and whatever serums just work through the hair? Seems like they wouldn't hurt the hair...? And with your fair complexion and fair hair, do you get sunburned spots on the skin under your facial hair? Now I must know. Lol

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Smidge · August 2, 2023

*Patrick Voice* THE MACHINATIONS OF HIS BEARD ARE AN ENIGMA.

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Samantha Duchek · August 2, 2023

This brought me great joy 😂

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Hello there · August 2, 2023

What was that😆?! I mean thank you... I guess XD Man, I love your silliness. How often did you have to film the last part because I would have lost it immediately😅. You are a handsome man Mr. Seawright and congrats to Jonochu for not loosing it. That's just another Jolan moment right there^^.

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Amelia Hansen · August 2, 2023

I may not survive, I'm just trying to work not asphyxiate because I'm laughing so hard 🤣

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Pam Jackson · August 2, 2023

That was so disturbing now I need therapy