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April 8, 2026

April Grab Bag of Mystery: Cinema Therapy After Dark - Madame Web

Welcome to the second in a (maybe) new series - Cinema Therapy After Dark! In this show, Alan and Jono are forced to do their jobs with no preparation whatsoever, reacting to (subjectively) terrible movies chosen by crew members David and Brad. This time, the guys are subjected to the "ambiguous" and "complex" Madame Web.

Viewer discretion advised. This show does NOT have the content boundaries of typical episodes!

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G.D. Graham · September 22, 2026

Such a HILARIOUS episode

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Almendra Báez Riquelme · September 16, 2026

After Madam Web Heroes episose, could we get Fifth Element? :D

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Almendra Báez Riquelme · September 16, 2026

hahahahhahahhahhhahahahhhhhhahaahahhahahahhahhaa This is exactly how it goes when I try to explain movies or sereis to my husbnad. him: but how does that work? me: they don't say but based on my movie sense and I think blah or bleh 'cuz that is what makes most sense and I'm going with that him: OK, so no logic whatsoever, continue, what happens then?

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Crystal Pope · August 15, 2026

This was such a fun series to watch. I’m looking forward to more.

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Hannah Rose 🥀🎵 · August 11, 2026

The amount of millennial zoom in this movie is insane 😂

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Jennifer · August 4, 2026

I saw this dvd at the library and thought “oh huh a marvel movie I haven’t heard of, sure.” Clearly I never saw this episode beforehand…

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Gabe Vermund · June 12, 2026

Yall should do Battlefield Earth!

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Heather B · May 24, 2026

Please make more after darks!!! Or just roast more terrible movies. This was fo fun. I’m going to watch this terrible movie and hope you guys put out an episode for it..

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Heather B · May 14, 2026

Pleeeeeeeeze do more Of these after dark episodes. I love when you are more critical and judgy of terrible characters or movies. I rewatch the twilight videos often bc they’re so fun to tackle the awful of those films. I love the jingle all the way one of this series too. Hoping for more of these, maybe soon and a reduction in stranger things content.

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LibKat · April 19, 2026

Loved this! May I suggest our movie raccoon torture the daddies with Congo? Villain therapy on Tim Curry’s character would rule.

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Frost Song · April 19, 2026

Where do we get more cinema therapy after dark?

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Kate Ackerley · April 17, 2026

guys! this is why even though I absolutely can't afford to keep renewing Patreon, I CAN'T CANCEL BECAUSE I WOULD MISS THIS! CTAD is awesome! Slogan should be "Bad Cinema, Good Therapy" LOL BTW I hadn't watched Madam web because I assumed it would be terrible, which it is... but I HAD to watch it because I'm getting ready for that Psychology of a Hero of Madam Web. I'm fully expecting this so... please do it!

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Katie Sanderson · April 17, 2026

I swear, The Suicide Squad with Jared Leto was better than this movie. Not all of the performances were great, but at least it was filled with dialogue and a plot that we could all understand!

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

Indeed. SS was terrible but it also had entertainment value beyond its badness. This one is a slog!

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thebluecastle · April 17, 2026

I know that Heated Rivalry is waaaay outside the content boundaries you normally do, but a CTAD on it would be so amazing!

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

Jono here. I would be happy to have David curate some clips for us, haha!

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ysolde · April 16, 2026

OK. Must not have empowered women in the future. Also, must have more CTAD. It's a moral imperative!

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

LOL.

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Melissa · April 13, 2026

Love After Dark! Need lots more 💕 Do you understand? Patrons must have! 😁

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

More is on the way! - Jono

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Ski · April 13, 2026

I watched this movie while drunk and then it was fun

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

I don't even drink and that sounds amazing! - Jono

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Coby Sevdy · April 12, 2026

When I saw "After Dark," I assumed these would cover more adult films. But I'm not disappointed, this was fun to watch!

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

Lol. Um... no. - Jono

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Patrick Boyda · April 11, 2026

So far as I can guess from scrapped concept art and rumor, the original idea was that Simms got visions of who Peter Parker would grow up to be, and was pursuing Mary Parker to kill her before he was born.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

Aaaahhhhh.

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Jamie_is_Tired · April 11, 2026

I never saw madame web. Jono was making me cackle this whole video😂

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

Honestly, truly, happy that my pain gave you pleasure :) - Jono

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Aimee Murray · April 11, 2026

The uterus is indeed the villain. It's regularly my villain, anyway.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

Oh wow, hahaha! - Jono

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Marie-Soleil Cha · April 10, 2026

Thank you so much for this. I laughed to tears!

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

Marie-Soleil, we love to make you happy :) - Jono

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Eloise Flanagin · April 10, 2026

Laughing at something that is ridiculous is good therapy!

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 17, 2026

Totally agree!

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Jessie B · April 9, 2026

More CT After Dark PLEASE!!

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Jenna Sutton · April 9, 2026

This is 100% one of my favorite reasons to subscribe to your Patreon. We need more of these!

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The Reel Lovers Podcast · April 9, 2026

Need to add Fast and Furious to this series lol 😂

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SaucyJTB · April 9, 2026

I love that we get more Brad in these episodes. He's seriously so funny 🤣.

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Briandy · April 9, 2026

Please make this an ongoing series!

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G.D. Graham · April 9, 2026

This kind of episode is GLORIOUS. Please do more 🥰

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Teresa McQueen · April 8, 2026

These after dark episodes are too effing funny! Thank you, I thoroughly enjoy laughing with you guys!!

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KrissyArtist · April 8, 2026

The real villain was the script

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KrissyArtist · April 8, 2026

This video was hilarious. I love watching people react to this awful movie. This movie is somehow worse than catwoman the halle Barry one. Like this is so bad and funny because of it

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Woodwind · April 9, 2026

Wow that's really saying something 🤣🤣🤣

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KrissyArtist · April 8, 2026

Omg not Madame Web. This movie is awful!

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AnnieNoiseAnnoysAnOyster · April 8, 2026

This was an absolute delight - you had me from the moment you introduced Jono as Voldemort. I am definitely a "Cinema Therapy After Dark" fan!!

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Kristin 🦦 · April 8, 2026

This made my teenager and me crack up so hard. Best spring break family watch so far!

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Doro · April 8, 2026

That was fun! Now I don't have to watch the movie to see why it was so bad

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Lynettra · April 8, 2026

I am at work 💀😂💀🤣💀 Alan’s laugh is everything! Jono is broken and I love it.

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bryt.knee · April 8, 2026

Absolutely living for the Kraven x Kpop demon hunter edits 😌

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Almendra Báez Riquelme · September 16, 2026

it was peak!!!!

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Jay Moretz · April 8, 2026

I love these! Please continue "After Dark!"

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Jay Skylar's Stories · April 8, 2026

PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES I NEED THIS 😂 also you should totally do a Psychology of a Hero on Madame Web, she's such a rich and complex character, so much ambiguity and subtlety there

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Madelaine the Dragon Queen · April 8, 2026

Love it! Please more!

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Anna Murray · April 8, 2026

Jono and the 2003 ChatGPT!

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Aneurin Jackson · April 8, 2026

I love this series!

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Angela Conley · April 8, 2026

This will be fun!

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Janet Michelle- You Caught Me · April 8, 2026

Ahhh I just commented like an hour ago asking about this!! Manifestation yay!

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Wayward Ace · April 8, 2026

I would love to see this series continue, I have some suggestions in my notes. 😊

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Sunny Solstice · April 8, 2026

Oh dear David is making sure he gets revenge as the editor by torturing these two

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InkStick · April 8, 2026

So does this mean we can expect Fifty Shades of fail?

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Cinema Therapy Studios · April 8, 2026

David and Brad have a list of ideas, and we don't know about it!