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March 5, 2025

March Grab Bag of Mystery: Alice the Set Dog

Each month, you get a random piece of exclusive bonus content as a thank you for supporting us on Patreon. March's Grab Bag of Mystery perk is a day in the life of 16-year-old Alice, the world-weary, geriatric, barrel-shaped set dog.

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Shellybean · March 24, 2025

Thank you for sharing Alice with us. Her little perky bat ears can cure a sour mood, WOW!

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Holly✌️ · March 18, 2025

David voicing this had me CRYING! Not to be dramatic, but I'd commit crimes for Alice

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E Smith · March 14, 2025

I'm sorry, Jonathan, did you actually just yell at a senior dog?! I want to believe you are a kind soul who knows that apologies with pungent treats are very much in order. My Brimstone is a 14 year old gentleman whose entire face has gone from black to gray. I relate so hard to Alice. Get as many stinky kisses as possible.

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Elle Luner · March 10, 2025

Best boy. We love dog. More dog. Gimme please.

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Lily Sun · March 7, 2025

I really want that motivational poster!

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Nancyjane Bailey · March 6, 2025

Alice is an inspiration. I will think of her when I climb stairs. Which humans belong to Alice?

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SaucyJTB · March 6, 2025

Alan and Megan 😊. I feel like I remember Alan saying in a Q&A that they've had her since she was a puppy.

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Ally Shelden · March 5, 2025

Love to see Alice! My boy Gatsby is about to turn 13 and his congestive heart failure means he honks like a goose and while I hate that he has to do that so frequently, he bounces around like normal the rest of the time (when he isn’t sleeping 19 hours of the day). Hang in there, Alice! Gatsby has death breath, too. I’m glad he’s not a kisser, he’s a booper. But he does yawn in my face a lot 🤢🥰

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Wayward Ace · March 5, 2025

My NNevada made it to 16 years and 7 months! It warms my heart to see the frosty faced doggos!! 💜🐾💜🐾💜🐾

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Manic Thiccsy Dream Girl · March 5, 2025

ROFL sweet old ghostface baby. I had a rickety old girl who ate 50% food, 50% medication/supplements every day. They move like glaciers but shower everyone with their stinky, stinky love.

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Shani Gribben · March 5, 2025

Someone give the poor baby some anti inflammatories

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SaucyJTB · March 5, 2025

A dog Alice's age is likely on quite a bit of meds 😅.

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Smidge · March 5, 2025

Me, rotten with a cold and dealing with girl time, clambering to get to work: "If Alice can do it..."

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Luke · March 5, 2025

Who did the voice?😂

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SaucyJTB · March 5, 2025

David Sant! Same person who edited the HSM episodes and the best slam poet EVER. Strongly recommend checking out that grab bag 😂.

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Ann Brookens · March 5, 2025

What a sweet pupper! Give her lots of pets from me!

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Woodwind · March 5, 2025

Awwwwww ❤️ Give her lots of love, pets, and treats from all of us.

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Cherry Bomb · March 5, 2025

I love her so much!

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Marie-Soleil Cha · March 5, 2025

The amount of love I have for these puppies (yes they are all puppies in my heart) is immeasurable. <3

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Aeras · March 5, 2025

"Be brave, be brave, be brave, ah ah ah!" Poor baby. 🤣

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SaucyJTB · March 5, 2025

Also, JUSTICE FOR ALICE! DON'T YELL AT HER, JONO 😤😤😤😂😂😂.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · March 5, 2025

She literally can't hear me otherwise.

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SaucyJTB · March 5, 2025

"Every movement is pain." I feel you, Alice!

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Evan Linden · March 5, 2025

This one makes me kinda sad, but Alice is a very sweet old lady