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August 7, 2024

August Grab Bag of Mystery: Dream Casting Harry Potter

Each month, you get a random piece of exclusive bonus content as a thank you for supporting us on Patreon. August's Grab Bag of Mystery perk sees the return of dream casting with Megan. By now, you know she's a dream casting genius! Megan is back at it to dream cast the maybe-future Harry Potter TV series. What do you think and who would you cast?

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Julia · August 11, 2025

James & Lily were 21 when they were killed.

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Julia · August 11, 2025

See I want Hugh Boneville for Fudge. I think he could tap into that two-faced nature.

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Giancarlo Chico · May 5, 2025

Dan Stevens as Gilderoy Lockhart

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Aria Angelos · April 30, 2025

Omg Nick Frost is actually cast now as Hagrid! Crazy! No Snape dream cast? 😭

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Lenna (El Jay) · October 25, 2024

Poor Kitt Harrington passed over for Potter again 😞

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Luke · September 2, 2024

Dark horse pick for Lupin here: Thomas Brodie-Sangster. I KNOW, I KNOW, he’s still the kid from Nanny McPhee and Love, Actually for a lot of people, but by the time they’d be casting Lupin, he’d be over 40. Check out pictures of him with facial hair, add some scars and I think he’s got the look down. Plus I feel like he nicely treads the line between cool young teacher and proper British gentleman enough to differentiate him from Sirius. If not, Andrew Garfield works.

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Luke · September 2, 2024

Michelle Gomez as McGonagall!!!

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Luke · September 2, 2024

Nick Frost is my choice for Hagrid too!!! Simon Pegg as Dumbledore is wild tho😭 I want Simon Pegg as Peeves and Peter Capaldi as Dumbledore!!

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Luke · September 2, 2024

Love this!!! I’ve been rereading the books with the new series in mind, outlining how I think they should divide up the episodes and making notes on casting. I actually really love Brett Goldstein as Sirius, which is funny because I’d considered him as Snape, but I honestly think I might like this more! I’ve just been dream casting as many Ted Lasso and Doctor Who actors as I can😂 (Nick Mohammed as Peter Pettigrew, anyone?)

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Megha Suresh · August 24, 2024

Mad Mikelson would play such an amazing Lucius Malfoy tho...

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Megha Suresh · August 24, 2024

Oh, and for Peter Pettigrew, Toby Jones would be BANG ON. Just awesomeness.

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Megha Suresh · August 24, 2024

For Sirius, I think the best option would be Andrew Garfield. Sirius becomes cynical and miserable only in Azkaban, but is otherwise portrayed as a handsome, loveable goof who has an amazing dynamic with James. Andrew Garfield is exactly that. BINGO.

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Luke · September 2, 2024

Interesting, considering Andrew Garfield’s a popular choice for Lupin (the role I’d probably prefer him in). He’s my favorite actor of all time tho, so let’s please just get him in there somewhere

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Sam Johnson · August 24, 2024

Toby Stephens would make a good Sirius as well - definitely pulls off the rage/paternal combination. And he’s Maggie Smith’s son to boot

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Meilin · August 23, 2024

waw Megan is really talented at this game. I love the choices she made. Adam Driver as Snape and Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are my favorite. I would add Oscar Isaac as Sirius Black.

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Heather George · August 21, 2024

The funniest thing about these dream castings are Allan's reactions.

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Sara Wagiström · August 20, 2024

Very good casting! Can we somehow make room for Idris Elba? And somehow I’m feeling Noel Fielding as Filch, but I think that might just be because you mentioned the IT Crowd 😂 He’d probably have more fun as Peeves though.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 23, 2024

Oh my goodness, Noel Fielding as Filch is genius! 😂 Trying to think of a good spot for Idris Elba... hmm. Might have to think about that a bit and come back to it, because he's incredible.

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Ana Bulat · August 17, 2024

Not HP, but dream casting related: My perfect Pride and Prejudice (2005) dream casting for Mr Bennet (originally played by Donald Sutherland) is none other than our dear Alan Seawright. I think it’s because of my favourite scene from the movie at the end when he gives his blessing to Elizabeth and Darcy and cries happy tears. 🥲❤️

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Nancyjane Bailey · August 16, 2024

Where is David Tennant is all this? He would be great as Voldemort.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 23, 2024

I ADORE Davide Tennant! But he was Barty Crouch Jr. in the movies, and I was trying to avoid re-casting people from the originals. That said, he could do something very interesting with Voldemort. Or any number of other characters. Because he is amazing! -- Megan

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El.Evenses · August 16, 2024

Yay, Megan! More Megan. More David. Maybe a grab bag of mystery with Megan AND David. 🤯 I now realize how greedy this sounds. 😄😁

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Melissa · August 13, 2024

Douglas Hodge as Aberforth Dumbledore 😭

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IndyDrawsArt · August 13, 2024

David at the end. xD Got me good. I started giggling. I agree with Megan’s choices. 💙💙

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Ana Bulat · August 13, 2024

Taylor Swift as Rita Skeeter haha 😜

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Moon7Willow · August 10, 2024

Coming back to say that Robert Carlisle would make an astonishing Olivander!

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GrangerDanger · August 9, 2024

So many of us agree to Adam Driver as Snape. At this point, if they don’t cast him, it’ll feel deliberate. 😂

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 9, 2024

Don't know if he would do it, but it would be PERFECT.

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tres 🫶🏻 · August 8, 2024

Hear me out: Aubrey Plaza for Umbridge. Umbridge is like mid thirties in the books, and Plaza is 40. While it is pretty far from her normal typecast, I think she would have a ton of fun in the role, as well as add depth to the very realistic threat that Umbridge imposes on the children.

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Story-Power · August 8, 2024

In response to more actors of color, is there a role for Chiwetel Ejiofor? I love him! Also Thandiwe Newton, Guru Mbatha Raw or Henry Golding? I do like your picks though.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 9, 2024

Honestly, all 4 should be in it. Chiwetel Ejiofor as Mad-Eye Moody could be a TON of fun. Thandiwe Newton as Rita Skeeter? I'm not as good at this as Megan is. -alan

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Manic Thiccsy Dream Girl · August 8, 2024

I feel we are missing an opportunity with Lupin, and I humbly nominate Nicholas Hoult. He could be bumbling and awkward, but with those shimmery, wolfy eyes. Plus, more of a charismatic pull between him and Florence Pugh as Tonks. Matt Smith as Voldemort, because we know he can pull off a terrifying megalomaniac. Michael Sheen for Cornelius Fudge. Also, MORE. PEOPLE. OF. COLOR. PLEASE!! Perhaps Sophie Okonedo as Professor McGonagall, or Madam Hooch. Ncuti Gatwa as Sirius Black, for that warmth & mischievous spirit. Richard Ayoade for Professor Quirrell.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 9, 2024

Richard Ayoade for Dumbledore, if you please! And Michael Sheen for Fudge is *inspired!* -alan

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BlackAdder · August 8, 2024

I'd really like Charles Dance either as Voldemort or as Dumbledore. He's obviously great at evil manipulators (and he might have a bit less maniac and more manipulative approach to voldemort in later books) but I'd also really like him once as really kind character, it could either be really bad or it could be absolutely briliant to have him play Dumbledore. Even Tywin and Vetinari had some pretty good guy moments though they were still bit edgy for Dumbledore. Also what about Cumberbatch as voldemort? Hidleston should also get some role. Capaldi could be cool Dumbledore. Rowan Atkinson as Peeves. Maybe Jude Law could play even old Dumbledore he was great as young version. Ben Kingsley would be great Dumbledore. Or Patrick Stewart he would have hair for once :D Stephen Fry would be also great Dumbledore if he was a bit thinner, but maybe some digital help?

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 8, 2024

You've got some great ideas in here!! Rowan Atkinson as Peeves would be incredible. So many phenomenal actors, where to put them all??

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Beutimus · August 8, 2024

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as Dumbledore and Hagrid? Yes please!

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Kate Ackerley · August 8, 2024

Someone should AI generate the images of all the casting and share.

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Rachel Jones · August 7, 2024

I love these dream casting videos!! And the last one got me to read Mistborn - loved it!!!

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SaucyJTB · August 8, 2024

Yaaaaaaaaaay!!! The first Mistborn trilogy is in my top 10 favorite books of all time!

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Holly✌️ · August 7, 2024

I squealed with glee with your pick for Dumbledore and Hagrid! Also, Stephen Fry as Kreature?

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LynnCaster · August 9, 2024

Ok I was prepared to be utterly offended that no one nominated Stephen Fry for anything, but this is an inspired choice

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tiassa · August 7, 2024

Given that JK Rowling has stated multiple times that she believes that people continuing to support her work means that they also support her transphobic ideals, I prefer not to have conversations about Harry Potter, no matter how much the books meant to me in the past.

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Alan Seawright · August 8, 2024

Well, I choose not to believe that. She can’t tell me what to believe or support.

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beckerboopin · August 7, 2024

Okay but we GOTTA have Stephen Fry in there somewhere.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 7, 2024

There was a little note on screen toward the end that Stephen Fry would be a great option for Dumbledore! (we forgot to mention it while we were filming)

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Catherine Ginn · August 7, 2024

Honestly, for as good of a performance as he would put in, I wasn’t convinced on the look of James McAvoy as Lucius until I imagined him playing Lucius opposite of Michael Fassbender playing Voldemort. As soon as that was in my head, I was completely on board.

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SaucyJTB · August 7, 2024

His role in Split has convinced me that James McAvoy is actually just a walking mimic roaming the earth. That man has so much range that I'm not even sure he knows there's supposed to be a limit lol.

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Catherine Ginn · August 7, 2024

Sally Hawkins is definitely a good call for Trelawney, but I can’t help but think that Maya Hawk would be awesome - if only she were older.

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McLovinPopeIII · August 7, 2024

Such a great dream cast. Hope some executives are watching.

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The Hideaway Tavern · August 7, 2024

James McAvoy playing Voldemort would be delightfully ironic given his role as a young Professor X.

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Moon7Willow · August 8, 2024

If you watch the mini series Children of Dune, MacAvoy definitely shows shades of that lazy exultation!

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Frida · August 7, 2024

I love Ben Wishaw, he is so darn good. I could truly see him as either Sirius or Snape actually (since Driver is american :P)

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Hello there · August 7, 2024

That was perfect. I would love to have Tom Hiddleston as Remus though.

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Cinema Therapy Studios · August 7, 2024

Or Tom Hiddleston as every character! He's amazing. 😁

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Moon7Willow · August 7, 2024

If Ms. Rowling were ok with genderswapping a character or two, Freddie Highmore would be stunning as Trelawney.

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Alan Seawright · August 8, 2024

We don’t need her permission! Swap away!!!

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Frida · August 7, 2024

Rhys Ifans could do Pettigrew!

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Tiffany · August 7, 2024

Please do more of these dream cast videos!

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SaucyJTB · August 7, 2024

Agreed! This could be a whole subcategory lol.

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Ian prieto · August 7, 2024

Oh my!, My lovely wife Meghan?! 🤯😱✨

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Ian prieto · August 7, 2024

Alr, it is kinda of a stupid joke, but that was my honest reaction right there hahaha

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Moon7Willow · August 7, 2024

Some of my ideas: Gwendolyn Christy as Madame Maxime. I agree with others, Ben Barnes as Sirius. Benedict Cumberbatch as Lupin. Phyllis Logan (Mrs. Hughes/Carson from Downton Abbey) as Madam Pomfrey. Jamie Campbell Bower as either Lupin, Quirrell or Lucius Malfoy. Jack Whitehall as Quirrell. Ewan McGregor as Sir Cadogan. Chewitel Ejiofor as Firenze. Noel Fielding as the Knight Bus driver.

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SaucyJTB · August 7, 2024

Gwendoline Christie would rock the hell out of Madame Maxime! That was my suggestion, too ❤️. I love Benedict Cumberbatch, but I think it would actually be fun if he played Quirrell! He could easily do Snape or Voldemort, too, though those would be on the more darker side of his personality 😊.

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H.H.Hollz · August 7, 2024

Some solid picks, although not all British! My other pick instead of Cate Blanchet is Tilda Swinton (although I think she turned HP down when making the films because she hated bording school). And for Kingsley Shuttlecomb (I think that's his name) I would put the current Doctor from Doctor Who. And for McGonigal I would have Karen Gillian.

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SaucyJTB · August 7, 2024

Karen Gillan would also be a solid pick for Lily!

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Woodwind · August 7, 2024

That was soooooo good! Can't wait to watch that!!!

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simdoodles · August 7, 2024

these ideas were so fun omg love them (especially sally hawkins like she's always a win to me). it would be interesting to consider casting actors of colour in some of these roles, considering there are so many talented British poc actors to choose from - dev patel comes to mind (a lot of people see him as james potter but i think he could pull off 3/4 of the marauders tbh)

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Alan Seawright · August 8, 2024

Dev Patel as Sirius would be serious.

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Holly✌️ · August 7, 2024

For real, I can't wait to watch this

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SaucyJTB · August 7, 2024

Oh boy... I'll come back and edit this comment after watching, but this is gonna be interesting 🤣. Edit - It's long and full of spoilers, so I'm going to reply to my own comment instead. TL;DR: My actual dream casting would be Jono as Lockhart, Alan as Snape, Megan as McGonagall, and David as literally every other character. Let's make it happen 🤣.

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SaucyJTB · August 7, 2024

Olivia Coleman is the ultimate card to play in just about any role. Matt Barry always plays characters you love to hate, so it would be interesting to see how he would take on Vernon. I can accept Cate Blanchett as successor to Dame Maggie Smith! I actually like Ewan McGregor more for Lockhart. Adam Driver is the only answer to play Snape in my mind, for sure. I'm not familiar with Sally Hawkins and Hugh Bonneville, but the clips look promising! Ooooh... I would love to see Jessica Hines and Martin Freeman together as Molly and Arthur! YES. PLEASE. I need Roy (Brett Goldstein) as Sirius Black. Please. Pretty please. I would love the hell out of that. Oooh... I think I lean more toward Tom Holland and Saoirse Ronan. YES! I've wanted Rupert Grint to come back as Lupin forever now! Florence Pugh could pull off Tonks, easily. I'm not sure about Peter Pettigrew.... it is a shame that Tom Hollander is out of the age range now. I'll take James McAvoy any time and anywhere. I love the hell out of him. Stellar actor. YES. MICHAEL FASSBENDER as Voldemort. Yes, please. Another fantastic actor. I would love to see an unhinged Kate Winslet. Daniel Radcliffe as either Peeves or Nearly-Headless Nick would be awesome. I want Anya Taylor Joy for Rita... but I would want Gwendoline Christie to play as the headmistress of Beauxbatons. ... I love the idea of Nick Frost and Simon Pegg together again... but as Hagrid and Dumbledore? Man, I really don't know. I so don't know about that 😅. Would it be fun? Absolutely lol. Ah, but then again, Simon Pegg and Adam Driver playing off one another.... crap, that could be good. True fancasting: Jono as Lockhart, Alan as Snape, Megan as McGonagall, and David can play literally every other character. Let's make it happen 🤣.