Announcing: The Tropicali Good End Patch Funding Goal!
Here at Lightning Rooster Productions, we believe in good old fashioned (Latin) American capitalism, just like our hero Fernando, and that means offering quality goods to satisfy our loyal customer's demand!
We've heard you, and are so excited to announce the new funding goal for the first piece of Tropicali DLC:
The Good Ending!
Want to carelessly knock up every girl without negative consequence? Absolutely!
Tired of having magical romantic evenings, only for the women to walk off into the ocean in the morning? We can fix that!
Hot girls getting your vibes down with dumb talk of "monogamy", "boundaries" and "expectations"? Forget about it!
Want to bang your [REDACTED] in her [REDACTED] with your [REDACTED] without shooting a [REDACTED]? Landladies and roommates everywhere will be jealous of the pageant hedonism!
That's right, you too can have the ending you've already seen before in every game you've already played!
All this AND MORE for the low, low price of getting our Patreon account to $10k/month!
You heard that correctly! When we hit $10,000 per month on our page, we'll make the good ending available for everyone* for FREE!**
So what are you waiting for?! The ending of your dreams is in your grasp, all you have to do is reach out and grab it!
Get the Tropicali Good Ending today!
*Everyone meaning all patrons
**Patrons meaning all paid patrons
Comments (19)
Just found the game a few days ago, I hope it'll get revisited and given more content
Are you serious or is it like a joke about that ending
Eh, I'd do it
HA I AINT FALLING FOR THAT *take out credit card*
I'd do it out of spite, easy
just to know, how close to 10k/month?
halfway there
Interesting but I presume she won't be technicaly ''canon''? There will be a sequel after all. Which endings is consider ''canon'' for the sequel?
There'll be an interview at beginning where you get to choose what choices you made in 1, like in Mass Effect 2
This is just mean at this point LOL
on my way
Don't tempt me
I'm a man of my word
This hurt
It doesn't have to! Get a Saudi oil prince involved and it's problem solved
At least I got a good chuckle out of it. Happy April 1st to you as well.
The joke is I'd actually do it
Gotta pray, I need my ridiculously fantastical end!
Be the change you want to see