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December 9, 2025

Help me pick a Schwarzenegger movie!

Per some requests in my Gold Standard patron livestreams...here is a fully Schwarzenegger-themed poll haha

Feel free to suggest any other Schwarzenegger films below!

Comments (66)

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Jimathai · December 11, 2025

Running Man was fun too. True Lies is a classic though.

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Cory Silver · December 11, 2025

I am so disappointed. Commando is a masterpiece.

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Mr. Redd · December 11, 2025

Day 1 of requesting that you watch Speed Racer (2008). I know you choose by poll but unfortunately I don’t see this movie winning at any time

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Ben Curran · December 10, 2025

yeah True lies is probably better than all of these options tbh. Good action and fun also.

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Baggie Mark · December 10, 2025

I think Natalie missed a trick, as we could have had "Jingle all the Way" as an Arnie Christmas Movie.

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John Burns · December 13, 2025

I love Phil Hartman in that movie!

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Horoldo · December 10, 2025

True Lies and Last Action Hero. I’d love to see you finish the Terminator series too. Can’t beat a good Arnie movie.

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Mauricio Morales · December 10, 2025

True lies and kindergarten cop are both wins in my book

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P. Paul Castiglione · December 10, 2025

Conan the destroyer is arguably the more fun of the two movies.

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Troy · December 10, 2025

True Lies and Kindergarten Cop are both fun. Don't listen to the Jingle All The Way people, it is easily one of Arnold's worst movies, and that's not me saying it, it's objectively panned by fans and critics alike, unless one was five when it came out.

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Stephan · December 10, 2025

I think you’d really like Last Action Hero. Also stars a much younger Charles Dance, who’s fantastic in it

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Jonah D Jackson · December 9, 2025

I am not sure whether you would enjoy it or not, but I sure would like to see that reaction to Commando. Apex 80s.

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Patrick S · December 9, 2025

Jingle All the Way (1996) should be the movie to watch!

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Troy · December 10, 2025

[insert child side-eye meme GIF here]

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Berry · December 9, 2025

If you do Total Recall (which looking at the poll you probably will) you could do RoboCop as well and complete all 3 Paul Verhoeven sci-fi classics (Starship Troopers being the one you already reacted to).

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Mike Hell · December 9, 2025

I second RoboCop. Maybe Nat could make a semi-realistic dystopian sci-fi poll with Robo, Dredd, Running Man, and Clockwork Orange. Or even something like Snowpiercer.

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Hugh Jacked-Man · December 9, 2025

Missed opportunity to put jingle all the way on here

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Lana Gorgeous · December 9, 2025

Kindergartener Cop better than all the above

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Justin Hormann · December 10, 2025

Maybe she should wait to watch Kindergarten Cop in case she ever plays Silent Hill 1 on "the gaming side," lol. >Apparently, a remake is being made by the people who made the new version of Silent Hill 2.

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Jacob King · December 9, 2025

Terminator 3 is a solid B- . I like it but it’s completely unnecessary. There are two good sequels to Terminator 2, The Sarah Conner Chronicles (TV Show) and Terminator: Dark Fate. Dark Fate is a different timeline to 3 and the rest of the sequels.

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Jamie Moran · January 27, 2026

Terminator: Dark Fate is a way better 3rd Terminator movie than Rise of the Machines imo. It does make a couple of controversial choices though

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Basil Hazzard · December 9, 2025

Why no love for kindergarten cop? I think it would do Nat's heart good. And no jingle all the way for Christmas?

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Troy · December 10, 2025

I can't tell if people are trolling her about Jingle All The Way, or if there was a demographic that grew up with that movie and thus have a blind spot to how un-Christmas-y it really was?

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Clay Allison · December 9, 2025

Terminator 2 is better than 3, and the original is probably the best (maybe for nostalgic reasons, though).

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Josh · December 9, 2025

Counterpitch: Jingle All The Way

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Logan Kerlee · December 9, 2025

I've always been an Arnold fan. The Terminator is by and far my all time favorite movie. The order of awesome with Terminator movies is pretty much their release order. I can't turn my brain off to enjoy Terminator 3. It's that level of bad in my book. All of that being said, Arnold DOES HAVE OTHER MOVIES that he's done a great job with! I would totally begin Natalie's journey beyond Terminator with Conan the Barbarian. It's an awesome action flick that contains humor and laughs while also sticking true to what it is - a sword and sorcery story. It's fun and funny while being VERY violent. I won't try to mask that - it's pretty violent! hahaha, but if you can see past that then you'll dig on it. :) Total Recall's a cool movie but I don't feel that it's worth seeing before Conan. It's an action sci fi but without anything cool that the Alien franchise has. Commando's the only one on here that I don't have memorized from seeing it a bajillion times. I just don't find it to be thrilling in comparison to the others.

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Mastervodo · December 9, 2025

"Let me tell you of the days of HIGH Adventure!"

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Brian · December 9, 2025

Twins or Junior would have been a fun, too.

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Adam Doyle · December 9, 2025

"It's not a Junior"

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Ed Green · December 9, 2025

I watched Terminator 1 and 2 as a kid in the 90s and at age 15 was more excited to see T3 in the cinema that I'd ever been for a film before. On that basis, I'd say, definitely do not pick T3. It's a complete waste of time and a betrayal of the franchise by an inferior writer to James Cameron. Total Recall is far superior, and is based on the works of the same author behind Minority Report and Blade Runner.

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jamie jones · December 9, 2025

True lies

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vlocke67 · December 9, 2025

True lies!

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Keith Jacobsen · December 9, 2025

I agree, Total Recall is a big win but True Lies should be part of this conversations! 😊

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Adam Doyle · December 9, 2025

I can't recall if you have seen True Lies before, but that one is a MUST. However, a silly action movie that I always enjoyed as a kid was Eraser (1996) Fun and action.

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Logan Kerlee · December 9, 2025

Eraser was a blast to watch in theaters for me as a kid! hahahaha, it was a fun one!

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John Kim · December 9, 2025

Last Action Hero. 😎

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Joseph salazar · December 9, 2025

You got true lies kindergarten cop or a Christmas movie jingle all the way.

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Stephen Lewis · December 9, 2025

True Lies is a great action comedy. Kindergarten. Cop is classic as well.

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Mike Hell · December 9, 2025

I think T3 could be replaced with True Lies or The Running Man, but otherwise a great list. He's got some bangers on his resume. Maybe not Junior, though...

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Logan Kerlee · December 9, 2025

lmao - Junior's fun if you can keep an open mind to silly/crazy science. xD

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Thomas Richter · December 9, 2025

True Lies should be on the list for sure

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Jim Lent · December 9, 2025

Kindergarten Cop. "It's not a tumor!"

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Jason Gillman · December 9, 2025

Ok if we are doing Total Recall we gotta do Robocop tho

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Rey · December 9, 2025

True lies is a really fun film that i think you'd genuinely enjoy, its Arnold at his peak, it has jamie lee curtis as his costar and is even directed by james cameron, its an all round good time

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Logan Kerlee · December 9, 2025

Pretty much every time Arnold and James Cameron work together it's an awesome time for us. :)

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W. Scott Richardson · December 9, 2025

True Lies. It just might tick all the boxes.

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Nick Freer · December 9, 2025

Conan what is best in life !?

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Logan Kerlee · December 9, 2025

LOVE THIS QUOTE!!

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Raieldon · December 9, 2025

Last Action Hero may be most tailored for your meta Hollywood riffing sensibilities. Massive amount for you to dish on.

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Kaligaris · December 9, 2025

True Lies, like many others said, is a great movie.

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Darryl Low · December 9, 2025

There's so many great Arnie movies, that Nat was never going to be able fit them all in one poll. Hopefully there will be a round 2 next year sometime. Total Recall gets my vote this time. Jerry Goldsmith's score is definitely one of the greatest action scores ever composed 😊 Have a great day Nat 💛

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Ulrich Unterbrunner · December 9, 2025

Ah. Total Recall. A movie about the Tesla Cybertruck :)

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Justin Hormann · December 9, 2025

True Lies is probably my favorite Schwarzenegger flick. Jingly All the Way seems like a good idea because of the holidays, but I seem to remember something about only one Christmas film for the season. From the list, I really like Conan the Barbarian and Commando, but Total Recall is my CLEAR favorite. edit: Yeah, there's a typo, but I refuse to fix it, lol.

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mojo shivers · December 9, 2025

No True Lies? Or Kindegarten Cop or Twins? I feel like you’re missing out on a great side of Arnold’s acting credits by not including more of his comedies and action comedies. And, come on, True Lies is top tier Arnold directed by James Cameron no less.

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Mastervodo · December 9, 2025

True Lies not on the poll? Maybe Natalie is going to give us an Arnie Double Feature and watch that one for sure, and then whatever wins this poll!

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RustafanX · December 9, 2025

Jingle all the way! :D

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Vick Brown · December 9, 2025

True Lies is too good to miss

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Adrian Serengau · December 9, 2025

You should include some of the comedies with Arney, they are actually pretty campy and fun to watch.

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Patrick Mitchell · December 9, 2025

Terminator 3 can be skipped. The only thing that makes it worth watching is its ending. The ending is great but everything before that is not good.

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Walter Lopez · December 9, 2025

If Terminator won. Will you have to watch all 200 of them??😅😱

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Jeff C · December 9, 2025

Commando, absolute classic.

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Rachel R · December 9, 2025

Absolutely the time of year for Jingle all the way

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Liam D. · December 9, 2025

My favourite film of his is 'The 6th day'

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Henkan · December 9, 2025

Underrated gem, definitely!

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N · December 9, 2025

True lies is a must watch Also love last action hero & jingle all the way

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Brian Leonard · December 9, 2025

I can't comment on Last Action Hero, but I enjoy the other two movies mentioned.