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You'll have to go find my website/reddit yourself just to be safe but with all the crazy changes and people losing their YouTube channels and shit like that, I want my work to survive regardless of which platform does what.

These are my safe for work audios - the smutty ones can still be found in all the usual places of course. I'm kicking things off by adding The Mage's Daughter and Love Blossoms SFW versions, and hopefully over the next few months I'll get everything posted. Nothing's being taken down from anywhere, I'm simply expanding my reach across the universe just in case.

Per usual, you can download copies of my audios from my website - yes, this is allowed by me, provided you don't upload my stuff anywhere without asking permission first. And don't feed it to AI, in case there was any doubt I am VEHEMENTLY OPPOSED to AI generated creations touching my voice or my writing or anything to do with me. But for personal use and archiving purposes, yes, you're allowed to download from my website.

Speaking of my website, did you know people from over 150 countries have visited it? WordPress gave me an achievement for it. And we're sitting at 1,265,994 all time views? Crazy to think about. Sometimes I think about seeing all of you folks in a room staring at me and then I get very, very flustered. And grateful. Maybe a little overheated. But mostly flustered.

Anyway I'm getting sidetracked. You can follow me on Spotify or YouTube (@audioharlo) or my website or Reddit - take your pick. You can find all my links to all my everything on my aforementioned website.

Thank you to everyone who stopped by for the live recording today! There's a copy of the full raw thing available here for paid patrons and in my Discord server for everyone else - Patreon won't let me post anything remotely spicy as a free post and so I must obey. A SFW version of the finished audio will be posted alongside the NSFW version when it comes out, but it's a BEEFY one - pre-editing runtime is nearly 2 hours long - so it's gonna be a bit before it's ready. BIG MASSIVE shout out to Stonebridge (u/StonebridgeCreative on Reddit) for another banger script. It's always an honor to slap my voice on pure magic.

Before I go, let me pay the cat tax - this is a fresh Billy from earlier today. I think I'll be switching to a different type of cat litter because as much as I love seeing his little paw prints everywhere I'm tired of chasing him with a wet wipe. He's officially been with me for two weeks today! Right now he's sleeping on the back of my couch while I write this. Supervising with his eyes closed, you understand. He's two years old and acts like he's 89 - he hates the TV and I also discovered he does NOT appreciate my kitchen dance parties at all. Figures I'd fall in love with a grumpy curmudgeon. Look at him in the photo. Probably judging my floors, as if he's not the one leaving fur tumbleweeds everywhere. God DAMN I love him so much.

I hope you all have a fabulous weekend and thank you for being such a kick ass part of my community. I'm so motherfrickin lucky to have so many cool people diggin' what I do.

XOXO, Audi