Tinsel-Tits: The Ghost Of Christmas Ass | NSFW Early Access
Have no fear, I'm here to bring the holly back to your jolly!
TAGS:
[F4M][NSFW][Silly Sugarplum Slut][Christmas Magic][North Pole Riding][Fairy][Size Difference][Jerk Off With My Body][Super Tiny][Anal Toys][Naughty Fantasies][Masturbation][JOE][Really Annoying Christmas-y Puns][Cheesy][Gratuitous Use Of Magical SFX][Candy Cane Spanks][Dubious Lore Surrounding Coal][Anal][Blowjob][Cunnilingus][Breastplay][Thick, Frosty Load]
PLOT:
During the holidays, Santa sends out slutty little sugarplum fairies to make sure every home is decorated according to the traditions of the occupants. When Tinsel-Tits appears in your living room, she's dismayed to find you don't even have a tree! With her promotion on the line (and a healthy fear of being banished to coal production), she's determined to help you find and shoot your Christmas spirit right from your snowballs all over her fairy-sized body.
CREDITS:
Script & editing by me
Sexy sex plaps: Boshidoblasta 18+ NSFW PLAP PACK (+ some from me)
PORNOGRAPHER'S NOTE:
I... I am so sorry. Except no I'm not because this is HILARIOUS.
I wrote this script on my birthday and knew it was just perfect for this year. Something absolutely ridiculous and fun and lighthearted. I hope it makes you smile as much as I did when I was recording it! And happy holidays to you all!!!
Comments (16)
AUDI!! What was that? Holy shit I've never been so happy that I upgraded, but my God that was all kinds of adorable cute sexy and hot downright funny like the amount of puns that you did mixed with the dirty talk just oh my God I confer with the other people, I would love to see this return. 12 out of 10!
I fully intend to make this our Christmas tradition - we really haven't seen the last of Tinsel-Tits LOL!
So cute, adorable, just irrepressable. That's just the sort of positivity I need sometimes.
You brought your A-game for the Christmas puns and still managed to squeeze all of the sexy in. The dubious lore around coal really got me chuckling and the diamond joke was the cherry on top. 🤣 I hope Tinsel-Tits' promise of returning next year will come true. I'm sure she'll be able to make it snow again.
I do believe this is the start of a new tradition 😂 I'm happy you had as much fun as I did!
Stop breaking into my house 😂, it is the most unfestive place you can think of. But yes, hard agree, your puns are peak as usual 🤌
This is hilarious 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Thank you! I'm so glad you get my humor!
I need more audi-puns™ in the future xd And of course Merry Christmas!
BAHAHAHAHA I'll do my best to provide them! Merry Christmas to you too, I hope you have an amazing one!
oh my what a Christmas treat thanks for the audio and Merry Christmas Audi!
Merry Christmas to you too, Luigi!!!
It might be Immature of me but I haven’t stop laughing at the name tinsel tits since you posted this 😂😂
If you're immature for that, so am I - I couldn't stop laughing either! LOLOL!
ok I'm not gonna lie. I was feeling like crap and your puns just brought me a smile thank you...
I'm sorry you were feeling down, but I'm so glad I could get a smile out of you <3 <3