June 2024 Update | Happy FOURTH anniversary!

🎉🎉🎉 OMG FOUR YEARS OF AUDIOS 🎉🎉🎉

It's extremely hard to believe that on this date four years ago I hit the "Launch page" button and changed my life. I'd been making audios for only five months but I was hoping to make some extra money on the side to help with being laid off by COVID. I wasn't sure anyone would be interested in supporting me, but here we are four years later. This is my full time job. YOU did that. WE did that. We created a beautiful community full of people who support and encourage and uplift each other. You folks have carried me through some of the most challenging years of my life, and I'm not sure where I would be without you.

You know I'm a nostalgic ass bitch, so I'm planning to take a little walk down memory lane this month. Aside from the usual monthly audios, I'll be doing sequels to some of my most popular YouTube videos (with extra spicy versions for Patreon, of course) and a couple of re-releases and reviews of some of my old stuff. There's also a poll to decide what other kinds of things you would like to do for this special month! VOTE HERE IF YOU HAVEN'T - the poll closes on June 7th.

ANNOUNCEMENTS & PLANS 📢

There are 5 Sundays this month, so there WILL NOT be an audio drop on June 2nd - instead you can expect your posts on the 9th, 16th, 23rd, and 30th. I'm taking the extra time to write, record, and plan. I'm taking a mini vacation the first week of July so I want to make sure I have everything ready and scheduled beforehand. And of course, I'll have time to work on our special celebration audios. So I promise I'll put the extra week to good use!

I have a very special collab coming up with an actress I'm sure most of you know already. I'm not sure exactly when it will be out, but it's gonna be a lot of fun. I wrote the script and had a blast doing it, so I hope you like it. Keep your eyeballs peeled.

Thank you to everyone who's submitted audio ideas and outlines! I have so many I wish I could clone myself and record everything. Be patient with me, please - I am merely a victim of my muse and she drags me around like a limp noodle so I never know exactly when inspiration will strike, so it may be a long time before some ideas come to fruition, but I would like to commit to at least one listener-submitted audio per month. We'll see how it goes! But don't feel bad if your idea hasn't been used yet - it only means I haven't gotten around to it.

BRAINSTORMS FOR THE FUTURE 🧠

I REALLY want to focus on writing more. I love writing scripts, but I also love digging in and getting more descriptive. Writing narratives is a unique challenge and is one I'm keen to explore. I've mentioned this previously, but I'm committing to writing one erotic story (or diary entry) every month. Last month I wrote about my shower kink, and this month I think I'll focus on blowjobs, cum, and cock worship. That feels correct - I have an overwhelming oral fixation. And as always, you will receive the smuttery before anyone else.

I have also outlined a special series that I'm hoping to roll out in late summer. I haven't started writing it yet so I'm not going to jinx myself by giving anything away, but it's on my to-do list.

Speaking of which...

TO DO LIST 📝

• LOVE IS ALIEN episode 2 - I haven't forgotten, I just prioritized other audios. I ran out of time when I realized one of my planned audios would likely violate TOS so I wrote a new script that ran longer than expected. My bad, folks! It's been recorded and will be out soon.

• Choose which NSFW audios will receive sequels - I will likely draw from the 2020/2021 audios but I'm open to suggestions so if there's anything you're dying to hear revisited, please leave me some comments. The poll itself will be going up on the 10th. I'm committing to the top two choices, with the possibility of more.

• Coffee Confessions - Sorry for the delay! The TOS snafu meant this fell off the back of the proverbial truck. If I find I'm running out of time to make roleplays, extras like this get set aside. I have more to talk about in June anyway, given the occasion, so this one will probably be extra long.

IN CONCLUSION ☀️

We're gonna have such a wet hot summer together. I'm honestly having the time of my life and I can't wait to see what kind of debauchery we incite this month. Go forth, go fap, and be fabulous!