Deathbattle: Bayonetta vs Dante

All I wanna I do is see you turn into a giant woman

Not Deathbattle but still say you would enjoy Log Horizon Abridged and the follow up series. If nothing else because you would most definitely relate with that version of Akatsuki. More related note: not sure if there's an update but there was a Bayonneta collection for PS3/PS4 if you did want to try the game without funding Nintendo. ...or just download an emulator and tell them to stick their complain where the sun don't shine since both companies have become shit.