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November 19, 2020

MYSTERY CHLOE NOONAN COMICS

Following what I can only describe as a grievous falling out with Mr Marc Ellerby over my (supposedly low) placement of Jeff Rosenstock's "No Dream" in my 2020 top 40 albums, he has left me with no choice but to reveal these unofficial "Chloe Noonan" comics which I got from a trusted source. Lord Beef will return in CHLOE NOONAN: ULTIMATE BEEF!

Be warned: frightening scenes of mild monster nudity follow.


Comments (10)

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Rob Cottingham · November 25, 2020

Oh, frozen peas. The memories are still fresh.

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Pierpaolo Di Camillo · November 20, 2020

I wonder if Chloe's fate was related with the injured part.

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Jen Decay · November 20, 2020

Does that sign say "weenie wounds"

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John Allison · November 20, 2020

Weenie Ward

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Mark Turetsky · November 19, 2020

Can you talk a bit about what goes into the decision to angle your panel borders as in the first comic? Does it convey a sense of frenetic action?

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John Allison · November 20, 2020

No decision in this comic was taken consciously, from the writing to the art. I might use a diagonal border to imply a sort of dynamism, or to make space for something at the wide end of the diagonal, or occasionally because I couldn't be bothered to press SHIFT when I was separating the panels.

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David Mankins · November 19, 2020

I was fine until the frozen peas.

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Marc Ellerby · November 19, 2020

I’m deleting my pledge!!!!! And finding a new best friend!!!!!!!!!

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John Allison · November 19, 2020

THAT'S LORD BEEF TO YOU!

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Jeff · November 19, 2020

Lord Beef isn't the Rev in full cosplay, one hopes