Saying sooth

There's a feature of my website CMS that lets me show a list of the upcoming comic page titles I have queued up. I don't think most people notice it (it's well down the page), but here are all the Steeple comics I currently have waiting for you. 

I defy anyone to imagine what happens in these comics. Given that every title is a line of dialogue from the page in question, they appear to catalogue my rapid descent into incomprehensibility. But let me tell you, valued friend, these comics are VERY comprehensible. Or is that reprehensible? Either way, I am forging ahead: