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August 13, 2025

Hot new titles for 2026

I just posted these to Bluesky but I'd be remiss not to share them here. What a slate of new titles that I made up this morning during my elevenses! I felt like I had to draw covers for them all, so on the hottest day of the year so far, that's what I did. I know it's impossible to pick a favourite, so just enjoy all of them equally.

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Olivianna Douglas · October 30, 2025

it's me, i'm Generic Reader!

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John Allison · October 30, 2025

Welcome, Generic Reader!

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Sean · August 19, 2025

Roller Derby Danger Cavalcade! I'm in!

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Dan · August 15, 2025

Convinced at least 2 of these are already in the brainstorming phase.

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Claire · August 14, 2025

luv uuuuu

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Abby · August 14, 2025

"I can't wait"

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glenn · August 14, 2025

Yes! What they said! (I'm thinking this must be the most creative fun for you. Now I'm waiting as fast as I can.)

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Patrick M Fitzgerald · August 14, 2025

And I do *love* the titles "Fire in the Hole" and "A Bigger Shovel". I am most amused!

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Patrick M Fitzgerald · August 14, 2025

Sonny sure has fallen in with a very different crowd these days!

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Patrick M Fitzgerald · August 14, 2025

Nice swoon, there, Esther!

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Daniel Schultz · August 14, 2025

Crikey, I'd read any of these!

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Dean Reilly · August 14, 2025

It's me, I'm generic reader.

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William Cole · August 13, 2025

Is that our old friend Bonzo Cribbins on the cover of Sonny vs. Super D? Can his services still be obtained with crime tokens?

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Luke · August 13, 2025

Sonny Craven / Super Derek has actually been my crackship for years now

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Rich Holmes · August 13, 2025

I look forward eagerly to all six of these! Wait. No. Five. I look forward eagerly to five of these!

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Michael Schmidt · August 13, 2025

This is what I love about you. Always willing to riff and not get too serious about your own work.

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unspiek · August 13, 2025

All these titles win for me, but especially "The Green Fork!" (Chef's kiss.)

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N. Forsythe · August 13, 2025

I love it when I'm quoted in promos! Signed, A. G. Reader

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Luke Drotos · August 13, 2025

Is that Blossom Cooper behind a roller-skating Lottie

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Sarah Moola · April 2, 2026

I thought that it was Blossom!! Or a sort of unhappy cloud.

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Jon Sibley · August 13, 2025

Obviously I would buy all of those, and wondering how Max Sarin got mixed up with new Steeple?

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John Allison · August 13, 2025

Such is the power of my imagination, it's a wild ride

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Ross Webster · August 13, 2025

I can't wait!

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Gordon Little · August 13, 2025

Have I missed that Claire's surname is Little? Asking for a friend.

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John Allison · August 13, 2025

GORDON

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C.J. Pitchford AKA Databoy · August 13, 2025

Every one a gem! Except for Des Fishman, "The Green Fork." That's slimestone.

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Ross Webster · August 13, 2025

I love the Littles cover too! Question; Is Claire's family going to be a superfamily (I.e. Fantastic Four, Alan Moore's Tom Strong) or just a super-gifted one that embarks on a lot of pulpy adventures (I.e. Space Family Robinson, Johnny Quest)?

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John Allison · August 13, 2025

As a very engaged reader perhaps you remember Claire's dad, the fire chief? Now extrapolate outwards.

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Chris J. Zähller · August 13, 2025

Please do let us Yanks know when these are on Topatoco.

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Ross Webster · August 13, 2025

I'm all for Lottie and Co having a go at roller derby! Love the Steeple cover too, it looks like the battle for Tredregyn's soul is about to begin! So generous of Jack Kirby to take the time to give you a posthumous blurb of praise.

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William Cole · August 13, 2025

Solver rollerderby arc sounds remarkably plausible.

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Alaric Shapli · August 13, 2025

I think you left out a couple of the ones you mentioned on Bluesky. I'm going to take that as some sort of cleverly coed message signalling that we're definitely getting all of these this year.

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Michael Schmidt · August 13, 2025

Coeducational messages are my favorites.

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Sean Kinlin · August 13, 2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ1tBVtYOBc

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John Allison · August 13, 2025

Doo do do do do do

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Andrew Kozma · August 13, 2025

I can't wait!

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Mark Tweedale · August 13, 2025

More Steeple! :D

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Laurie Cook · August 13, 2025

I can't wait!

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Derek Barnett · August 13, 2025

I can't wait

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Calum Millican · August 13, 2025

I can't wait!

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Jack · August 13, 2025

Take my money! etc.

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Es · August 13, 2025

Yes please I would like to buy all of these

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Angstroms · August 13, 2025

I can skip paying rent to subscribe to all of these, right? My landlord will understand. Priorities, people!

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Angstroms · August 13, 2025

Not saying they're not reasonably priced.