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December 11, 2024

A Holiday Harlequinade pts 1-6

Someone asked why A Holiday Harlequinade wasn't up on Patreon all in one go. The answer is, I don't know. But for those who want to open their presents early, here it is. If you prefer to enjoy it in two-page bursts on the website... DON'T READ ON!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Comments (48)

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Paul Williams · December 25, 2024

Loved this JA. Also: I was thinking about a series of variant covers based on businesses running along the A1 but you got there first

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John Allison · December 25, 2024

Pulse and Cocktails was exactly 69 miles from my house when I lived in Letchworth Garden City. This fact never ceases to please me.

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Brian Perler · December 15, 2024

As much as a surprise as it was to see Tom and Fit Mum, Kirby and Ditko were REALLY unexpected. (But welcome!)

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Cherenkov · December 13, 2024

Alas, poor Steeple. I wish it had worked out better for you financially because I really enjoyed it! A final volume would have been lovely. Such is life.

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Cherenkov · December 13, 2024

“Not today” is the perfect answer to “It’s going to be your balls isn’t it”

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John Bowers · December 12, 2024

Kirby and... and Ditko? Great Caesar's Ghost!

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Tim · December 12, 2024

OMG, I love Susan Ptolemy even more now. Didn't think it was possible.

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Kasia · December 12, 2024

In the US there is a chain grocery store called Wegman’s, it took me a slightly embarrassing amount of time to realize that Weegman’s was not a legally distinct cartoon parody. Anyway this was great!

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John Allison · December 12, 2024

Weegman’s is real… and it’s spectacular

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Steve Jeffery · December 12, 2024

Okay, now I want a pork pie.

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Thomas Bean · December 12, 2024

V happy to see that Grendel lives on in your heart and mind! Cartoon Johnny’s expectations of who Brian wanted him to meet almost caused an embarrassing office guffaw. Also the Conan warning. The whole thing is both self indulgent and delicious. Merry Christmas!

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Pistol · December 12, 2024

YES

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Jack · December 12, 2024

This has everything, Mr A, truly we are blessed. #SinisterDes #LovelySusan

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Enno Rehling · December 12, 2024

All we want for Christmas is more comics with Fit Mum.

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Rob Cottingham · December 12, 2024

As the owner of a year's supply of regret-flavoured Gaviscon, I applaud the veracity of this comic.

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A Patreon of the Ahts · December 12, 2024

Yes, I read 100 web comics and the JA ones always have the best dialog.

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Dragon Messmer · December 12, 2024

That last line is brilliant.

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Ross Webster · December 12, 2024

The Steeple Milo Minara variant cover had me in stitches.

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Ross Webster · December 12, 2024

Such a fun holiday treat John! I love all your character choices for the Christmas Carol staples!

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E · December 12, 2024

Extremely fun, and also I'm going to have to see if I can track down that Milo Manora variant.

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Hank Heyming · December 11, 2024

I love this comic! I would buy a t-shirt with just the boy saying "Aren't all their pork pies the same size, mister? I mean, roughly?"

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Thomas MacColl · December 11, 2024

Thanks John, great stuff as always, and I look forward to going through it at a slower pace on the website over the next couple of weeks. I know it probably wouldn't work for a main release, but I think this style actually really works for you, the rougher drawings, minimal colour palette, use of interesting brushes/textures... very enjoyable!

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Melissa Gay · December 11, 2024

This is my new favorite piece of art!

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Jeremy Impson · December 11, 2024

Oh my god John. This is amazing. To my knowledge / recollection you've never done self-references in your work. So how did you become SO GOOD at them!?

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Nick Gibbins · December 12, 2024

When you say "self-references", are you referring to the fact that Tom-Grendel-drawn-by-John looks like a young version of John-drawn-by-John?

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Brian Tatosky · December 11, 2024

There is no part of this that isn't perfect. "Don't make comics about Conan" killed me. Happy Holidays, John.

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Michael Schmidt · December 11, 2024

Oh how fantastic! Weighed down with a quarter century of comic continuity! These chains are yours! I'm just wearing them for dramatic effect!

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Luke Drotos · December 11, 2024

I’d say the weights have been slowly getting lighter after Wen-Tack ended, with the stories moving away from Tackleford for better horizons.

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J Corkey Custer · December 11, 2024

God bless you , every one.

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Chris J. Zähller · December 11, 2024

I'm going to read it in discrete chapters, like an advent calendar, but I wonder if you could post it as a PDF we could download?

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Rimbo (he-him) · December 11, 2024

It's GLORIOUS. It's even better than the Muppets version AND THAT IS NO MEAN FEET. i meant feat but whatever

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Phil_M · December 11, 2024

Wonderful. I’d pay good money for a fully inked and coloured version.

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John Allison · December 11, 2024

I think that would remove what I like about it somewhat but I’m glad you liked it.

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Claire · December 11, 2024

LOVE U XXXX

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C.J. Pitchford AKA Databoy · December 11, 2024

You have created the best from a bit of undigested potato. Well done!

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Brian Ward · December 11, 2024

Dickens wishes his Christmas story was this good

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Corwin Haught · December 11, 2024

Thank you very much.

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Tudza · December 11, 2024

Deca Decadence. Oh for when December was the tenth month. Then the people really lived.

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heyheyhaydn · December 11, 2024

Truly Christmas... uhhh ... December 10th has arrived early this year - God bless us, everyone!

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Kevin Morgan · December 11, 2024

I couldn't help myself, and now I feel like I've just eaten all my calendar chocolates in one go. It's glorious!

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sjlxndr · December 11, 2024

Brilliant! Surely some of your best work

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Stuart Gipp · December 11, 2024

I enjoyed this a lot.

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Jason Clements · December 11, 2024

Loved this very much! And indeed Weegman's do make exceedingly good pies. Make your New Year's resolution to be just 10% less hard on yourself. Thanks for all your work.

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Nick Gibbins · December 11, 2024

I think that I've pulled a muscle cackling, and my office neighbour has just stuck his head round the door to ask if I'm okay.

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Brad Brooks · December 11, 2024

Bloody marvellous stuff, John! Merry chrimbo to you and yours!

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Luke Drotos · December 11, 2024

More of Susan is already the greatest gift of all

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Luke Drotos · December 11, 2024

Was in the middle of reading that very comment on the comic page when suddenly I’m notified of this patreon upload

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John Allison · December 11, 2024

Yes, if I hadn't responded so fast, maybe I wouldn't accidentally have posted it to all the tiers instead of $3 and up but the email's gone out now so MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE I suppose (weeps)