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October 13, 2024

Thin gruel II: the gruel thickens

Here's some more from my Procreate dump folder, a folder that groans with absolute nonsense. This one really builds, enjoy!

1. The Solver 2024 story meeting

2. The awful aftermath of the 2024 Solver story meeting

3. Onion Dan goes too far

 4. No idea

 5. Bed bugs / Eden from "Home & Away" / Paddy from "Emmerdale" / misc

 Aside: this is from when I was moving into a new house last year. The previous resident had been evicted because her dog liked to "foul" the house and "bite the neighbours". The poor animal was not very happy. Just prior to my moving in, one of my new neighbours cheerfully told me that the departing tenant had howled "IT'S GOT BED BUGS" down the street as she left. I was paranoid about this for about a month. After CSI-style examinations of literally every millimetre of the house including taking the faceplates off plug sockets, I decided to risk it and have been rewarded with 0 bedbug bites and 1 outbreak of shingles due to extreme stress. To some extent, caused by imaginary bed bugs. Did I mention that the prior resident was a self-declared "hedge witch"? Don't worry. The definition of hedge witch is so broad that I could comfortably declare myself to be one.

5. Two more Paddys. Poor Paddy. I only saw him on screen by accident. it had been 25 years. Bald as an egg.

6. I must have posted this before, how could I not have? FLY BIRD BOY FLY!

 

Comments (25)

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TheTurtleMoves · October 20, 2024

Any mention of bed bugs gives me imaginary bed bugs as well

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Steven Lammert · October 15, 2024

Onion Dan. Wasn't he in a band with John Ford Anglia or summat?

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Nathan Myers · October 16, 2024

He's a right laugh once you get to know him.

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Jeremy Impson · October 13, 2024

I can't decide which #5 is my favorite.

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Jeremy Impson · October 13, 2024

I knew we'd see Onion Dan again

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heyheyhaydn · October 13, 2024

I'm amazed with how Eden from Home and Away that Eden from Home and Away looks, flawless capturing of the character's likeness

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Matthew Hartwick · October 13, 2024

I’d call this exactly the sort of gruel I signed up for.

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E · October 13, 2024

Is Regard Venus a riff on Consider Phlebas?

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John Allison · October 13, 2024

I would think so!

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Marc Ellerby · October 13, 2024

Some class jobbing

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Alaric Shapli · October 13, 2024

I love these.

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glenn · October 13, 2024

Quite bonkers actually can't stop laughing. Your files must be stuffed with stuff just waiting to dazzle the unsuspecting!

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unspiek · October 13, 2024

Poor Paddy made me spin Red Roses for Me, so it's all gold!

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unspiek · October 13, 2024

Super stuff! Someday, we'll read the tale of Orion Dan!

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Dean Reilly · October 13, 2024

Nice to see that the John Allison Comics Universe is on the right track. I eagerly await the debut of Super Derek!

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WJC · October 13, 2024

This gruel is rich and velvety.

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John Allison · October 13, 2024

I spent a lot of evenings at my mum and dad's in 2023 drawing absolute nonsense

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Ross Webster · October 13, 2024

Nonsense or not, I'd read all of these stories gladly.

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John C. Kirk · October 13, 2024

Is "Sleeping Satellite" based on the song by Tamsin Archer? Regarding bed bugs, I had similar paranoia a while back: I heard that people could stay in hotels, then bring the bugs back home on their clothing. I bought some monitors which I've stuck to each bed: https://www.bed-bugs.co.uk/product/passive-bed-bug-monitors/ (This isn't spam, I promise - I'm only a customer, not the person selling them.)

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John Allison · October 13, 2024

For some reason the title of that song sticks in my head. I have no real attachment to it. That URL makes me think the website is run by bed bugs. It's their corporate site.

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Brian Perler · October 13, 2024

Someday we'll get an actual Super Derek and/or Onion Dan story. Someday...

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Chris Whitworth · October 13, 2024

“Herbaceous Borders” is a catchphrase for our times

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Sean Kinlin · October 13, 2024

It may be the name of the new album from Bird Boy.

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Luke · October 13, 2024

Late night gruel? Oh John you shouldn't have

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Luke Drotos · October 13, 2024

One day, Bird Boy will soar He will capture the hearts of our generations