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September 5, 2024

Wen-Tack/The Great Unboxing and more

The subject of the Wen-Tack comic ("The Great Unboxing") came up the other day and as a lot of people have signed up for the Patreon since I posted it here in 2021, here's a link back to a PDF of this failed but still-interesting experiment along with commentary on what worked and when it didn't why.

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BONUS ITEM! A housefly has been following me round the house for the last four days. He sits on my head, he lands on the screen, he is uncatchable and I never kill an insect if I can possibly avoid it. What I think he wants me to do is post a selection of baffling thumbnail sketches for the next issue of Solver, which I finished writing today. This story is a three-parter called WOBBLY HEAD and it finally resolves the incomplete murder plot in my Wicked Things series, while also tackling many other important issues. It begins on October 21st (unless I am in some way incapacitated before I draw it).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments (27)

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친구 공룡 · September 6, 2024

I really like Wen-Tack.

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Jeremy Impson · September 5, 2024

The fly is wise

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Cassandra Cooke · September 5, 2024

The Fly. Your moral scruples will not allow you to outright splaaat him/her. I get it. Use a vacuum cleaner (hoover) to suck him/her up and then release the bug outside.

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John Allison · September 5, 2024

I have an insect vacuum for just this purpose, but some flies are kind of uncatchable - the clever ones! This one's like a dog. He's always pleased to see me.

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Tania Arvanitidis · September 5, 2024

i think i would be lying if i denied also finding wen-tack a bit off the rails when it first ran. but it did also have some of my absolute favourite panels and jokes and i'll keep going back and re-reading it for those alone. "my nuts story", i'm somewhat ashamed to admit, has been a permanent part of my vocabulary since 2017. how many opportunities does the average person get to work "my nuts story" into a conversation? more than you'd think, it turns out

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John Allison · September 5, 2024

I had to think about My Nuts Story for a second to recall its origins among the roughly 5000 cash-in paperbacks released by little Youtube boys around 2017-18. I thank you for your continuing to share the gift of My Nuts Story with friends, colleagues and strangers.

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Rian Murphy · September 5, 2024

Just re-read Wen-Tack. All my favorite moments are still there! While I appreciate yer self-critique, from this reader's perspective, it has all the great qualities of the long-form Bad Machinery stories. Unpredictable, with the characters running wild through loads of fun little blind alleys, but building ineffably towards a finale. Lots of laughs, and some deep feels that are played so lightly, one might almost miss 'em. To have these old stories to revisit while continued top-drawer new material rolls out, it's nothing but fine, I promise.

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Jeremy Impson · September 5, 2024

Well said

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Brian Tatosky · September 5, 2024

Lotte! You are too young to be a (Matt Berry voice) "femme fatale".

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Luke Drotos · September 5, 2024

Is that Daisy in the last image

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John Allison · September 5, 2024

Haha no, wait and see

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glenn · September 5, 2024

THAT's no housefly (C. Grote, Seductress!!)

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Jon Sibley · September 5, 2024

So excited to finally learn the truth from Wicked Things! And hoping the 3 issues are chunky enough to make you consider printing it as Solver vol 2 🙏

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John Allison · September 5, 2024

66 pages, so most likely half a book, Jon: too thick for stapling, too thin for a spine. Unless a fourth chapter becomes necessary.

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Richard Pringle · September 5, 2024

I enjoyed re-reading Wen-Tack. It had its moments, and plenty of them. Did we ever see the mystery kids at sixth form, or was that the end of their on-page schooling?

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John Allison · September 5, 2024

That was the end, brief mentions have been made of their post-16 schooling and Lottie and Claire being the sole keepers of the mystery-solving flame, but I'd have to be reminded of where. There were a number of abandoned projects post Bad Machinery - Go-Kart Conspiracy, Babysitter Of The Year.

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Daniel Schultz · September 5, 2024

May there always be a Charlotte/Esther/Raven-Haired Beauty to make the boys profoundly uncomfortable in the Scary-Go-Roundverse.

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Bonnie Smith · September 5, 2024

okay I am Hype for this, whatever it turns out to be. Stay healthy!

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Luke Drotos · September 5, 2024

Were there any rights issues with Boom that prevented you from following up on Wicked Things’ murder plot until a few years had passed, or was it more because of your own motivation? Both are understandable.

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John Allison · September 5, 2024

I had hoped to finish it off with Wicked Things artist Max Sarin - maybe as part of the Giant Days Kickstarter, or via our overseas publishers, but it proved not to be possible.

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Jonathan · September 5, 2024

Delighted to re-read Wen-Tack! It never occurred to me that anything was wrong with it, but sure, I suppose it skips the climactic unboxing that could've been shown on-panel. Even still, I loved how it created an unintended consequence for the schoolkids with the redistricting - that was a really interesting outcome, and the cause/effect felt sound. I don't think this is a low point at all, it's delightful all the way through!

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William Cole · September 5, 2024

Tantalizing, if gnomic, glimpses into a story I very much want to read!

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John Allison · September 5, 2024

Gnomic is the brand!!!!

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Jack Christmas · September 5, 2024

Solver's alive *and* it's a 3 partner *and* it has Wicked Things follow up??? Amazing news. Hopefully there aren't too many Wicked Things fans out there who were in it for the gritty realism of a murder case remaining indefinitely unsolved and the initial suspect being released due to insufficient evidence.

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John Allison · September 5, 2024

It was, arguably, the most convincing outcome, I agree.

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Michael Shirley · September 5, 2024

I can't wait to read this! That unresolved Wicked Things story has been nagging at the back of my mind for years now, so I'm very glad you're going to finish it. Do we have to wait until all three parts are done before going back to the Nineties with Jack?

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John Allison · September 5, 2024

Yes, that series will return when I've had time to really think about it.