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August 7, 2024

Were we ever so young

I'm tidying my endless Photos library and found the picture below. Apparently one day in 2013 I decided to draw a huge picture of the Bad Machinery cast in my A3 pad. Knowing me, this will have been in one sitting. Now you might ask where this picture is now. I wish I knew. I couldn't draw something like this any more.

When I was about 15, I drew, from memory, the entire cast of the TV show Byker Grove. I was not watching the show at the time, and had no reference. Now, I'm not great at likenesses, but I've seldom been so satisfied with a drawing. I took it to school and pointed at it, look, I said, there is something here. And no one saw fit to disabuse me of this which, to say that we were 15, was as ringing an endorsement as you were ever going to get. Needless to say, I lost the drawing. It is probably filed with this one, in some dimensional pocket just out of reach.

It annoys me that there is some part of my brain that will serve up these little delights, but only, roughly, every ten years or so. The rest of the time, the factory just makes the same old baked beans.

Comments (20)

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Matthew Hartwick · August 16, 2024

Why couldn’t you do something like this now?

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John Allison · August 23, 2024

My get up and go got up and left

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TheTurtleMoves · August 8, 2024

As someone who draws a bit I find these ensemble drawings miraculous I could never keep any of it straight

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glenn · August 8, 2024

Couldn't possibly be on a single T shirt. 4 more likely, so if you had good chums the entire cast could be assembled. There might be applause or at least finger pointing as viewers recognized their fav

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Michael Schmidt · August 7, 2024

Byker Grove? Must be a drama about British motorcycle enthusiasts who retire to a copse for high tea.

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Michael Schmidt · August 7, 2024

Alas, google says no. Eighteen seasons? Whoa.

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Chris J. Zähller · August 7, 2024

One wonders if that was the inciting incident which led you to this life of penury.

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Nathan Myers · August 7, 2024

Is that the guy under the bridge blamed for arsons, upper left edge?

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John Allison · August 8, 2024

Yes, the troll man!

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Pierpaolo Di Camillo · August 7, 2024

Amazing.

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JC · August 7, 2024

That’s good stuff!

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Chris Wichtendahl · August 7, 2024

That's amazing. I'd wear the heck out of that t-shirt.

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Rose Bailey · August 7, 2024

"It annoys me that there is some part of my brain that will serve up these little delights, but only, roughly, every ten years or so. The rest of the time, the factory just makes the same old baked beans." God, this entire post is exactly how I feel about my own work way too often. I manufacture baked beans. To other people, they're magic beans. In good years, I get whole cows for them! But for me, the truly delightful beans feel all too far between. (EDIT: Hit enter by mistake. Dammit.) I try to remember that each daily bean is a step toward the next delight-a-bean. I think I've ransacked that metaphor now, but the point is I really identify with this post.

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John Allison · August 7, 2024

Yes, we’ve just got to keep canning those beans until the machine until the machine pops out that rare can of lobster bisque.

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unspiek · August 7, 2024

The old baked beans are great stuff! Just saying.

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Jeremy Impson · August 8, 2024

Agreed

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Rob Cottingham · August 7, 2024

Warms my heart to see them all gathered together! (And Jack looking a little bewildered in the crowd is both spot-on and relatable.)

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Luke Drotos · August 7, 2024

Heard from somewhere that there was once talks about adapting Bad Machinery into a TV show (same applies to Giant Days) Anything you can share on that or is there an NDA in place (or you simply don’t want to which is fine)

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Luke Drotos · August 7, 2024

I don’t see the picture

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Rimbo (he-him) · August 7, 2024

saaaaaame