July 27, 2022

Status: Pre-tech - Part 5

We've been working on the last pre-tech update for a few weeks now and will wrap up its content in the following weeks! 

Here's a few things to know about this upcoming release:

  • It will be the last batch of scenes released before the tech update. 

  • It contains 7 animated scenes for the warehouse characters (Svetlana, Katya and Khadne).

  • The 3 characters who have scenes will not be able to get pregnant yet (but will later on).

The larger Tech Update is still being developed but we are getting closer to its closure. I will post a proper status update for it in the near future so everyone has a clear picture as to what exactly will be included in the Tech Update on release and the following development.

Thanks for all the feedback and support we've been receiving! <3

-DC


Comments (246)

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Eeazy A · June 10, 2023

Be patient great work takes time

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William Coles · January 10, 2023

I still love this game because there's nothing else out there like it. I want to hold on for the end. But my patience is wearing thin.

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William Coles · January 10, 2023

January 10th and only up 80% complete. Seems like it gets slower for the completion of the next version the closer we get to see the next release. But I was under the impression that more staff was hired to help with the updates.

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marion a turner · January 19, 2023

january 19 and still 80% but there have been good numbers recently in the 24 hours mark underneath so it should change soon

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Jarek Glabisz · October 11, 2022

This post is now 2,5 months old... What means 'near future' for the author?

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That black guy · October 11, 2022

Well pre-patch 5 came out 2 weeks ago

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Skeeta_bite · October 9, 2022

I think people see what they want to see. Me? I see a cool game built from scratch and drawn by hand. It’s not even at alpha stage and I’m having fun playing it. You? See someone stealing a dollar of your rent money.

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HelmetKid · October 3, 2022

Either you do not update the summertime saga news site, or its broken but I am becoming less and less patient. I understand if some developers are burnt out or having private issues, if thats the case then i understand you but I have not seen any thing posted about it so I am guessing the things I wrote at the top.

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Skeeta_bite · October 9, 2022

Helmetkid: From your profile it appears you joined in August of this year. As large as the project is, I suspect DC and crew don’t have a lot of time to update everyone with the details. The game has been in development for several years and has seen many changes and releases. There are thousands of lines of code and thousands of drawings/pictures that all need to work together well before a new version of the game can be released. Either you don’t have much patience or you have a very short attention span so to be helpful, see methods listed below to help you overcome your lack of information status. One method is to research current progress using the wiki selection in the main menu at the Summertime Saga website and read about current changes, problems or errors found, reported and corrected. Another excellent way is to visit the Summertime Saga website and under the main menu select stream. Stream selection will take you to the picarto.tv site where DC frequently posts videos of ongoing scene work. There are 17 videos currently, each about 1 1/2 hours in length with ongoing conversations between DC and members of his team, input from fans, etc. Most recent videos focus quite a bit on Kim’s sister fighting, wrestling and sexing MC along with background scenes. If you take the time to listen to the videos, you can hear DC discuss details, preferences, and other issues ongoing in the development of future, upcoming events. From time to time you may even pick up on clues about future developments in their conversation. You can be included in an alert text system alerting fans when DC is live streaming where instead of just watching video, you can hear DC streaming live and can make comments, offer suggestions, listen to music playing on the stream etc. Hoping you took the time to read and understand this message and that it was helpful in getting you up to speed on current SS progress.

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RamLock · September 25, 2022

I’ve been holding off downloading the pre-tech updates so far, but just occurred to me to ask if each pre-tech update includes all of the previous updates as well (?)

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Skeeta_bite · September 28, 2022

if you mean starting with the cookie jar open for all characters, then yes, all updates are there. however, you still have to play to and through the different paths to see everything. like the path at erik, june and mrs johnson or mia, her mom and the nun.

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Vedik Jindal · September 22, 2022

crazy how ambiguous this post is about when it will be out but somehow it's taking longer than the ambiguity hints lmao. at this point just update it from a few weeks to within this year

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Ron Teague · September 21, 2022

so any new news

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MNMatt · September 18, 2022

this coming soon?

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jason · September 12, 2022

Following weeks, sure… it’s been 2 months probably gonna end up being 3

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Ghxul · September 14, 2022

exactly. hope they wrap this up. it is 14th of September after all. cant wait

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Zachary Quinteros · September 12, 2022

Lets go boi's we reached the 2 month mark.... ill edit this comment again when we reach 3

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Christopher Johnson · September 10, 2022

So many people complaining about the updates. They need to chill. DC and the team are human and have personal lives outside of STS. It takes plenty of time and effort into making a game. If your semen demon is that impatient go jerk it to something else or don't support the project.

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Skeeta_bite · September 9, 2022

the video yesterday of the scenes in the garage with kims sister look pretty cool. sounds like she’s gonna be a scrapper. yay

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Verynice · September 8, 2022

honestly just want more Maria content

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Randy Daytona · September 8, 2022

Wasted potential during the finale of the main story. I was hoping we’d get at least 1 additional scene with her. Alas, no 😔

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Dick · September 7, 2022

Thinking about NFT and how good they are, DC probably would've been better served to create a new game since he finished this story. Seems like he got better at being a dev like they have since he decided to do a tech update and you can see NLT's progress from Lust Epidemic to Treasure of Nadia and, now, The Genesis Order. They created a new game each time they got better.

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ACDrunk · September 7, 2022

we need more anal stuff like odette, eve, jenny, roxy, diane, grace, debbie all of them!!!

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P McC · September 7, 2022

Might be better if they get a PR person that can update the group regularly. They talk a lot in the Discord and Picarto but not much of that makes it back here to Patreon.

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Stephen Toussaint · September 7, 2022

Lack of updates really kills the thought to keep investing I'll come back and check on progress but for now it just feels like throwing money at a wall and telling it to be a house.

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summertype · September 7, 2022

Just drop your subscription if your dick cannot wait any longer🤦

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brruss71 · September 7, 2022

Go to NLT....great games and always ACTIVE! Later DC...sorry! You're just pitiful at delivering on your promises and wish you all the best of luck with STS!

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Dick · September 7, 2022

NLT's on their third game with late PSOne/early PS2 level cut scenes. They give us, game update every two weeks and they give us a status update on the off weeks. What more could you want?

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Rob · September 6, 2022

Kinda looking through the comments and I think it's not so much a THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG, it's more of a there's only a notification every 4-5 months. If DC took like 5 minutes out of the month to provide an update, like most of the problems people would be solved. Like... "Hey guys this is taking a lot longer than normal because we'll, shit happened." We'd all kinda shrug our shoulders and say hey man it's cool thanks for the update. Like I forget who it was, either the dev for love and sex sb, or harem hotel had a major emergency and put the project on hold, everyone pretty much said, cool, you take care of yourself and thanks for the update. So it's not asking too much for DC to regularly provide an update. Like he doesn't have to roll out an update every month, but poke your head in and say "it's delayed, we're human, mea culpa." I mean we're horny bastards, but we're still human.

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Monk · September 6, 2022

DC is not responsible. he fails to keep his word for a week, he should post the current situation in "Posts" so that everyone can see. But it too late :)

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vall · September 6, 2022

following weeks!

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Frankie Jackson · September 6, 2022

But honestly audiences would just stop giving the creator ideas I believe we'll be done with the game a month ago

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Frankie Jackson · September 6, 2022

☝️couldn't agree more

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Dott · September 4, 2022

Bro just drop the update I’ll honestly be fine with whatever you have 😂

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Bill R Pearson · September 4, 2022

I'm beginning to think that DC pulled a DB Cooper. Took the money and vanished into the wind.

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Frankie Jackson · September 4, 2022

I can say now that this patron app I've only come the comments 😅😅😅

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skinnynervousthing · September 4, 2022

Same

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skinnynervousthing · September 3, 2022

I was kinda of relieved when I saw everyone was complaining that it hadn't updated yet. I was starting to think that my patreon was broken or something.

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War-Son · September 3, 2022

I really think this is a Frankenstein situation (Google, look up the old movie, or read the book). DC created a monster, a fantastic monster, but a monster non the less. It has become to big and out of control. I think the bots are DC and the crew trying their best to let the people coming after their monster with torches and pitchforks to let the monster die. It was a great game, but as all the bots are saying, a free game. Stop paying money, go find another game; there are plenty of other games out there. Check back in January, if by some miracle DC and co. are able to revive this beast, come back, in the mean time stop pounding your head and your keyboards. It's a waste of your valuable time.

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Frankie Jackson · September 4, 2022

I kind of want too call it quits but invested 6 wholes dollars already 🤣🤣🤣

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Lulz · September 3, 2022

I think we've been rugged. Guys are living on a tropical island.

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Frankie Jackson · September 4, 2022

Lol I'm living on a trpical island... trust it ain't all that

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Frankie Jackson · September 3, 2022

When you ain't got a notification yet from dark cookie patron for over a month 🤔"I wonder if I forgot too turn on notification for dark cookies new post and content..." 🥴 "realizing you did have notifications ON but nothing is posted for over a month" 😐"then reading all the comments of all the summertime saga fans" 😱 " realizing there's alot of inpatient pervy and horny fans"

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summertype · September 3, 2022

True this people are obsessed 🤣🤣

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Akira · September 3, 2022

This was released on July 27th. It’s now September 3rd, “and will wrap up its content in the following weeks!” Bro its been over month and we’re creeping up on 2 months, with no update on ANYTHING, idc what your working on pls just tell us so we know you’re not just jackin it to your own game😭. Any news on anything will be better then the usual 3 Months of literal nothing.

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Carlos j · September 3, 2022

I cant wait for cafeteria lady to get fucked she is literally the smallest one in the game

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Bofides · September 3, 2022

Bruh Summertype my brother in christ are you good? I check here like once a week and see your ass in the comments multiple times a day. Like bro what is your day job if you can afford to just reply to a porn game's Patreon comments at various intervals of the day. Do you need therapy? Like if you do please ask for help, its never to late to reach out. God Damn dude I hope there's a god so you can find his ass and get something better to obsess about than this comments section. Peace and may god be with you I hope you find the help you need.

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summertype · September 3, 2022

Yup I'm good thanks. I'm actually a psychologist and I feel like it's my job as a good samaritan to treat people about their obsession in this game. One of the signs that the people needs therapy are having complains over a free game even though you are not obligated to pay. Also posting here and reading comments doesnt take that much time think of it the same way as when you are playing a game.

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jimmy flier · September 3, 2022

Please give us something soon. It has been a long time since you updated

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Dick · September 2, 2022

Bruh, I left and came back and this sh*t still ain't finished? Homeboy should probably just call a spade a spade and admit that he can't do this. Again, the smart move would probably just let someone else dev the game while he collects on the IP. What's funny is that, the people who defend him clearly don't understand economics. Yes, the game's free but we pay him so you'd think he'd incentivize us to keep paying him and pay him more because, unless he has a job that pays way more than this, this should be his top priority. This game should be a cash cow with merchandising and the like but DC just seems to not understand that, at the very least, you should communicate effectively with your Patrons. NLT is on their third game that is way more complicated than this and they not only give us updates every two weeks but communicate to us in the off weeks. A quick "Hey, this is what's going on..." isn't too much to ask. The fact that he's not in here telling Summertype and the others that are telling us not to pay him to shut their f*cking mouths tells me all I need to know about him. It was fun while it lasted.

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summertype · September 3, 2022

nah you never left, you were always here keeping your subscription incase the game would release today because you cannot handle the tension of waiting the 24 hour delay release for freeloaders. Also you are not obligated to pay him dumbass it's called donation for a reason 🤦

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Bofides · September 2, 2022

Guys its so obvious, Summertype IS DC, he's spending so much time talking shit in his own comments he hasn't had any time to actually work on the update!

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Devon Stephenson · September 2, 2022

I say we just ignore him

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skinnynervousthing · September 2, 2022

It's been almost a year since I last played and the decided to wait for new content to pile up. Since this will be the last pre-tech before the actual update I decided to wait for this 5 pre-tech to release. I'm really excited to see the new content since then, it's been already 4 days of me checking every minute to see if it released, can't wait to play. Keep up the work darkcookie

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summertype · September 2, 2022

so what if he earns $65k? he ain't forcing anyone to pay. It's called working smart 🧠

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Ron A. · September 2, 2022

So September now. When can we expect something?

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summertype · September 2, 2022

your mom is expecting you to touch the grass

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Nova · September 1, 2022

Lmfaoooo I just noticed they make over 65k a month through patronage I see now why the masses are complaining

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Rob · September 1, 2022

It was 73k last month

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vall · September 1, 2022

keep simping!

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Starweaver · September 1, 2022

BASED!

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MurderPuff · September 1, 2022

saying that "pEoPle HaVe A vAliD rIgHt To CoMpLaIn, It'S bEeN yEaRs" for a free game is like bitching about getting payed unemployment. You are literally getting something for nothing. shut the FUCK up. And before you go "wHaT aBoUt ThE pEoPle WhO hAvE dOnAtEd". It's called DONATION for a reason, dumb shits. You are not buying a product - you are supporting something that you (supposedly) believe in. Oh, oh... and here is the GREAT thing... if you suddenly don't like what your money is going.... you can STOP GIVING MONEY! How great is that?!?! You DON"T have to support it!!!! That's how all this works!!! fucking childish dip shits - oh, and anyone who rages against what I had to say: you're only proving my point of how pathetic you are. Good day.

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summertype · September 1, 2022

The truth has been spoken 👏👏👏👏💯

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summertype · August 31, 2022

Then dont support it if you feel like it aint worth it anymore.

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skinnynervousthing · August 31, 2022

Man who needs STS when you have the comments war saga. It fells like watching a series at this point. Everyday I come here excited for the next ep of this epic showdown 🤣

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Narendra Pranay · August 31, 2022

🤣🤣 but seriously when will this version be released does anyone know 😔

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Bryant Reed · August 31, 2022

First time back to DC's page in awhile and there's a civil war in the comments

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summertype · August 31, 2022

Have you tried what a legend? I think when it comes to writing it's a much better game than STS. The game was also made by a married couple so the Dialogue of the girls in there during sex are much more accurate. Though when it comes to content and Animation STS has the upperhand.

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Ron Teague · August 31, 2022

so no input for aug you know like a little update or hey im not dead still here and going or somthing like that

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summertype · August 31, 2022

Guys calm down its just a free porn game 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Bryant Reed · August 31, 2022

nah its different. this is best porn game of all. I've played other games. This is serious business here. we are serious about this.

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summertype · August 31, 2022

Complain with your money, dont donate easy as 1,2,3. You guys just cant handle the suspense of waiting 24hrs delay for the free release 🤣

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Alexis Chicken · August 31, 2022

@summertype is retarded guy ignore that rat

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Frankie Jackson · August 31, 2022

🤣 truth

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summertype · August 31, 2022

Why would they complain when it's a free game??

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Alexis Chicken · August 31, 2022

Holy shit bro are you dumb ? Or just retarded ?

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summertype · August 30, 2022

@Ryse Phoenix - Then stop investing LOL🤣 Drop the game dude you are sick

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Alexis Chicken · August 30, 2022

@summertype you should shut the hell up bro nobody care about your opinion ignore the other complaining and wait for next update you freak

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summertype · August 30, 2022

Just worried about people's mental health... If you complain about the updates of a free porn game it's already a sign that you need help from a psychologists

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Alexis Chicken · August 30, 2022

How about you shut up ? Just ignore those fucker and let them complain about the game bro all of you are annoying

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summertype · August 30, 2022

LOL! this people are seriously mentally ill, just drop the game if you are so mad about the updates, but I guess their dick cannot sustain the tension of waiting for the 24 hours release of a free porn game 🤣🤣🤣

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Chief · August 29, 2022

I’ll say it again, you have ppl either totally fine with the progress or flat out pissed off. There’s very little in between, and I think that’s a problem because most of the comment lean toward being pissed. With that, the top of the month is starting soon and you can make a decision on how to support moving forward. If you’re too pissed, go ahead and cancel. It would be nice just to get another update before or at the start of the month. That’s all I’m saying.

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Chaos_Alfa · August 30, 2022

I do like to add going off comments to judge the mood of all the backers is an unwise move. People who are angry are more likely to post. If you are fine with the situation there is no reason to comment

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Joel Foster · August 29, 2022

Yah know I see so many people getting upset that’s it’s taking so long when it’s a small team working on this game . . Yah know for something that has quality animation as well as other things it’s shouldn’t surprise y’all that it’s taking a while most games today for consoles get announced and then don’t come out until 2,3-4 years later and sometimes still get delayed with a bigger team and source of revenue to keep them working so I think y’all should relax and touch some grass

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Devon Stephenson · August 29, 2022

I feel you but. I would argue that a triple A game with extreme graphical intensity developed to take advantage or disadvantages of consoles and pc, isnt the same as a clicker built on the python computer language, but i agree things happen and that can come with delays but i just dont beleve a small game like this should take that long in my opinion.

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Nicolas Husson · August 29, 2022

It's starting to fell very very very long...

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Yves Le Québecois · August 29, 2022

Do we know when its comming out?

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Adrian · August 29, 2022

Whole month with no update, shame

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summertype · August 29, 2022

Really hope DC delays this further to 2 years, this people are sick they need to be cured because of their obsession of this game🤓

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Ali Aln3mi علي النعمي · August 28, 2022

Summertype you are so annoying please do not reply to our comments!!!

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Devon Stephenson · August 28, 2022

No lie Summertype is mad annoying but on the same token although we're all supporting a game we love, it seems the devs have gotten too comfortable, if we just stop supporting and they see revenue start to fall it may give them the kick in rear they need to get this going because it seems just commenting to get progress going isn't working.

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brruss71 · August 27, 2022

4 months since the last 'small' pre-tech update. Great game but, WOW! The apologizers will jump in and tell me to chill out, but it's actually very simple: If you're not going to come anywhere close to delivering on the timelines you have committed to, then stop stringing people along. That's why people are getting upset and feeling they're getting scammed. If it's 3 small updates per year, then just say so and deliver on it!

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summertype · August 27, 2022

Speak with your money, just dont donate very simple.

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vall · August 27, 2022

"STS obsessed"

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summertype · August 27, 2022

Copium

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summertype · August 27, 2022

@matis - STS obsessed is triggered on my comment lol 🤣🤣

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Ron A. · August 26, 2022

How long ago was the last release

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El Li · August 26, 2022

It's been a f*cking month since the last update, and I don't even want to think how long the Tech Update has been worked on. Devs really are incompetent and lazy.

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summertype · August 27, 2022

Then dont donate

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Ali Aln3mi علي النعمي · August 26, 2022

Kekooo few weeks huh 😂😂😂😂

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Marcincow 63 · August 26, 2022

Do shit like inviting girls to your apartment

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Doug Jones · August 25, 2022

They're reworking the entire game chill like all those older choppy scenes and everything

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summertype · August 26, 2022

True, the game is free. If people keep complaining over a free game theyre just obsessed and had no life

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shaquan haskins · August 24, 2022

Women that we haven't even seen in game are there, how can we just disrespect grace like that 😩😔

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shaquan haskins · August 24, 2022

But can we address why grace isn't in the full body shots wallpaper???

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Cassidy Clark · August 24, 2022

whats the status on the last pre-tech update?

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Sundrop · August 24, 2022

The characters involved seem to still be getting worked on. Part of it taking so long was DC was on vacation for a week and a half and also has canceled streaming a few times in recent weeks. In short, I have no idea. Would be nice to get a written post.

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Albert · August 24, 2022

In the new tech update all the old sexy scene with old characters lika debbie are the going to get rework to

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summertype · August 24, 2022

nice, would be nice if they change the MC hair so that he wouldnt look like Debbie anymore

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karel · August 24, 2022

Weeks its bin olmost a month

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Omen zazu · August 24, 2022

Ahh shit I can't wait lol I miss adventuring with this sandals wearing dufus lol

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Frankie Jackson · August 23, 2022

🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂😉😁😄😁😜🤪😜😝🙂😐😑😮‍💨😴

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Frankie Jackson · August 23, 2022

🙂🙃🙂😜🤪😜

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Frankie Jackson · August 23, 2022

😑

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Jonathan Duval · August 22, 2022

it's been almost 1 year then no update in fact it's been more than 1 month since we have more progress, 1 me no progress does not even go up by 1% if I compare to other creator he wins 1/16 of this that you get per month and progress 100x faster than you and they give us news every week

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Sundrop · August 22, 2022

Just popped into the previous stream. I see the characters involved in the last pre-tech update were being worked on.

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Sundrop · August 22, 2022

Any chance we could get a post on the current status of the pre update? It’s been almost a month, it would be nice to get that “soon” mentioned in this post.

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Kaden Holder · August 22, 2022

Dude for god sake don’t leave us in the dark give us some news

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summertype · August 22, 2022

Touch some grass

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Sias72 · August 21, 2022

More scene with Mia

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Javi · August 21, 2022

more scene w nadya ?👀

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xAlphaPupx · August 21, 2022

okay its been almost a month update on ETA?

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Frankie Jackson · August 22, 2022

🤣 technically they said weeks and weeks make up mouths... LOL so if they sent the update in 3 months they're still technically keeping they're word

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Zach brooks · August 21, 2022

I get everyone is busy but this is ridiculous not even 5 mins can be taken out of your day to update your fan base in nearly a month like dude.....

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Omzaa · August 21, 2022

fax

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Zachariah Moore · August 20, 2022

Eta on release

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Patrick Wills · August 20, 2022

High key want more with coach

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shaquan haskins · August 19, 2022

Consuela high key needs more content, but that's just cause I love her, low key our MC needs to learn some Spanish. Como sé disé "it's just polite"

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Devon Stephenson · August 19, 2022

I would love to see new scenes with Grace

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Sundrop · August 16, 2022

For some reason I really want to plough female Kim. It’s probably because she’s similar to a nuisance character, so I just feel like she needs to be taught a lesson lmao.

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Judas Iscariote · August 15, 2022

at this rate for november/december i'd say and Rhonda update for 2024 i guess

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DarthC · August 15, 2022

I like your optimism Judas

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Ron Teague · August 15, 2022

so when is the new update expected

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Frankie Jackson · August 16, 2022

That's the 72k monthly question🤣🤣🤣

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Frankie Jackson · August 15, 2022

LMAO forget about how much he, she, or they make annually as far as I'm concerned I'm paying 12 bucks a year for 5 star porn games which is fine by me I could give two fuck about the other 74k... an hey, if DC wanna take thier time, so be it as least the money they make could be put into another game An if you got a problem with how much you've given then unsubscribe or dumb down a tier GEEZ...

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vall · August 15, 2022

a NEW MAP and NEW WIDE SCREEN ????? Oh god

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Joel Foster · August 13, 2022

I don’t understand why people are complaining, pick up a hobby until it’s finished or work on a project learn a new skill , yah know do something productive with your time. Instead of complaining about something that clearly being worked on carefully so we get quality out of it . Look at games like cyberpunk fans rushed and pressured them to drop it amongst the pandemic and the game had issues for most people . Sooo moral of the story ; do something that’ll benefit yourself in the meantime while you” wait “

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Skeeta_bite · August 12, 2022

yes. we are lucky. we get a free game with lots of cool, fun stuff. and sadly, we are unlucky. we have to see whiny wussy comments from little ringmeat characters because they can’t get it ‘right now’.

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disc0llama · August 13, 2022

How is it a free game when he makes 72k a month from our donations? What independent developer do you know gets paid this much before a game is released? DarkCookie has made $1,728,000 in the 2 years hes been doing the tech update.

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jepp · August 12, 2022

Tech update might come out in 7 years if we are lucky!

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지훈 김 · August 10, 2022

When is next week?

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vall · August 11, 2022

Next year.

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shaquan haskins · August 10, 2022

Let's be honest, we just want more content with everyone we have yet to explore. Mostly moms of different characters and side characters that have yet to get their story. And once all these have been fulfilled, I'm sure this game will be the BEST adult game out there just based on its already superior story and game play.

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Candylight Studio · August 10, 2022

Guys keep going! Your art is amazing and really pleasing!

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Caddydaddy · August 9, 2022

All i wish for is a Judith storyline as long as or longer than Roxy's or Eve's.

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Danny · August 9, 2022

is it the biiig boobs or glasses that does it for you?

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Brenden Glass · August 8, 2022

I do I go and play the game

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War-Son · August 8, 2022

I think he has to take his time. Like everyone says, it's free game. Once he completes the Tech Update he will basically be laying himself off. He may start new interest with an Annie or Judith storyline, but his payroll (and lifestyle) is probably dependent on what he's making now.

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vall · August 8, 2022

Good for you :D

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Gary Kinder · August 7, 2022

Dont like it then leave. Its a free country. I have patience

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vall · August 7, 2022

following weeks!

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Derek Hoferichter · August 6, 2022

it take time it not easy to get a game going

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Patyk · August 3, 2022

will you make in future other games ??

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Kashiff Sharieff · August 2, 2022

If only " Being a dik" game was available for Android......., Eagerly waiting for tech update

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PredatorAce69 · August 8, 2022

It is I have it on my phone

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nero · August 2, 2022

few more years is likely, because with the new framework they can stretch it out it into episodes and sell it on many platforms. Like everyone who gave up on waiting and made their own game.

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vincent pasquariello · August 2, 2022

how much longer???

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Kanzen · August 2, 2022

my guess is another year at least. The progress bar goes up 1 percent every few weeks and actually just went backwards 1 percent from 76 to 75/

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Stark · August 2, 2022

As long as DC keeps up the work he's doing and finishes it eventually I can wait as long as it takes. I thoroughly enjoy the game and can be patient for the eventual end of it and the end of all story branches for all of the women in the game.

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summertype · July 31, 2022

STS is not his main job, just stop donating if you hate DC. Seriously you guys are obsessed in this game, stop it get some help.

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KaiTarasu · August 1, 2022

i mean im not with the crazy mob what so ever however i do see where theyre coming from this game shouldnt be taking this long

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RiderRed20 · July 31, 2022

Fantastic artwork

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Sixten · July 30, 2022

THANK YOU for not saying update number 5 will be released "shortly" that burns my ass more than anything. At least you got the point of how ambiguous that term is and left yourself an opening to take your time and release when you feel its ready. Which is perfectly ok to do.

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CowboyChicken · July 30, 2022

Lmao. Beachside Bunnies, a one man team, is cranking out like 3 different games with more content than this crap has given in a whole year. What a fucking joke.

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Justin N. · July 30, 2022

Go beat off to BB's content then.

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D l · July 30, 2022

Hopefully updates will come quicker after the tech update

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JC Castillo · July 30, 2022

Esperó que puedan tener la traducción al español actualizada.

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Patyk · July 29, 2022

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Darkstar91 · July 29, 2022

Looking forward too it :D

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iulyan ignat · July 29, 2022

Where can i download the new version ?

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TheMilkWay · July 29, 2022

So many bots and scamers here, cookie do something men.

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summertype · July 29, 2022

lol this people are frustrated over a free porn game 🤣 you guys seriously need to go a mental hospital 🤣🤣🤣

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lisa · July 29, 2022

Bruh, I see you everywhere. You're the one leaving comments and being toxic, in an almost obsessive way. People are entitled to their opinion, especially when they are paying.

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Ali Aln3mi علي النعمي · July 29, 2022

Active: Jax enters Evasion for 2 seconds: a defensive stance that causes him to dodge all incoming non- turret basic attacks and take 25% reduce damage from all area of effect abilities sourced from champion. Counter Strike can be recast after 1 second, and does so automatically after the duration. Recast: Jax deals physical damage to nearby enemies, increased by 20% for each attack dodged up to a 100% increase, and stuns them for 1 second.

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sudonim2 · July 28, 2022

Oh, boy! The fourth batch of "last batch of scenes before the Tech Update" scenes!

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Sablerose · July 28, 2022

Reading the complaints from others voicing their 'opinions' is driving me nuts. You have no idea how much money is being made by DC, all you see is what is paid into this site. How much is taken by Patreon? how much is DC paying the team, How much is DC paying for servers and overhead? for example 75,000.00 a month into patreon for 1 year is 900,000 -10% to patreon (90,000.00) leaves 810,000.00, 12 team members making 65,000.00 a year (well below developers pay) equals 780,000.00 leaving only 30,000.00 to overhead. DC is not just sitting back drinking Champaign and eating caviar. he is on stream almost everyday showing his work. My point to all of this is don't judge anything until you have the facts, the full store. It's the same with watching anything on social media or the real media for that matter.

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Maruad · July 28, 2022

I honestly think anything under 80k per year is under industry standard but I could be wrong. Location matters when determining pay levels.

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Maruad · July 28, 2022

Doing it right rather than doing it fast makes sense. Every new layer of complexity slows things down but makes the game deeper. At some point this game will be complete and a new game will be in the offing but for now I am enjoying the journey. For $1 a month? That is so cheap. Considering I have probably over 80 hours of gameplay in so far? Wow. This is one of the best bargains in gaming since buying a copy of minecraft many years back.

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MrG · July 28, 2022

We should all stop the subscription until the new update is out!!! Only a coordinated "attack" would hurt him enough to start listening to us.

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Skeeta_bite · July 28, 2022

why do you want to “attack” someone giving you a free game?

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summertype · July 28, 2022

@ingenioabc - That's an invalid statement. You cannot make a rant about something that is given free. Again this page is a Patreon, it's a donation proccess where you are not obligated to pay. If you do not like how DC works then just leave and don't donate. The fact that you guys are still here even though you guys are angry at DC means that your lust over this game is overloaded. You guys need help and go to a mental hospital it's not healthy to rant about a free porn game 🙅

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ingenioabc · July 28, 2022

In the first place I am not disrespecting anyone, I am just giving an opinion as anyone would, if you don't like it there are ways to express it and calling others crazy that you think differently from you is not the way.

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summertype · July 28, 2022

The solution in your problems are just dont donate 🤣 its a free game anyway you can just wait 24 hours for the free release 🤓🖕

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ingenioabc · July 28, 2022

Whether the game is free or paid, it does not matter, each person has the right to an opinion and it is a fundamental right that must be respected.

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JFer3333 · July 28, 2022

My Kompas shows me .14, .15 update is not available yet?

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Skeeta_bite · July 28, 2022

correct

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J T Jones · July 28, 2022

To all the people complaining and the ones complaining about the complaints, I get it. I am a developer, I have trained developers and software engineers and have worked on games, logistics tracking, and other BS. This is getting drawn out FAR too long. I started paying DC back in February 2019 and this game was supposed to be completed in 2020. Three and a half years later, the game has a bit more content but not enough to justify the amount of money DC rakes in every month.

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Leonardo · July 28, 2022

Preach Brother 🙌

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Slimboy · July 28, 2022

Just keep trying the best you can mate, I know it has be a long painful wait for the tech update, but I hope the end result is worth it and so you can get some of these flying monkeys off your back. And I hope to see pregnant Roxxy very soon.

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Brimstone · July 28, 2022

So we have a go live date for the newest version?

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Jordy · July 28, 2022

😂😂😂

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RamLock · July 28, 2022

I have only one question that may have been answered, but didn’t see it when skimming through the 80+ comments ahead of me. Will the new tech update be compatible with current saves, or require another restart? Thanks KUTGW

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Cheoargenis · July 28, 2022

maybe it's going to be the last restart

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King Bass · July 28, 2022

Let's GOOOOOOO!!! now I just need Mrs. Smith

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Bradly · July 27, 2022

Can we expect the tech update by the end of the year at least? Been patient and I do like the other scenes but would definitely like to see the story progress more now with some of the characters we haven't had a chance to fuck yet(fingers crossed for the principle and her lackey)

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Doug · July 28, 2022

Annie and principal Smith update is after Rhonda

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イサ ハッブ · July 27, 2022

Well I don’t really care about the wait time as( I am a anime fan and are used to long wait times ) I do wish they would focus more on getting this over with then just making wallpapers that no one asked for ( and if you did stop your stumping the progress of the update)

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Dick · July 27, 2022

Cap.

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FDV22 · July 27, 2022

Appreciate the update thanks, keep up the good work Dark Cookie and everyone else on the team

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Devon Stephenson · July 27, 2022

Should have pregnancy for everyone

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Temjin TJ · July 27, 2022

Thank you so much for the update Dark Cookie. Can't wait to see the new characters animation.

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Licorice Lain · July 27, 2022

Reading these comments, it is clear none of you are developers. Being this bewildered why a tech date is taking this long is truly naive.

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kellySHOUT · July 27, 2022

THANK YOU

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ingenioabc · July 27, 2022

nothing surprises me anymore, they continue with promises that they are not going to keep.

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kellySHOUT · July 27, 2022

Why do I get the sense by "promise" you mean "estimate" bigman: shout, when do you think we can launch the thing? kshout: optimistically, end of April. Realistically, end of June. Pessimistically, end of 2022. Mind you this assumes we aren't asked to do more than is scoped now and that Russia does not invade Ukraine. bigman: very well ...April 30 comes.... bigman: shout, why aren't we launched. You *promised*, shout, you promised me heaven on earth by *today*!

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MrG · July 27, 2022

So is this version .15?

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GojoMcgoo · July 27, 2022

"Near future"... Remember when there was only supposed to be 2 Pre-tech updates LOL. Also the tracker has gone up a whole 1% in the last 2 weeks!! Can't wait for it to dip back down to 65% after some unknown bullshit makes it way into the development such as "Need more money from gullible mongs who simp 24/7"

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GojoMcgoo · July 27, 2022

Inb4 summertype "go touch a grass 🤣🤣🤣" Jokes on you, you're the one throwing your money away 🤣🤣🤣

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Paul Beck · July 27, 2022

Keep Up the Good work!!!

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JLYS-3 · July 27, 2022

Another idea. BIG pregnancies. Like barely able to move. Maybe on an update to further the story of the pills.

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David Beatty · July 27, 2022

Looks like it's coming but more Grace scenes!!! Plz and thank you

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PervMASTER° · July 27, 2022

[Question to DC:] Any chance Pussywillow will become a Cat Girl?

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Skeeta_bite · August 2, 2022

cool idea.

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Earthbound28 · July 27, 2022

More eve scenes and more futa options and I'll forgive you for the long waits in-between updates

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IlikeGrace · July 27, 2022

Will Grace have changed conversations after hooking up with her alone? I think it would be good to randomly bump into her in designated spots, and she keeps saying "we shouldn't be doing this" or "this is so wrong" but can't help herself

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JLYS-3 · July 27, 2022

Yes please. More preggos. Also, some more DP too. Maria and Eric's mom is awesome. Preggo DP would crazy cool too.

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Skjaldbaka · July 27, 2022

You just brought up something I've been confused about.

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PinkKOalaPrime · July 27, 2022

We Judith fans are one step closer to our goal

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IlikeGrace · July 27, 2022

yea, i'd honestly would have rather had updates go in the following order: Tech update, Judith, Annie, and then Rhonda lol

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Andrew Bonilla · July 27, 2022

As long as it’s a step closer to adding in Annie than Woo! Keep doin what u do 👍🏽

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VNOverlord · July 27, 2022

Will the actual tech Update have scenes? COUGH COUGH…(Missy)

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Double · July 27, 2022

FUCKING SO HAPPY, AT LEST WE GOT SOMETHING

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chief · July 27, 2022

Honestly we don’t need pre-tech updates. People will hop on the game, play and complete its content within an hour, and then never touch it again until the next update. It’d be far more efficient to just put all channels of work into the upcoming update rather than side channels that add very little in terms of the actual game.

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sudonim2 · July 30, 2022

The issue is that not all portions of the team are equally occupied. For example, the art for the Tech Update is all done. Artwork is one of the more time consuming aspects that has to be done before most other aspects of the game can move forward. DC making a bunch of extra artwork doesn't slow down the Tech Update. Equally, posing for new scenes that don't advance the story, and thus don't need new machines or variables to program can be easily added with excess capacity in the production staff while waiting for the Tech Update to advance.

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David Silverburgh · July 27, 2022

Keep up the hard buddy, it's all brick by brick.

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That black guy · July 27, 2022

you all got this, you're already 3/4ths there, stay on target

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Verynice · July 27, 2022

Dang no Maria scenes 😢

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jose hernandez · July 27, 2022

I apprecite the updates and such, but I need to be honest. I believe that the tech-update is taking WAY too much. I am starting to think that either you are taking the money as an extra or someone in you team is telling you tales to have a free payment for nothing.

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캔 요우 · July 27, 2022

Whats next? Like "pre - pre - tech update part 245"?

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Alexis Chicken · July 27, 2022

Still not the tech update? How much longer we need to wait ?

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GreyWarden · July 27, 2022

More pregnancies?! Tell me more Cookie! I need names!!😎

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Matt · July 27, 2022

Complete?

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Syed Raza Mazhar 007 · July 27, 2022

I will love it but tech update is taking much time then expected

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Razor Sharp · July 27, 2022

Need more monster girls

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Roberto Duarte · July 27, 2022

YES!!! FINALLY!!! Been patiently waiting for this. I can't wait. Cookie thank you and your team.

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David Sellers · July 27, 2022

Keep up the great work my guy im even more excited now cuz i had to restart

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Thibbs · July 27, 2022

Yes Katya fell in love with her on first sight :D

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Ali Aln3mi علي النعمي · July 27, 2022

💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸

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Promanco · July 27, 2022

Thanks Cookie! From my perspective all I want is this kind of transparency and update and I am happy :D

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Safia Anderson · July 27, 2022

I’m sorry but this is ridiculous. It’s been over a year and you’re still not done with pre tech updates? It’s so obvious this is being drawn out to make more cash. There are entire nsfw games copying your style that have done more content in one month than you have in 12. This game is the new yandere simulator but nobody talks about it because it’s nsfw

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Fulgrim · July 27, 2022

Completely agree, this has taken way to long

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Breas74 · July 27, 2022

Awesome!

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Will o' D · July 27, 2022

Keep up the good work 👍

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Yong chern khai · July 27, 2022

NICE!!!!!!

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Omnibreed001 · July 27, 2022

LETS GOOOOO!!!!

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LuciferMorgensternV · July 27, 2022

Looking forward for the upcoming releases